The Rhyming Thread

26 Jan 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
OOO Polo Lady it's not very wise
To pick on a mod in any guise
Although saying that
It's only Sarge
bugger it, pass ME the bat

I'm not scared by that great bossy lump
I dont care if he rants in a hump
but with you I'd think twice
to make sure I was nice
and stay in with a chance of a jump!

26 Jan 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Now PoloLady you posted a rant
About me shouting at poor old Ant
Perhaps I didn't explain it fully
But that doesn't make me a"Big Fucking Bully"
I know Ants mistake wasn't that large
Now you've started a trend of Picking on Sarge
Warwick and Jas have joined in that way
But I send you a kiss on this your Birthday

You are a big softy at heart
and I'm sorry that I had to start
now you've shown you are kind
then i'm sure i don't mind
if you kiss my lips when my legs are apart

26 Jan 2005

hey folk its time to cool,
as for all it was me that was the fool,
theres no need to pick in Sarge,
after all he is in charge.
All he did was point me to the proper place,
so you folk having a go havent got a case,
the Sarge seems a proper nice bloke,
fuck it Im gonna have a bacardi and coke.

26 Jan 2005

Dear Ant we all love the Sarge
His wit it is often at large
He helps to brighten the site
with his nonsenseical shite
Its our duty to take the piss
though we do sometimes miss
Highly of him we do all think
Well exept for the stink :shock:

26 Jan 2005

Quote by ant140
hey folk its time to cool,
as for all it was me that was the fool,
theres no need to pick in Sarge,
after all he is in charge.
All he did was point me to the proper place,
so you folk having a go havent got a case,
the Sarge seems a proper nice bloke,
fuck it Im gonna have a bacardi and coke.

I am starting to think you're a nut
do you imply i should keep my mouth shut!
he knows it's a joke
he is not a thick bloke
so fuck off and stop kissing his butt!
rotflmao

26 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
hey folk its time to cool,
as for all it was me that was the fool,
theres no need to pick in Sarge,
after all he is in charge.
All he did was point me to the proper place,
so you folk having a go havent got a case,
the Sarge seems a proper nice bloke,
fuck it Im gonna have a bacardi and coke.

I am starting to think you're a nut
do you imply i should keep my mouth shut!
he knows it's a joke
he is not a thick bloke
so fuck off and stop kissing his butt
rotflmao

I lke this thread its anything go's,
But Polo have I tread on your toes???
bit out of order saying im a nut,
so please take it from me and keep your fucking gob shut!!!!
wink

:wink: :wink: :wink:

26 Jan 2005

Venus pops in, waiting to see
If it`s possible for a rhyme thread
To maintain diplomacy
It`s difficult to tell
When focus is on rhyming well
If the authors are somewhat weak
At communicating `tongue in cheek`
:uhoh:
Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
so fuck off and stop kissing his butt!

Don't kiss his arse! it's a hideous thing
hidden beneath sack cloth and string
it really is just a dirty old crack
starting a few inches away from a saggy old sac
in fact the whole middle body is a sight to behold
kiss any of it at your peril, you have been told!

26 Jan 2005

When Polo is down on her knees,
And it seems like she's being a tease,
She should open her mouth,
Her head going south,
With a lick and suck if you please.
wink

26 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Venus pops in, waiting to see
If it`s possible for a rhyme thread
To maintain diplomacy
It`s difficult to tell
When focus is on rhyming well
If the authors are somewhat weak
At communicating `tongue in cheek`
:uhoh:
Venusxxx

Look out, Venus has come in for a peek,
Dissention is what she does seek,
Everyone Hide!
Or go for a ride.
I'll distract her with my tongue in her cheek.
:twisted:

26 Jan 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
Venus pops in, waiting to see
If it`s possible for a rhyme thread
To maintain diplomacy
It`s difficult to tell
When focus is on rhyming well
If the authors are somewhat weak
At communicating `tongue in cheek`
:uhoh:
Venusxxx

Look out, Venus has come in for a peek,
Dissention is what she does seek,
Everyone Hide!
Or go for a ride.
I'll distract her with my tongue in her cheek.
:twisted:
Tougue in her cheek?
Are you weak?
Make her sick
With a mouth full of.... :twisted:

26 Jan 2005

Quote by ant140
so please take it from me and keep your fucking gob shut

When I read this my jaw hit the floor :shock:
Never heard such abuse here before mad

Now I'm up for a fight :boxing:
Enjoy eating tonight
You'll soon be having your meals through a straw! evil

:rascal: