The REAL swingers thread

28 Jan 2005

This is a thread for REAL swingers. Personally I am sick of all the timewasters out there, particularly the ones in the cafe, and as the mods don`t seem to understand the concept of REAL swinging, I have taken it upon myself to provide a little corner of the site to cater for serious people! Not couples who might think swinging is all about being able to take your time, and jump into all that socialising shit. I don`t have time for swingers who hang around for almost a year, having only achieved a little soft swing once, and then because they were enjoying the company of said couple so much they forgot to fit the sex in, and some exhibitionism at the SMB, wtf is that all about then?! Waste of bloody time! wink

So let`s be having you! Legs are open, anyone will do because I am a REAL swinger...and please, please, don`t waste my time by trying to be a friend first rolleyes

Venusxxx

28 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
This is a thread for REAL swingers. Personally I am sick of all the timewasters out there, particularly the ones in the cafe, and as the mods don`t seem to understand the concept of REAL swinging, I have taken it upon myself to provide a little corner of the site to cater for serious people! Not couples who might think swinging is all about being able to take your time, and jump into all that socialising shit. I don`t have time for swingers who hang around for almost a year, having only achieved a little soft swing once, and then because they were enjoying the company of said couple they forgot to fit the sex in, and some exhibitionism at the SMB, wtf is that all about then?! Waste of bloody time!
So let`s be having you! Legs are open, anyone will do because I am a REAL swinger...and please, please, don`t waste my time by trying to be a friend first
Venusxxx

Do I qualify???
Cause I jumped straight into your bed on sat night? :roll:

28 Jan 2005

Right Keks get old of that now!!!

28 Jan 2005

on my way round, just getting my coat, don't move, keep those legs where they are.

28 Jan 2005

Quote by KcKat
Do I qualify???
Cause I jumped straight into your bed on sat night?

Do I know your name? Yes I think I do. Fuck off..........bloody timewaster!
Venusxxx

28 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars

Do I qualify???
Cause I jumped straight into your bed on sat night?

Do I know your name? Yes I think I do. Fuck off..........bloody timewaster!
Venusxxx

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Look, it really wasn't my fault that I went straight to sleep, it was blummin Voddy forcing me to drink!!

28 Jan 2005

Quote by KcKat
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Look, it really wasn't my fault that I went straight to sleep, it was blummin Voddy forcing me to drink!!

REAL swingers don`t get brewers droop, or the female equivilent rolleyes

Venusxxx

28 Jan 2005

Nobody's picked my husbands car keys yet :cry:

28 Jan 2005

Look I'm stood ere with a rock ard chunk of manliness,dont fuck me about!

28 Jan 2005

I'm a real swinger. I only chat to be polite. I prefer to just fuck without the talk.
Sorted cool

28 Jan 2005

Oh Blue! If I hadn't met you I'd say you were pulling our legs there! :lol:
Gem - just chatting with you to be polite too! ;)

28 Jan 2005

MQ do you have a husband? Does he have a car?

28 Jan 2005

Wanna fuck? :twisted:

28 Jan 2005

Right I'm gonna slap your arse with my man thing.

28 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
Right I'm gonna slap your arse with my man thing.

Ooooooooooooh!!!! :shock:
Come here and do that wink

:wink:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
Right I'm gonna slap your arse with my man thing.

Form an orderly queue, there`s a good chap. lol

Venusxxx

28 Jan 2005

Quote by KcKat
Right I'm gonna slap your arse with my man thing.

Ooooooooooooh!!!! :shock:
Come here and do that wink

:wink:
all fours now!!!

28 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
Right I'm gonna slap your arse with my man thing.

Ooooooooooooh!!!! :shock:
Come here and do that wink

:wink:
all fours now!!!
'Miaow'........I'm there redface

28 Jan 2005

Arse up!

28 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
Arse up!

:shock: :shock:
Is this gonna hurt????

28 Jan 2005

Na its good for talkin n spread!

28 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
Na its good for talkin n spread!

:gagged:

28 Jan 2005

If it's good for you, it either hurts or tastes horrible. That's what I tell my kids anyway.
Bev
xx

28 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
MQ do you have a husband? Does he have a car?

Errrmmm no on both counts! Shit does that mean I'm not a real swinger?

28 Jan 2005

Well if you're not having sex right now, you can't be. So I'm not either.

28 Jan 2005

I`m not either, but I AM camming and picture swapping, therefore I am a REAL swinger! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

28 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Well if you're not having sex right now, you can't be. So I'm not either.

Dammit! Must try harder and send more 'wanna fuck?' pms........

28 Jan 2005

God MQ, we're such utter timewasters rolleyes

Bev
xx

28 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
God MQ, we're such utter timewasters
Bev
xx

Sorry for wasting your time Bev, wanna shag? lol

:twisted:

28 Jan 2005

Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh go on then lol, you twisted my arm lol

69?
Bev
xx