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I'm certainly interested in helping the swinging virgins swing! :twisted:
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Sexlightened
Quote by Kiss
:laughabove:
I'm certainly interested in helping the swinging virgins swing! :twisted:
may i join too
Sassy you can join any club huni
Sorry going to stick my neck out here and say I don't get it. Prehaps there is some underlying harmless joke I've missed (I do get it wrong more times than I care to remember) But the way I see it it's taking the piss out of those that haven't dipped their toe in the water so to speak.
Like I said I'm prepared to admit I've completely misunderstood it all so please tell me I have
Like I said I'm prepared to admit I've completely misunderstood it all so please tell me I have
Sex God
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id gladly also lend a errrr.......... hand to any swinging virgins out there.
please put me down for a "mentor" position.
i'll even hold residential courses..........
If you're going to be holding the residential courses, I'd love to do the field trips! :rascal:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Sign us up please, we even have the most excellent "field" for trips :rascal:
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Sorry going to stick my neck out here and say I don't get it. Prehaps there is some underlying harmless joke I've missed (I do get it wrong more times than I care to remember) But the way I see it it's taking the piss out of those that haven't dipped their toe in the water so to speak.
Like I said I'm prepared to admit I've completely misunderstood it all so please tell me I have
You having a blond day too hunni? :?
Quote by sheddy
You having a blond day too hunni?
So it seems and like I said explain all and I'll admit I'm wrong
I didn't read it as taking the piss. I read it as "It has come to light that some people are yet to swing, so don't feel you need to keep it a secret or be embarrased, join the club".
Maybe I'm the one that got it wrong? :?
Quote by sheddy
You having a blond day too hunni?
So it seems and like I said explain all and I'll admit I'm wrong
oh youve got me thinkin too now Sheddy.......... :?
i thought it was a group for people that were new to this sort of thing and hadnt had much experience of meets, clubs, socials, munches etc....... as opposed to a piss-take.... hence my reason to offer the "benefit" .....( if you can call it that!) of my wisdom (if you can call it that too !) and possibly more...............
which is a genuine offer........ ive always been opposed to the unwelcoming of newbies and certainly would wish to help people get a foot in the door.......... without having an ulterior motive...... well, maybe not... but anyway........
Sex God
:shock: :shock: sheddy 
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
You know how easy it is to confuse me ffs.
I thought it was a thread looking for volunteers to assist those who have yet to taste the delights of the lifestyle :inlove:
and being the tart I am, how could I refuse the call of duty?
oh well, I'll get me coat
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: You know how easy it is to confuse me ffs.
I thought it was a thread looking for volunteers to assist those who have yet to taste the delights of the lifestyle :inlove:
and being the tart I am, how could I refuse the call of duty?
oh well, I'll get me coat
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I thought you were ginger?
Bottle blonde and it needs doing again
Sorry if I've rained on your parade but I can't see in the opening post where it says it's there to assist, guide or accept virgins chuck in a shite load of these fellas :giggle: and I saw it as a piss take. Like I said sorry if I'm wrong Quote by sheddy
I thought you were ginger?
Bottle blonde and it needs doing again
Sorry if I've rained on your parade but I can't see in the opening post where it says it's there to assist, guide or accept virgins chuck in a shite load of these fellas :giggle: and I saw it as a piss take. Like I said sorry if I'm wrong No need to apologise at all Sheddy, maybe my good mood today effected my interpretation? I'll just say that I hope it's not a piss take and that's not how I read it. There’s more than a slim possibility that I've got it wrong though, as you know me, I'm always taking things the wrong way.
I know... I'll do your hair for you if you can be my SH interpreter?
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I know... I'll do your hair for you if you can be my SH interpreter?
I'll be your interpreter for ya but nobody I repeat nobody (not even PK) is allowed to do me hair other than my stylist
it's right pain in the arse aswell considering he is in Stoke and I'm now in Manchester 2 and a half hour round trip just to get me fookin hair cut :shock: 
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Pretty sure we more than quallify for membership - is there an intensive sandwich course?
If there's sandwiches after that'd be dandy.
p.s. no longer a lurking virgin though - if that makes a difference?
If there's sandwiches after that'd be dandy.
p.s. no longer a lurking virgin though - if that makes a difference?
to you both and :welcome: to the forum!Quote by hannyngrey
Pretty sure we more than quallify for membership - is there an intensive sandwich course?
If there's sandwiches after that'd be dandy.
p.s. no longer a lurking virgin though - if that makes a difference?
Hi and :welcome:!
The very best way to integrate & settle in, is to vote for Redpantherman in the rear of the year thread......you will feel good afterwards, trust me
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Well, I've not swung, been to any munches, meets etc. or anything, so I'd like to be considered for membership. Do I get a badge?
That is a possibility...... however I'm rather concerned as to where you would pin it? :shock:
Big orange popping balls.... :shock: Doesn't bear thinking about!
