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Unknown User
So who'd like to share my posh coffee and jaffa cakes today then?
Unknown User
Nope just come as you are :twisted:
Unknown User
Shall I get a mop?
mancunian
Sex God
Have you had a major leakage?
How's the posh coffee and Jaffas Fluff?
Unknown User
Quote by mancunian
Have you had a major leakage?
How's the posh coffee and Jaffas Fluff?

Nom nom nom!
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
lol, if your not full , would you like a muffin...lol
mancunian
Sex God
Think I've got something to pop in there if your mouth is empty :twisted:
mancunian
Sex God
Excuse me I have to pop out and attend to the nutrishional requirements of a lady.
How many calories in spunk?
And how much exercise is needed to burn it off?
mancunian
Sex God
Do other 'sins' carry calorie counts too, and how much execise to burn those off?
Unknown User
The biggest advantage of me going on top is the knowledge that I am improving my muscle tone and losing a few calories (apart from the pleasurable sensations and the feeling of power that is) :twisted:
Unknown User
All exercise has its uses, squat thrusts = nice hard fucks
Star Jumps = preparing to leggit if husband/boyfriend walks in on secret shag
interval training = dashing between women at an orgy
sit ups = for getting those nipples in my mouth when Kaz or Fluff are on top
lol
Unknown User
Work those abs!
Unknown User
Does using my cross-trainer and having sex negate the takeaway I had last night?
Unknown User
Quote by Kaznkev
All exercise has its uses, squat thrusts = nice hard fucks
Star Jumps = preparing to leggit if husband/boyfriend walks in on secret shag
interval training = dashing between women at an orgy
sit ups = for getting those nipples in my mouth when Kaz or Fluff are on top
lol

We gonna have to take turns?
how we gonna decide who goes first/innocent
I think you should toss for it and the best tosser can go first ;)
Unknown User
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Does using my cross-trainer and having sex negate the takeaway I had last night?

Yes but only if you are havin sex with me smile
Unknown User
Quote by Kaznkev
Does using my cross-trainer and having sex negate the takeaway I had last night?

Yes but only if you are havin sex with me smile
Actually i think youd find sex with a woman burns more calories innocent
is a cross trainer one who shouts when you dont pay the gym bills and does Mr fluff know you are using him?
lol
I hate cross trainers they make I feel sick.
Unknown User
Have you never been to a gym (not jim)?
Unknown User
Purrrrhaps we could start a new programme, "burning fat the fluff way" we could book her to come round on a weekly basis and she could help us work of our excess calories!
Unknown User
redface
Unknown User
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
redface

Of course you know blushing just shows you want it don't you? ;)
Unknown User
redface :rascal:
Unknown User
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
redface :rascal:

rotflmao
Unknown User
can you whistle and suck at the same time?
Unknown User
It would be my pleasure (I hope he he)
Unknown User
Yes of course smile
Unknown User
Hands freezing after the bike ride home, got anywhere I can warm them?
Unknown User
Well I quite like the feel of cool hands on my body, but not freezing, thanks.
Unknown User
Never played hot and cold?
Unknown User
Not this time of year unless I'm in a warm room (so that rules my house out then rolleyes).
Unknown User
morning fluff do you need warming up ?:giggle: