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mancunian
Sex God
Is it just ideas growing here?
mancunian
Sex God
shall we strech our imagination a little too. Never know where we could go with that.
mancunian
Sex God
Where shall we start?
The hook in your lounge ceiling perhaps?
mancunian
Sex God
I have a mind that wanders. What have you got?
mancunian
Sex God
Shall we meld mind and body?
Unknown User
Is that in a Vulcan way?
mancunian
Sex God
Similar, but much more hands on and physically involved.
Want to try?
Unknown User
Will I remember it afterwards?
mancunian
Sex God
If not, we could do it all over again.
If the Altzihmers kicks in we could keep going untill you do. lol
Unknown User
I have been told I have wandering hands troubles smile
Unknown User
Are you still a teenager? :shock:
Unknown User
Well you couldn't call me a teenager, I am more your dirty old man type.
mancunian
Sex God
So who and/or what are you planning on doing for the third man to watch?
Unknown User
Are there nettles in winter? Surely pricks are more likely than stings although they may be adversely affected by the temperature? Allow me to offer my services in a warming capacity :twisted:
Unknown User
I understand the victorians used to beat their nether regions with nettles as it produced the same effect as stinging nettles, mind you I doubt you would be able to find a mans nether regions in this cold weather lol
Unknown User
Which part Kaz? the nettle bit of the finding the willie part?
mancunian
Sex God
Having found the willy, I think a little tasting would be a good way to go next
mancunian
Sex God
Hmmm I'm getting the munches now.
Tasty nibbles anyone
mancunian
Sex God
Could I have something with a delicate musky scent
mancunian
Sex God
Perhaps I could dip something else for you to lick too wink
Unknown User
Better make sure it's not the hot salsa! :shock:
Unknown User
No sense of adventure fluff :evil2:
mancunian
Sex God
How about the cool cucumber dip? wink
mancunian
Sex God
Perhaps you prefer fruit
Banana anyone?
Unknown User
How about a kumquat?
Not a particularly erotic shape, unless you like nobbly bollocks, but the way it sounds :twisted:
mancunian
Sex God
I bet you'd try though wouldn't you?
Unknown User
Exactly, you have to try most things at least once. Twice if you like it :twisted:
How are you at repetition, Manc?
mancunian
Sex God
I have been known to do some things more than once.
I've been trying to get the hang of shagging. Been doing it for years. One day I might get it right, and when I do I'm definatly going to have another go. lol