Pride - I took sinful pride in crusing my fancy car out of the carpark with a scantily-dressed blonde in the front seat
Envy - I wanted a riverboat cruiser I saw trolling down the Thames at lunchtime
Sloth - I lingered over breakfast this morning
Gluttony - think I've escaped this so far today....
Lust - I shagged aforementioned blonde in high style in the company's private storage unit. Gosh, how romantic....
Anger - I shouted at countless stupidly slow and incompetent drivers when on the way to the storage facility on the barely justifiable grounds that I had a raging hard-on that needed attention
Greed - Errrr....I already want to do it again....
