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Lost
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Where is the the riskiest place you've had sex or maybe it was that risky you got caught?
I think the riskiest place I've ever done 'it' was some years ago mid evening on the tube train somewhere between Victoria and Finsbury scary but horny as hell smile
As for getting caught...Once by an ex's mother who was supposed to be at work at the time. It was mid afternoon on the sofa mid flow and the door opened. I reckon the ex might still have bruises on her hips where i tensed my hands so much to stop her getting off me lol Weird thing was the mother obviously saw us but walked straight through the room into the kitchen and at which point I threw the gf off dressed and got out the door in less than 45 seconds flat - talk about cowardice eh :thumbup: bolt
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Risky, well my tale is about being caught by my Brother-in-law.
I was 16 and with a girl on holidays from Peterborough. We where alone in the local graveyard, and he appeared from nowhere! I jumped up and tried to flee. Sadly he's dead now but always used to tell the tale of seeing my wee white arse as I ran trying to pull up my trousers.
Lost
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Quote by paddy
Risky, well my tale is about being caught by my Brother-in-law.
I was 16 and with a girl on holidays from Peterborough. We where alone in the local graveyard, and he appeared from nowhere! I jumped up and tried to flee. Sadly he's dead now but always used to tell the tale of seeing my wee white arse as I ran trying to pull up my trousers.

OMG Boning someone in a graveyard!!!smile
Trevaunance
Sex God
Quote by Lost
OMG Boning someone in a graveyard!!!smile

We used to live opposite a church with a graveyard. We often spoke about doing the very same thing, but despite the churchyard being about 25 ft from the end of our front garden we never got around to it. However, now I look back and I'm pleased that we moved away from that temptation and also that we never gave in.
Four years after we moved away we buried a friend of mine in that churchyard, right at the very spot we spoke about!
Quote by flower411
Risky but not so much risk of being caught, just risk of death !!!
One sunny afternoon on the battlements of a French chateau, we were very pissed and did it on the two foot wide wall with a drop of at least a 100 feet on one side !!

On a similar, though not as dangerous note, we have had sex against the flagpole that flies the English flag over Carlisle castle. We were a few seconds away from being caught, fortunately we finished about 5 seconds before someone climbed up onto the roof!
Unknown User
In the Bedroom
Well be fair her mother (who didn't allow her to bring boyfriends to the house) was asleep in the next room. lol
noladreams
Sex God
One of those space-age, tardis-like public toilets on Oxford Street in London.
You get quite a long time for your 20p :rascal:
Shi
Sex God
Well many many moons ago when meeko can i could touch our owntoes we were able to do it under a blanket on the way back from spain on a bus , good job i was not as loud as i am now :eeek: it must be my age :giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by Shi
good job i was not as gobby as i am now :eeek: it must be my age :giggle:

I don't think you're that bad. ;)
Unknown User
*In the back of a police van, in a tesco car park.
*At a faithless concert.
*On a boat trip around the island of Gozo.
wink
Lost
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Quote by the_magik_s
*In the back of a police van, in a tesco car park.
*At a faithless concert.
*On a boat trip around the island of Gozo.
wink

This tickles me for some reason lol
bayboy1664
Warming the Bed
Riskiest place was 8000ft in the air seeing as though I was flying the plane at the same time wink
Waterpistol
Warming the Bed
Either one of the following:
1. Outside the Brick Lane Bagel shop in East London.
2. In the hospital bed of someone I was visiting.
Unknown User
In an IT storage room in the basement at work...
Lilith xx
Theladyisaminx
Sex God
Slightly off topic but tough Lost you do it on my threads flipa
In our teens hubby and I were simulating sex in my bedroom and never heard my Dad coming up the stairs, until the door flew open and a glass of water was thrown over us and my Dad saying "that will cool you down son" and he disappeared just as quickly. redface
Shi
Sex God
Quote by Cubes
good job i was not as gobby as i am now :eeek: it must be my age :giggle:

I don't think you're that bad. ;)
That one time at Band camp i had my Ball Gagg cubes wink
Unknown User
in his wifes bed.....
IM KIDDING!!!!!
um....i would have to say in the attic when we were supposed to be sorting it out for my mum....risky as she was popping up and down the stairs to check what we were finding in there, and also cos it had no flooring in it, so we had to spread our weight over the joists to avoid going through the bedroom ceiling! :twisted:
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Quote by Lost
*In the back of a police van, in a tesco car park.
*At a faithless concert.
*On a boat trip around the island of Gozo.
wink

This tickles me for some reason lol
:lol: And whys that?.. Is it the type of concert or the fact that its a concert in general? lol
Meeko
Sex God
Quote by Shi
good job i was not as gobby as i am now :eeek: it must be my age :giggle:

I don't think you're that bad. ;)
That one time at Band camp i had my Ball Gagg cubes wink
Band camp dunno Is that when you hid my bottle of vodka somewhere warm bolt
Unknown User
Quote by Shi
good job i was not as gobby as i am now :eeek: it must be my age :giggle:

I don't think you're that bad. ;)
That one time at Band camp i had my Ball Gagg cubes wink
You can use my balls as a gag anytime! :twisted:
Meeko
Sex God
Quote by Cubes
good job i was not as gobby as i am now :eeek: it must be my age :giggle:

I don't think you're that bad. ;)
That one time at Band camp i had my Ball Gagg cubes wink
You can use my balls as a gag anytime! :twisted:
Cubes I hope you that was directed at Shi :lol2:
I like ya mate but not like that :giggle:
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Quote by Meeko
good job i was not as gobby as i am now :eeek: it must be my age :giggle:

I don't think you're that bad. ;)
That one time at Band camp i had my Ball Gagg cubes wink
You can use my balls as a gag anytime! :twisted:
Cubes I hope you that was directed at Shi :lol2:
I like ya mate but not like that :giggle:
Phew! Thank Fluck for that! :lol2:
Shi
Sex God
Quote by Meeko
good job i was not as gobby as i am now :eeek: it must be my age :giggle:

I don't think you're that bad. ;)
That one time at Band camp i had my Ball Gagg cubes wink
Band camp dunno Is that when you hid my bottle of vodka somewhere warm bolt
I slipped on the floor and landed on it :giggle:
FrednGinger
Warming the Bed
Against a gate by the roadside. We were walking back from the pub one summer evening and set about things as you do. As we were at it a car could be heard approaching. The hedge was grown enough to shield us from view until quite close so we carried on.
Eventually a Landrover drove past at about 10mph. No idea if the driver saw us. I always thought that driving at that speed at that time of night he was probably drink driving so probably didn't even notice us.
Still waiting to fulfil that fantasy of the shop fitting room with just a curtain to shield us from the world......