The "Swinging Virgins" Club

14 Sep 2006

Quote by SymonOUna
Vote for Redpantherman hun, you'll get more than a badge!

Ah, but that would reveal a lack of commitment to my own campaign somewhat, wouldn't it? smile

But giving is always better than receiving so I was always told :twisted: :giggle:
(p.s. I also have no idea of the motive behind the thread so am either an honorary blonde for the day or just thick!)

14 Sep 2006

Quote by lavabubble
Vote for Redpantherman hun, you'll get more than a badge!

Ah, but that would reveal a lack of commitment to my own campaign somewhat, wouldn't it? smile

But giving is always better than receiving so I was always told :twisted: :giggle:
Especially when it comes to bums! :shock:
lol

14 Sep 2006

Quote by winchwench
Vote for Redpantherman hun, you'll get more than a badge!

Ah, but that would reveal a lack of commitment to my own campaign somewhat, wouldn't it? smile

I voted for someone elses ass.....only to have them overtake & beat me! Join in, it's liberating! biggrin

Tell you what - you vote for my behind and I'llgive youa badge!
Lavabubble, thanks for the sage words, by the way.

14 Sep 2006

Quote by Kiss
Vote for Redpantherman hun, you'll get more than a badge!

Ah, but that would reveal a lack of commitment to my own campaign somewhat, wouldn't it? smile

But giving is always better than receiving so I was always told :twisted: :giggle:
Especially when it comes to bums! :shock:
lol

You filthy minded bleeder :giggle: ! I meant votes, but I am always open to suggestions :twisted:

14 Sep 2006

Quote by SymonOUna
Lavabubble, thanks for the sage words, by the way.

First and last ones from me today, I promise biggrin

14 Sep 2006

Have I ever told you guys that I am, in fact, a Virgin?
:angel:
Honest.

14 Sep 2006

Quote by winchwench
Have I ever told you guys that I am, in fact, a Virgin?
:angel:
Honest.

Cranberry juice meets monitor moment! :shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

14 Sep 2006

I'm a swinging virgin.
And this is my first post - its very very scary... (Please don't take the piss!)

14 Sep 2006

Quote by petal24
I'm a swinging virgin.
And this is my first post - its very very scary... (Please don't take the piss!)

now i don't think you wanted to say that! lol

14 Sep 2006

Hi petal!!!!!!
Welcome!!!!!!!!!
And Dave is only teasing............ aren't you hun?!!!
mwah! maz n den xxx

15 Sep 2006

Quote by DeviousLiasons
Sorry if you felt it was aimed at you Sheddy, it was totally self directed!

Trust me the word virgin in any form hasn't been aimed at me for fookin years lol

Just seemed to be taking the piss out of those that were to be honest but like I said I stand corected

15 Sep 2006

Quote by petal24
I'm a swinging virgin.
And this is my first post - its very very scary... (Please don't take the piss!)

petal and :welcome: to SH!
biggrin

15 Sep 2006

Quote by petal24
I'm a swinging virgin.
And this is my first post - its very very scary... (Please don't take the piss!)

Hi petal

don't be afraid hunni, we're not that scary really kiss

15 Sep 2006

Hi Petal welcome, we've only been around a short time and they are pretty friendly here to newbies if you arrive with a good attitude.
We are definitely still swingins virgins having only been around a week or so. I have made a badge for us and a certificate which we proudly display. Now we're looking to rip it into a hundred pieces.....yipppeeee lol

Dipping our toes - the water is lovely and warm let me tell you....
pink x

15 Sep 2006

Thank you! I'm kind of lurking a bit because I'm kind of nervous, and not really sure what to do!

15 Sep 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm a swinging virgin.
And this is my first post - its very very scary... (Please don't take the piss!)

Hi petal

don't be afraid hunni, we're not that scary really kiss

Liar

15 Sep 2006

Quote by madchick
Thank you! I'm kind of lurking a bit because I'm kind of nervous, and not really sure what to do!

No need to lurk....no one on here bites unless they are asked to.... lol

:lol:
Ermm..... redface

ops: :twisted: innocent

15 Sep 2006

Quote by Abilene
I'm a swinging virgin.
And this is my first post - its very very scary... (Please don't take the piss!)

Hi petal

don't be afraid hunni, we're not that scary really kiss

Liar

I'll show you scary, madam smackbottom

You wait til the Wigan munch
passionkiss

:cheers: :beer: :smoke: silly

assionkiss: innocent

15 Sep 2006

Quote by Kiss
Well, I've not swung, been to any munches, meets etc. or anything, so I'd like to be considered for membership. Do I get a badge?

