Listen Mrj my performance was one of such stamina and talent that I totally exhausted the poor girl
I could tell that because she fell asleep poor lamb after a couple of minutes :shock:
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Quote by warwick
Listen Mrj my performance was one of such stamina and talent that I totally exhausted the poor girl
I could tell that because she fell asleep poor lamb after a couple of minutes :shock:
Does Mary know about this :shock:
Quote by davej
Listen Mrj my performance was one of such stamina and talent that I totally exhausted the poor girl
I could tell that because she fell asleep poor lamb after a couple of minutes :shock:
Does Mary know about this :shock:
No, but `the boy who cried wolf` is currently seeking therapy :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
while you lot have been making this thread Ive spent the last three hours shagging
due to my enormous manhood and stamina she may never walk again
Which, roughly translated, means he shagged her for 3 minutes and fell asleep for 2 hours 57 minutes
Whilst asleep, he rolled over and knocked her out of bed, breaking her leg so she might not walk for a while :shock::shock: :shock: :shock:
Wasn't Neil was it??? :shock:
:lol:
Sex God
Wasn't Neil was it???
Maybe we should ask Warwick if it was Neil he shagged ?
Bev
xx
Sex God
Quote by little gem
while you lot have been making this thread Ive spent the last three hours shagging
due to my enormous manhood and stamina she may never walk again
Which, roughly translated, means he shagged her for 3 minutes and fell asleep for 2 hours 57 minutes
Whilst asleep, he rolled over and knocked her out of bed, breaking her leg so she might not walk for a while :shock::shock: :shock: :shock:
Wasn't Neil was it??? :shock:
:lol:
GEM!
can i have no bloody secrets?
i'd just like to point out that when gem asks if it was me, she was obviously referring to the fall out of bed thing, and not the 3 minutes thing ok?
glad we cleared that up!
Sex God
Neil was it you who he shagged though?
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
Neil was it you who he shagged though?
:gagged: I'm saying nothing about Neil's tendencies to play bitch for three minutes! ;)
Sex God
Venus hunni :therethere: 
:roll:
What happened? Did you fall outta bed the wrong side this morning?
I've always ascribed to the theory that actions speak louder than words. I mean most people seem to use thousands of words before they get round to saying that what they really want is just to get into your knickers! :shock: :shock:
Well the direct approach works with me at any rate! 
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
:roll: What happened? Did you fall outta bed the wrong side this morning?
I've always ascribed to the theory that actions speak louder than words. I mean most people seem to use thousands of words before they get round to saying that what they really want is just to get into your knickers! :shock: :shock:
Well the direct approach works with me at any rate!
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Quote by bluexxx
I'm a real swinger. I only chat to be polite.
I'm a real chatter. I only swing to be polite.
Just say where you want me to fuck off.
