The Rhyming Thread

25 Jan 2005

Quote by little gem
Posting a rhyme and risking a slap
come here WBB and sit on my lap
Now there thats better you really do know
how this kind of behaviour turns into a show!
We all know blue's party is not far away
Such fun like that cant be had everyday! ;)
I trust that you'll spank me hard on the bum
torment, tease and punish me until I have come!
The return of the favour is yours to request
Many a true word is spoken in jest! ;)

Mmmmm little gem, you donâ€™t even need to say,
Just give me the nod, Iâ€™ll be over to play!
But after the slap, I will tease and will stroke.
Might need my tongue â€“ cos my pulsatrons broke!

25 Jan 2005

Tongues are just fine to use instead
much gentler and softer, or so I have read ;)
I too have broken my vibrator divine
My favourite one too, it was so sublime.
Now it wont buzz or hum for my pleasure
The fun I have missed is too much to measure.
It is all my own fault for keeping it on too long
To blow up the batteries is simply all wrong! redface

25 Jan 2005

The Sarge started this thread, thats clear
the first ryming one of the year
but its a limerick he wrote
that mliitarised scrote
hope he doesnt read this, oh dear!!
:shock:

25 Jan 2005

This thread has yet to go the wrong way,
so surely it's time for someone to say,
that a number of folk have missed the point,
Your rhymes are supposed to be linked with this joint.
your supposed to post, in line with the thread,
not any old shit that comes into your head,
I'm pissed off with reading off topic crap,
thats simply a copy of internet pap.
So if your coming into this thread,
make it relevant, to something, someone has said.
I'm off to read the dynamics thread,
I want to look inside the head
of members, that have examined navels,
some as deep as shiny soup ladels,
but I will be back to police your words
so make it relevant, dont be turds.

25 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
but I will be back to police your words
so make it relevant, dont be turds.

Oh how beautifully the bard doth speak
makes my attempts so mild and meek
How on earth do I top that
I think i'll just go and feed the cat rolleyes

25 Jan 2005

I placed a few posts in the dynamic thread,
So before I drop meself innit,
Enough said...

25 Jan 2005

My last post was so short im so sorry if I sound smarmy,
but Sarge are you really in the army,
Cos me, meself Im in the Navy,
And contrary to everyones beliefs,
we dont stir each overs gravy.
As for you boys in green,
there is a story to be told....
cos where the smell go's....
the PONGOS!!
If you didnt understand that last little dit,
the banter that go's through the forces,
is that the army is shit!!!!!
I reckon I might be in the shit now... smile

:) :)

25 Jan 2005

Didn`t understand that last bit at all
Reckon you forces guys all have a ball
At the secret code jokes
That exclude the all folks
Who just aren`t a part of your pool.......
wink

:wink: :wink: :P lol

Venusxxx

25 Jan 2005

Youre the person that drinks bitter and stout,
As you live down south,
why dont you give me a shout.
We could all meet up,
and have a few laughs,
and hopefully,
that will lead us down a few paths!!!
wink

:wink:

25 Jan 2005

I certainly do live in the South
I`m also equipped with a very large mouth
It`s with regard to you
I won`t say `I do`
It may well be hazardess to health.....
Health, mouth, it`ll do won`t it?! What do you all want from me? Blood?! dunno

(Psst, Ant, unless they have been longterm members, I normally just touch base at munches, just my way, no offense. Sure we will cross paths eventually smile

)
Venusxxx

25 Jan 2005

With upmost respect to you,
Im just gonna take me time,
it wasnt a proposition,
I just couldnt think of fuck all else to rhyme!!!!

25 Jan 2005

K I deserved that
It`s just what I do
With money so tight
I turn down drinks too! lol

Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

Thats no way to pick on a newbie,
I cant read, so you think im a floozy
i thought i was tired,
turns out i was wired,
dont worry, you'll soon get to know me
biggrin

:D

26 Jan 2005

We all have them days mate,
when were feeling poo,
but bradford,
Why you looking so blue???????????
smile

:) :)

26 Jan 2005

As it happens, im a touch indecisive,
about choosing the words that i rhyme with.
Im not suffering grief,
just a little disbelief,
at my haircut, Goddam my stylist!
Is that one better Sarge? biggrin

:D

26 Jan 2005

Quote by BradfordCpl
As it happens, im a touch indecisive,
about choosing the words that i rhyme with.
Im not suffering grief,
just a little disbelief,
at my haircut, Goddam my stylist!
Is that one better Sarge? :D

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

26 Jan 2005

In a mood where I feel I could sob
Cruel abuse has come out of my gob
This mood just isn't me
Oh can't anyone see
What I need is a juicy hard knob!