That is a possibility...... however I'm rather concerned as to where you would pin it? :shock:
lol

I know where id pin it lol
and no its not on you know what biggrin

Tina xxx

15 Sep 2006

Quote by sheddy

Sorry if you felt it was aimed at you Sheddy, it was totally self directed!

Trust me the word virgin in any form hasn't been aimed at me for fookin years lol

Just seemed to be taking the piss out of those that were to be honest but like I said I stand corected
Have this one my little sheddykins.....Virgin on the ridiculous! bolt

15 Sep 2006

Quote by DeviousLiasons
In a way, this is a piss-take.... out of ourselves!
On occasion we have been known in chat to declare that we are swinging virgins ( which it's possible may be a slight exageration.....) and those that know us tend to get a little cheeky at this point. We suddenly thought that if we were members of a group called "Swinging Virgins" we could carry legitimately use the line without Minxy, RedHot, Shireen or one or two ( again a possilbe slightly misleading number... ) other people choking on their biscuits and calling us tarts lol
Sorry if you felt it was aimed at you Sheddy, it was totally self directed!

I have only just seen this thread :shock: I just had a coffee meets monitor moment :giggle:
I only have one this to say to you DL..... "How many points??" :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

15 Sep 2006

Quote by sheddy
[Just seemed to be taking the piss out of those that were to be honest but like I said I stand corected

I read it that they were taking the piss out of themselves Sheddy hun, but then I have known DL for several years and know their sense of humour wink

That coupled with the fact that they are huge bluddy tarts means I almost choked on my coffee when I read it....
I said almost DL flipa

:flipa: :lol2:

15 Sep 2006

Quote by cuddly-catlin
Well, I've not swung, been to any munches, meets etc. or anything, so I'd like to be considered for membership. Do I get a badge?

That is a possibility...... however I'm rather concerned as to where you would pin it? :shock:
lol

I know where id pin it lol
and no its not on your know what biggrin

Tina xxx
Well, thanks. Er, where then?

16 Sep 2006

Dev, ? tarts? Never ! I'd never believe it!
innocent

16 Sep 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Dev, ? tarts? Never ! I'd never believe it!

Mes Dev was almost banned from a well known hotel chain in Bristol for scaring young men in bathrooms !! :eeek: :giggle: :giggle:
passionkiss

16 Sep 2006

Quote by DeviousLiasons
'Ere.... Choke on THIS darlin'!!

Are you borrowing someone else's then?? dunno

16 Sep 2006

I wouldn't join any club that would have me as a member
Swinging Virgins, bloody silly idea
(runs off to register innocent

)

17 Sep 2006

i resent this thread, and the smug, self-congratulatory posturings of those who not only feel the need to declare their virgin status to the world, possibly on some kind of syndicated TV evangelist type program on the God channel, but also align themselves with some exclusive, cliquey little club that denies me membership rights solely on the basis of some arbitrary and trivial technicality vis a vis my loss of virginity. mad

next thing you know, you'll be exchanging promise rings and signing contracts to stay virgins forever and wandering round munches with yer noses in the air, parading about with some kind of self-satisfied, condescending air of superiority over those poor unfortunates who, through no fault of their own, have succumbed to their sexual desires in a moment of weakness. evil

i demand . . . no . . . I DEMAND . . . . that you create some kind of Honorary Virgin type thing, so that those of us who have given in to our lustful desires, and fallen prey to the temptations of the flesh, can be remade as virgins for now and ever more, and thenceforward welcomed into the bosom of swingingvirgins as equal ((( though somewhat less intact? confused

))) partners in virgindom!
neil x x x :P

20 Sep 2006

Quote by neilinleeds
i demand . . . no . . . I DEMAND . . . . that you create some kind of Honorary Virgin type thing, so that those of us who have given in to our lustful desires, and fallen prey to the temptations of the flesh, can be remade as virgins for now and ever more, and thenceforward welcomed into the bosom of swingingvirgins as equal ((( though somewhat less intact? ))) partners in virgindom!
neil x x x :P

If only someone would invent some sort of system where you could take someones Swinging Virginity from them???
I think there might be a method, it'll take a little thought.

21 Sep 2006

We hereby declare NeilinLeeds to be a Whorenorary Virgin

:shock: :shock: :shock:
now look . . . . wait right there just one minute . . . . now . . . i never said i wanted to be a virgin did i? i just said i'd quite like the opportunity to be a virgin, if i so chose, and be able to "rewrap the precious gift that is my virginity!" confused

WTF?
i don't wanna be a virgin again. took me 17 years to lose the damn thing in the first place, and not for want of trying! bus fare, bank cards, socks, last tenner for taxi fare . . . can lose all them at the drop of an 'at, but i don't want owt that might take me another bloody 17 years to lose all over again ta very much! ;)
neil x x x ;)