can i just say that although ive never met many of you... and possibly never will....... i love ya all.
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Quote by new2trot
Hi, I'm new here. I read your profile and thought you'd like to show me the ropes.
*sigh*
Ah yes that old chestnut. Similar to:
"I'm a virgin and I'm looking for a lady to educate me. Add me to your MSN"
Me "Oooh great! Just what I'm looking for. I've always wanted to have sex with inexperienced virgins, which is why I decided to join a swinging site"
:laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove:
Master of Sex
Quote by PoloLady
Threads/posts for the pit:
1 - You have a PM :thumbup: (well fluck me is that what that red flashing "New Mail" is for)
2 - Cock size ladies?????? what do you prefer twiglet or elephants trunk ( I actually prefer the ones not attached to morons)
3 - Single guys are..... (available to shag - so stop flucking moaning!)
4 - I get no replies (tough luck)
5 - I get crap PM's (ain't life a bitch! - at least you're getting some, the poor sod below you in the pit didn't get any and they spammed fucking 100's of people)
6 - Men don't read our ad properly (they don't read instructions when assembling furniture either - they only look at the pictures, so why should your ad be any different!)
7 - I can't get my partner to do X, Y, Z (Your partner - your problem)
8 - I don't fit your criteria ( Well why the fluck did you feel I needed to waste 5 seconds of my life reading that?)
9 - It's the Mods fault ( yeah yeah, they are the creators of the universe so must be held accountable for everything! Including the fact that X number of years ago your mother didn't just say "not tonight dear")
10 - Where is the ?????? thread (you lazy blastard - you just want some flucker esle to go and find the link because you can't be arsed to do a search FFS)
That should do for now
11. "I haven't told my partner I've registered myself on a swingers site, so why haven't all you ladies jumped into bed with me?"
Sexpert
hmm i love it when you women get domineering 
will the old chatroom ever make a comeback
will the old chatroom ever make a comeback Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Hi, I'm new here. I read your profile and thought you'd like to show me the ropes.
*sigh*
Ah yes that old chestnut. Similar to:
"I'm a virgin and I'm looking for a lady to educate me. Add me to your MSN"
Me "Oooh great! Just what I'm looking for. I've always wanted to have sex with inexperienced virgins, which is why I decided to join a swinging site"
I am loving this thread! :laughabove: :laughabove:
more please!
Quote by PoloLady
6 - Men don't read our ad properly (they don't read instructions when assembling furniture either - they only look at the pictures, so why should your ad be any different!)
Now hang on a minute in our defence instructions are not for real men
why do you think they are written in a foreign language's if they are meant for us to read 
Sex God
Quote by JudyTV
Don’t you find it’s annoying when people add things to a thread that carries no relevance to the subject and then carry on hi-jacking the thread?
6) If you get a taxi to Birmingham right now I will reimburse you the fare when you arrive. ( These usually arrive as a reply to my ad at around 2am, you just so know his wife is at her sisters for the night and he has a masive hard on)
Jude.
Yeah sorry about that Jude Wont do it again
:lol: :lol:Rebecca, you owe me because when I arrived at your house you had gone out. plus a tip of £5 and the return fare. I got the return trip at a very large disgraceful discount because we stopped for a nice long break at Knutsford Services and spent some time in the picnic area
. I cant possibly describe on open forum what I had to do to earn this discount :gagged: :censored: . However, you can repay me at the NW munch. Your a bad girl, no change there then honey 
:wink: Jude.
A 5 pound tip on a journey of nearly 80 quid, you tight cow :P , 10 percent at least, that’s what I expect when I charge for a ride. Talking of which, Jude have they finish rebuilding the bridge over the canal, only all that noise and disruption is certain turning the punters away.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: Sorry, I’ll go away and think of a useful contribution. :notes:
Rebecca and Judy
Darlings......I really think it is time for you 2 to get a room :twisted:
And make sure there is an extra chair so I can come and watch :P
Sarah honey, your much too late, this has been going on for around 2 years and you have missed out many times on our parties and hotel meets. However, we will see what we can do in the future. In fact we can do better than a chair, seeing as its you sweetie you can video it for posterity :wink: :P .
Judy.
I thought as much............................xxx :P
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
'football' thread
Oh dear - I missed that. Now we may have to disagree on this one.
I think I need to educate you about the "beautiful people playing the beautiful game"
HLB ...............
I Love football and rugby :kiss: its not just a boys thingie is it sweetie ? .................. should we explain tthe off side rule? :smug:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
'football' thread
Oh dear - I missed that. Now we may have to disagree on this one.
I think I need to educate you about the "beautiful people playing the beautiful game"
HLB ...............
I Love football and rugby :kiss: its not just a boys thingie is it sweetie ? .................. should we explain tthe off side rule? :smug:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:kiss: Blonde
I've just started educating Darkfire on football (see new thread) the only way I know how.
Feel free to add anything I've missed :giggle:
Sexlightened
:shock:
As it's a Bank Holiday I'm having a bit of a spring clean.
Please can I request any "bump your postcount threads" be posted in here.
On a positive note, try the new SH software - Post Picker 2006 to select a great post topic for you.
So far the trial for this program seems to be hugely effective.
Post Picker 2006
Please can I request any "bump your postcount threads" be posted in here.
On a positive note, try the new SH software - Post Picker 2006 to select a great post topic for you.
So far the trial for this program seems to be hugely effective.
Post Picker 2006
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
Your when it should be you're (or you are).
Ehh?????
Could you elaborate R n M?
has Bev been in today and I;ve missed her? :shock:
OI! that was nothing to do with me :shock: :lol:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
As it's a Bank Holiday I'm having a bit of a spring clean.
Please can I request any "bump your postcount threads" be thrown in here.
On a positive note, try the new SH software - Post Picker 2006 to select a great post topic for you.
So far the trial for this program seems to be hugely effective.
Post Picker 2006
Sex God
Sorry HLB, saw your name and the word 'Bottom' and just drifted off grinning into a world of naughty thoughts :rascal:.
what was the question
what was the question