26 Jan 2005

Polo Lady that is so sweet
Maybee you d fancy a meet
warwick is my name
Im definately game
but sadly my nob is not measured in feet :cry:

26 Jan 2005

Quote by warwick
Polo Lady that is so sweet
Maybee you d fancy a meet
warwick is my name
Im definately game
but sadly my nob is not measured in feet :cry:

I don't like an abnormal huge cock
just a poker that's hard as a rock
it just needs to be clean
and not oozing with green
or be a shape that will give me a shock :shock:

26 Jan 2005

Warwick came on with some style
An offer that did make me smile
Maybe I was too rude
the 'green' comment was crude
Coz now Warwick is running a mile!

26 Jan 2005

I could not reply that quick
sadly I am pretty thick
but you were not too crude
so if youre in the mood
fancy a banana shaped (now what rhymes with thick confused

: )

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

26 Jan 2005

Quote by warwick
I could not reply that quick
sadly I am pretty thick
but you were not too crude
so if youre in the mood
fancy a banana shaped (now what rhymes with thick : )
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

that reply, well it just was a gem
and a banana is not a problem
if you're horny I bet
you could get me real wet
should we continue this in a PM?

26 Jan 2005

This morning I wake up, I`m shattered you know
Soon to be drugged up, this non-sleep must go
`There`ll be peace at long last`, I hear you all cry
There`d soon fucking better be
Else Venus will DIE :huh:
Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

Pop the pill, it'll make you fly,
not a drug, but a natural high,
the drug of love, don't be she,
Pop the pill, it'll make you fly,

26 Jan 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Ant, I think you are missing the point of this thread. It is not an extension of the SH Poetry Corner (See Sticky at top of page) it is supposed to be banter between members of the forum in rhyme. As nice as the poem is, this isn't the place for it.
Did you write the poem yourself??? If so please copy and paste it into the Poetry Corner Thread. Cheers :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Maybe Ant didn't understand fully
Or your intro was unclear and wooly
so don't start a fight
it's just not polite
Have you got that you big fucking bully!

26 Jan 2005

I understood the thread alright,
but for a mad second I posted that shite,
as for right now I feel a complete fool,
for making myself look like a fecking TOOL!!!!!!
wink

:wink: :wink:

26 Jan 2005

OOO Polo Lady it's not very wise
To pick on a mod in any guise
Although saying that
It's only Sarge
bugger it, pass ME the bat

26 Jan 2005

Oooh youve picked on a Mod
So youre a brave Sod
Although having said that
Its only that prat
Whos so very odd :shock:
yeah I know its crap but hey ho, sorry sarge BTW wink

26 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Ant, I think you are missing the point of this thread. It is not an extension of the SH Poetry Corner (See Sticky at top of page) it is supposed to be banter between members of the forum in rhyme. As nice as the poem is, this isn't the place for it.
Did you write the poem yourself??? If so please copy and paste it into the Poetry Corner Thread. Cheers :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Maybe Ant didn'y understand fully
Or your intro was unclear and wooly
so don't start a fight
it's just not polite
Have you got that you big fucking bully!
No fight was started, just the idea made clear,
so lets have no tantrums, no arguments here,
why call sarge a bully, when wally would do,
now chill polo lady
oh and happy birthday to you.

26 Jan 2005

Now PoloLady you posted a rant
About me shouting at poor old Ant
Perhaps I didn't explain it fully
But that doesn't make me a"Big Fucking Bully"
I know Ants mistake wasn't that large
Now you've started a trend of Picking on Sarge
Warwick and Jas have joined in that way
But I send you a kiss on this your Birthday kiss