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The Sassy's Bucket of Cum Competition!!!

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Redpantherman
Sex God
Step Right Up... Step Right Up...
Boys, Girls... Annnnndaa Anybody Elseaaaa!!!!!
At last... I bring before you all... the spectacle that is...
Sassaaaay's Eloooooosive dreeeeam Buuuuucket Orrrv Cuuuumm!!! :bounce:
Now is your chance to tell us all how YOU would like to top up Sassy's Bucket of Cum!!! :twisted:

Disclaimer...
For modesty purposes Sassy's facial shall remain to protect her identity -
...but we all know it's her coz she has red hair! :giggle:
Crap prizes for the best offers. :P
All prizes subsequently offered will be done so on the basis of nepotism & even then subject to availability on a first cum first served basis.
I also reserve the right to change these rules according to my whim & will not be held responsible for any physiological or physical damage that may be caused.
No kittens were harmed when I had a wank this morning & I cannot be held responsible for any more kittens lost to the filling of Sassy's Bucket of Cum!
Please play responsibly!
Unknown User
So what do you want us to do RPM? dunno redface
celestria
Sex God
Quote by Kiss_Me
So what do you want us to do RPM? dunno redface

As long as it doesn't involve getting in the bucket...... blink loon
celestria
Sex God
Quote by DeviousLiasons
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac (safely drunk?!? Aphrodisiac?!? More like a Fear Factor dare if ya ask me).

Better bull semen than bull sh** I guess lol
Unknown User
Quote by celestria
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac (safely drunk?!? Aphrodisiac?!? More like a Fear Factor dare if ya ask me).

Better bull semen than bull sh** I guess lol
well men are full of that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss_Me
So what do you want us to do RPM? dunno redface

I'm still none the wiser! rolleyes
Unknown User
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sassy wipes her coffee from the moniter
and this is for you Red smackbottom I'll have you know I googled that pic :smackbottom:
IT'S NOT ME !!!!
I wouldn;t be seen dead in them trousers deary rolleyes
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by redpantherman
...Now is your chance to tell us all how YOU would like to top up Sassy's Bucket of Cum!!!
Geddit?...
Right I'm off to go to my running club bolt
celestria
Sex God
Quote by redpantherman
...Now is your chance to tell us all how YOU would like to top up Sassy's Bucket of Cum!!!
Geddit?...
Right I'm off to go to my running club bolt
who needs to top it up? Just need a bit of displacement to occur... so who's up for chucking RPM in to give the illusion of an increase the cum levels? :bolt:
sussexguy
Orgasminator
Quote by celestria
...Now is your chance to tell us all how YOU would like to top up Sassy's Bucket of Cum!!!
Geddit?...
Right I'm off to go to my running club bolt
who needs to top it up? Just need a bit of displacement to occur... so who's up for chucking RPM in to give the illusion of an increase the cum levels? :bolt:
Make it into one of those ducking stools like at the fair. RPM sits in a tilting chair above the bucket, people throw wooden balls at a target and when someone hits it RPM goes for a dunk in the spunk. :giggle:
Unknown User
ewwwwwwww :shock: lol
Shaz x
Unknown User
Quote by DeviousLiasons
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac (safely drunk?!? Aphrodisiac?!? More like a Fear Factor dare if ya ask me).

Better bull semen than bull sh** I guess lol
well men are full of that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rolleyes
Right!!! If you do come to our party you are gonna get such a spanking!!!
show me the way lol
snowhawk
Warming the Bed
Quote by redpantherman
Step Right Up... Step Right Up...
Boys, Girls... Annnnndaa Anybody Elseaaaa!!!!!
At last... I bring before you all... the spectacle that is...
Sassaaaay's Eloooooosive dreeeeam Buuuuucket Orrrv Cuuuumm!!! :bounce:

Now is your chance to tell us all how YOU would like to top up Sassy's Bucket of Cum!!! :twisted:

Disclaimer...
For modesty purposes Sassy's facial shall remain to protect her identity -
...but we all know it's her coz she has red hair! :giggle:
Crap prizes for the best offers. :P
All prizes subsequently offered will be done so on the basis of nepotism & even then subject to availability on a first cum first served basis.
I also reserve the right to change these rules according to my whim & will not be held responsible for any physiological or physical damage that may be caused.
No kittens were harmed when I had a wank this morning & I cannot be held responsible for any more kittens lost to the filling of Sassy's Bucket of Cum!
Please play responsibly!

I could tell you RPM, but then I'd have to Kill yer!! and kidnap Sassy to work in my condom production facility in Transylvania!
Suffice to say that Latex gloves and / or longjohns may feature quite prominently!
Snowhawk :dry:
Not certified by anybody for anything
markz
Sex God
Quote by Kiss_Me
So what do you want us to do RPM? dunno redface

I'm still none the wiser! rolleyes
even after all these years :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by markz
So what do you want us to do RPM? dunno redface

I'm still none the wiser! rolleyes
even after all these years :shock:
Markz! smackbottom
I still don't understand! :crying:
What am I missing? What is wrong with me? (Ok don't answer the last one!)
What is our task?
confused
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by sussexguy
...Now is your chance to tell us all how YOU would like to top up Sassy's Bucket of Cum!!!
Geddit?...
Right I'm off to go to my running club bolt
who needs to top it up? Just need a bit of displacement to occur... so who's up for chucking RPM in to give the illusion of an increase the cum levels? :bolt:
Make it into one of those ducking stools like at the fair. RPM sits in a tilting chair above the bucket, people throw wooden balls at a target and when someone hits it RPM goes for a dunk in the spunk. :giggle: mad I dont like u guys... I'm goin home :x
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by snowhawk
...I could tell you RPM, but then I'd have to Kill yer!! and kidnap Sassy to work in my condom production facility in Transylvania!
Suffice to say that Latex gloves and / or longjohns may feature quite prominently!...
The bit were you have to kill me is just plain wierd! confused
celestria
Sex God
Quote by redpantherman
mad I dont like u guys... I'm goin home :x

Awww don't go RPM... we like ya really wink
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
well, we say like, but it's more tollerate :giggle:
Unknown User
Great, now I have "Theres a hole in my bucket dear Sassy, dear Sassy" going around in my feckin head confused
RPM..........smackbottom
Sorry hun, did that hurt? Are there still thistles in there? :giggle:
robbie_rob
Orgasminator
sassy next time i see you i'll show you the money(cum ) lol