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Good God! :shock: :shock:
I leave the Forum for a few mins to drown the brats, errrrr, I mean bathe the children, and I return to find that Sappho herself has been in here! :shock:
How lovely to see her! :inlove: :inlove:
Right, where were we?
Will - all of a flutter now!
PS I wonder how many people who weren't around when we joined doubted that Sappho actually existed!
Will
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PS I wonder how many people who weren't around when we joined doubted that Sappho actually existed!
Will

awww those of use that know, know, wink
Lovely to see Will and the delightful Sappho around.
It's our wedding anniversary today but we're apart sadly, however SH Champagne would be welcome barman.
Callie x
Having a nostalgia moment, I found myself harking back to the inaugural days of the GFZ... ah, happy days. I should think the pizza is now a great-great-grand pizza by now. Bless.
But what did GFZ stand for...? Oh, of course! Gentlemen Fondling Zoology, wasn't it?
Over to you, Will!
Sappho xxx
PS: Happy Anniversary Callie!
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Having a nostalgia moment, I found myself harking back to the inaugural days of the GFZ... ah, happy days. I should think the pizza is now a great-great-grand pizza by now. Bless.
But what did GFZ stand for...? Oh, of course! Gentlemen Fondling Zoology, wasn't it?
Over to you, Will!
Sappho xxx
PS: Happy Anniversary Callie!

I think it was Greatly Following Zappho - my spelling was atrocious in those days!! :lol2:
Nice to see you back, it's been awhile. Do you remember the great SH 'date' debate? Where to go? What to do? kiss
Eee, when I were a lad!!!!
Mal
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Good God! :shock: :shock:
I leave the Forum for a few mins to drown the brats, errrrr, I mean bathe the children, and I return to find that Sappho herself has been in here! :shock:
How lovely to see her! :inlove: :inlove:
Right, where were we?
Will - all of a flutter now!
PS I wonder how many people who weren't around when we joined doubted that Sappho actually existed!
Will

I was honoured to meet both of you in 2004 before you started making all those babies lol

And there were a lot of babies, weren't there Corrie? Stopped now, thank goodness. Just trying to drag them up. And it was lovely to meet you too!
Ah, Mal, I do remember the great date debate. Hell, we even put it to the vote. Eh lad, them were't days awright.
Think we need to ask Will to crack open the Heidsieck Monopole and toast the good old days - and the good new days to come.
Love Sappho xxx
wave Sappho
Nice to see you back
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I was honoured to meet both of you in 2004 before you started making all those babies lol

And there were a lot of babies, weren't there Corrie? Stopped now, thank goodness. Just trying to drag them up. And it was lovely to meet you too!
Ah, Mal, I do remember the great date debate. Hell, we even put it to the vote. Eh lad, them were't days awright.
Think we need to ask Will to crack open the Heidsieck Monopole and toast the good old days - and the good new days to come.
Love Sappho xxx
As ever, your wish is my command
*Will opens a couple of bottles of Heidsieck Monopole and fetches the champagne flutes*
Now then, who cares to join us? :cheers:
I think that I can help with champagne, if only to be sociable. I ain't a connoisior or nuffink.
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I was honoured to meet both of you in 2004 before you started making all those babies lol

And there were a lot of babies, weren't there Corrie? Stopped now, thank goodness. Just trying to drag them up. And it was lovely to meet you too!
Ah, Mal, I do remember the great date debate. Hell, we even put it to the vote. Eh lad, them were't days awright.
Think we need to ask Will to crack open the Heidsieck Monopole and toast the good old days - and the good new days to come.
Love Sappho xxx
As ever, your wish is my command
*Will opens a couple of bottles of Heidsieck Monopole and fetches the champagne flutes*
Now then, who cares to join us? :cheers:
I'll have a beer! :cheers:
.....with an umbrella!! :grin:
Mal
wink
ooh think will have a gnt tonight please, but bombay sapphire gin
Decided this morning to go teetotal, so I'll have a slimline tonic with a slice of lime please.
Been dealing with an 84 year old friend who lives alone with dementia, refuses to believe there is anything wrong and whose doctor won't discuss her case with me because of patient confidentiality, until it reaches a crisis situation. Aparently falling 3 times and barracading yourself in because of you are so frightened of someone "coming to get you" is not a crisis. Large - no HUGE - glass of chardonnay please. Cheers folks. :sad:
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Been dealing with an 84 year old friend who lives alone with dementia, refuses to believe there is anything wrong and whose doctor won't discuss her case with me because of patient confidentiality, until it reaches a crisis situation. Aparently falling 3 times and barracading yourself in because of you are so frightened of someone "coming to get you" is not a crisis. Large - no HUGE - glass of chardonnay please. Cheers folks. :sad:

hugs cherry,xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx passionkiss
ty xxx
Talisker please no ice a nice portion of male on the side
settling for the night
Kriz
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Decided this morning to go teetotal, so I'll have a slimline tonic with a slice of lime please.

noooooooooooooooooooooo ,how am i meant to get you tiddly and take advantage now? :rascal:
Maybe you don't need to. :rascal:
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Decided this morning to go teetotal, so I'll have a slimline tonic with a slice of lime please.

noooooooooooooooooooooo ,how am i meant to get you tiddly and take advantage now? :rascal:
Maybe you don't need to. :rascal:
ohhhhhhh will i think ive pulled,save that GnT we re off to the jacuzzi :rascal:
Will drums fingers on bar whilst waiting for Kaz and Fluff. Oi have you two still not finished yet? :twisted:
This puts me in mind of Bloke's thread about great sex. Time to shut up shop I think!
Will
sound of shutters coming down
well what can i add to this
well i would say
imagine the bay window of a 1930's semi in suburbia then look to the floor and across the length is a wild and wonderful line of spirits that would have a COCktail shaker boy positively salivating though i wouldn't let 1 of them poncey puffs within a country mile of any of them for each are exquisite enough on there own and as for the use of coke or lemonade will see you shown door they are not mixers but used to drowned quality off and add it to industrial meths
add a healthy mix of wines cava and champagnes
welcome to my bar help yourself and show respect for your self and your hosts bar
Lep... trust you to set up the after hours lock in! lol
Could I help myself to ermmmmmmmmmmmwhat do I feel like tonight? I know a Rum a long golden rum a little ice and a juicy wedge of lime to contrast the sweetness of the rum against. At the same time could I ask to sit in a comfy chair looking out of said bay window whilst listening to some Billie Holliday or the like and just pass the day chatting with you?
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Lep... trust you to set up the after hours lock in! lol

gem you know me far to well lol well is something i do well to make up for crap parts of my make up lol
Good evening Bartender.
As it's the eve of Valentines and Mrs Gu needs a serious loving drink tonight, we will have a bottle of the Shipwrecked 1907 Heidsieck Brut please along with a selection of your finest soft centred dark chocolates and a single red rose for the table decoration.
If the kitchen could knock up a dozen Oysters it would be much appreciated. lol
large crisp white zinfandel plese
Don't really care much to night shove me a bottle along this end of the bar and one glass, if I get to rowdy get me a taxi and I square up with you in the morning lol
Ladies another time may be I would hate to get any water in my whisky
Oh I fear you ladies could be to much for me, and Im crap company at the moment :sad:
* sits drooling over the thought of a Varca/Ms Whips/Meaty 3sum* :twisted:
Sorry I have wondered of in a drunken stooper, a little unsteady on my feet, you have been beaten to it kaz, while you were down stairs a very nice lady as helped me on my way,I just hope she will respect me in the morning.
ahhh prune skin is it? I could do the old i have some cream to help with that joke but no I won't i'll just say "Prunes ..cool" "Tinker tailor soldier sailor rich man poor man beggar man thief"
Custard with that?