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Unknown User
Quote by Alexcdm
morning fluff do you need warming up ?:giggle:

My feet are like blocks of ice, may I place them in the small of your back, please?
Unknown User
I was so cold last night after riding home, my fingers hurt and i just couldn't get warm :uhoh:
Unknown User
Oh? wheres that then?
Unknown User
Warm and wet is one of my favs smile
Unknown User
Does that go for my feet too Kaz?
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
would you like me to start at the top and we can meet half way in the middle wink
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
i was thinking more on the lines of slipping in... wink
Unknown User
not too slippy, you need some friction
Unknown User
Has he got something you could use as a handle? :twisted:
Unknown User
I like to brace myself against something substantial so I can get a good thrust going
Unknown User
I find that laying on the bed the wrong way up means you can use the wall quite effectively :twisted:
Unknown User
So how often do you have to paint your wall to remove the feet marks? lol
Unknown User
Bit like the forth railway bridge?
mancunian
Sex God
Three walls to paint in your house then Kaz.
Unknown User
Sounds good for a threesome ;)
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
sounds like after all that wild sex, you might need to replaster, not just paint...lol
mancunian
Sex God
Not to mention the new wall fittings to be added. :twisted:
mancunian
Sex God
and chains, and rings, and a leg bar for suspension :twisted:
Unknown User
Are you making macrame pot holders to explain them away to the kids?
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Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Are you making macrame pot holders to explain them away to the kids?

Macrame pot holders! You're such a deviant Fluff! smile
Unknown User
Balance your redundant portable TV on it dunno
mancunian
Sex God
Will that affect the reception if it swings?
mancunian
Sex God
Are you able to tune them in and turn them on?
Unknown User
I prefer Daz myself. Gets deep down dirty, even at 30, apparently (I may have read that wrongly :twisted: )
Unknown User
Well past 30 but still able to get deep down and dirty :twisted:
mancunian
Sex God
I'm older than thirty, and it won't stop me being dirty :twisted:
mancunian
Sex God
It must be difficult when you are so popular
Unknown User
you taste like marmite? :eeek: