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Quote by cdangel
I'll just have a campari soda with orange juice pleaaase! Or is it not that kind of bar? rolleyes

Yum, yum, ain't had one of those for ages and ages.
How is the 'caiprin-thingy' spelt - it seems to change based on where I check it?
Quote by noladreams
Do you think will would mind me sneaking in and popping a cork or two? wink

Great minds and all that. I just came in to open up the bar - only to find that the lovely Nola has already done it for me. Thank you kiss
I'll have a LARGE G&T please. Anyone care to pour it for me? Oi BIoke! Steady!! Looking a little TOO keen there!
I quite fancy nestling in between Nola and PK :twisted: *Will makes himself comfortable*
:cheers:
Quote by willxx69
I quite fancy nestling in between Nola and PK :twisted: *Will makes himself comfortable*
:cheers:

I beat you to it so you're sitting beside me right now, or on my knee lol
I don't know what to drink....
Tell you what, PK and I are positively spoiled for choice it sounds like!
Now Will, be a love and bend down to reach that ice bucket so PK, BIoke and I can all have a lil perve of your bum :giggle:
Quote by BIoke
I don't know what to drink....

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Quote by noladreams
Tell you what, PK and I are positively spoiled for choice it sounds like!
Now Will, be a love and bend down to reach that ice bucket so PK, BIoke and I can all have a lil perve of your bum :giggle:

Hey, I'm not watching, I'll be accused of being 'TOO keen' lol I'll just feel my way here...
Can you make me a Cosmo please Nola? A big one please smile
Quote by willxx69
I don't know what to drink....

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Come on Will - spit it out mate.... lol
Quote by BIoke
Tell you what, PK and I are positively spoiled for choice it sounds like!
Now Will, be a love and bend down to reach that ice bucket so PK, BIoke and I can all have a lil perve of your bum :giggle:

Hey, I'm not watching, I'll be accused of being 'TOO keen' lol
Can you make me a Cosmo please Nola? A big one please smile
:thumbup: Coming right up!
(Oh, and I'm thinking that I shall purchase some exciting cocktail ingredients for the Newcastle social. We'll keep the hotel ice machine working!)
Quote by flower411
.... I`ll have a Pina Colada wiv a cherry and a little umbrella please.

Faggot!
wink
Quote by flower411
Don`t tend to come in here much .....well let`s face it !! I`ve never been in nor have I ever frequented the GFZ .....
But as I`m thinking that there may be happy things afoot lol
And because I fancy a celebration drink and I can`t get out tonight in the real world !! I`ll pull up a chair in here and I`ll have a Pina Colada wiv a cherry and a little umbrella please.

Ooooh memories of holidays in Mexico!
Tacky chic cocktail coming up Mr flower, sir! :beer:
Quote by BIoke
I don't know what to drink....

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Come on Will - spit it out mate.... lol
It's rude to spit!
Errrmmm, I'm only making this worse for myself aren't I! :doh:
Will
mojito please, heavy on the rum :twisted:
Quote by willxx69
It's rude to spit!
Errrmmm, I'm only making this worse for myself aren't I! :doh:
Will

Oh I dunno, when I came out as maybe wanting to try things with girls a little bit, my box was full and my cup over-runneth :cool:
Anyway, it's my first time here, I'm new in town and I wondered if you might want to buy me a drink? innocent
Do you come here often? :rascal:
Quote by earthchild
mojito please, heavy on the rum :twisted:

Bloke does good ones... or so he tells me! lol
Quote by Kaznkev
taps fingers on bar,................
Should have worn my bingo top :giggle:

Is that your 'lucky' top that you wear to bingo, or is it a deep plunging neckline that makes guys think "Bingo!" lol
Will xx
Quote by noladreams
mojito please, heavy on the rum :twisted:

Bloke does good ones... or so he tells me! lol
Sorry, I'm busy in the gents right now :moon:
Barman, I've already had a long slow screw against a wall, so surprise me! ;)
Quote by varca
An extra large glass of perfectly chilled Sancerre over here please Will smile

Certainly!! I'd put some Sancerre in the fridge especially in the hope that you might drop by! :rascal: :rascal:
Will
Quote by Kaznkev
taps fingers on bar,................
Should have worn my bingo top :giggle:

Is that your 'lucky' top that you wear to bingo, or is it a deep plunging neckline that makes guys think "Bingo!" lol
Will xx
According to joy,its "eyes down for a full house" :lol:
And feck it ill have a mai tai
noooo its eyes down, look in lol
fuck it gimme a rum snatch lol
Quote by earthchild
taps fingers on bar,................
Should have worn my bingo top :giggle:

Is that your 'lucky' top that you wear to bingo, or is it a deep plunging neckline that makes guys think "Bingo!" lol
Will xx
According to joy,its "eyes down for a full house" :lol:
And feck it ill have a mai tai
noooo its eyes down, look in lol
fuck it gimme a rum snatch lol
If that's a real cocktail, I'll have 2 please - one for me and one for 'him', and if it's not, hell I'll have one anyway!
Quote by noladreams
Tell you what, PK and I are positively spoiled for choice it sounds like!
Now Will, be a love and bend down to reach that ice bucket so PK, BIoke and I can all have a lil perve of your bum :giggle:

I missed this........can we have a replay please Will :lol2: Just bend over and get that bottle of white from the bottom of the fridge please :rascal:
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
taps fingers on bar,................
Should have worn my bingo top :giggle:

Is that your 'lucky' top that you wear to bingo, or is it a deep plunging neckline that makes guys think "Bingo!" lol
Will xx
According to joy,its "eyes down for a full house" :lol:
And feck it ill have a mai tai
noooo its eyes down, look in lol
fuck it gimme a rum snatch lol
If that's a real cocktail, I'll have 2 please - one for me and one for 'him', and if it's not, hell I'll have one anyway!
dark rum, dry ginger n lime mmmmmmmmmm
I have just been screwed for £500 pounds by my son toward a new car so can I have a pint of your best Worthingtons to get over the shock please rolleyes
In edit I meant thats what mums do for their sons and daughter just got off me too. I am now broke lol
Ah, I see Will is in his element... beauteous maidens, strapping manly company and little umbrellas. I really think he missed his vocation in life - he really should have been butler to the Godlike in a former life.
Darling boy, could I have my usual please - when you've replenished the flagons of ambrosia, of course. passionkiss
Quote by flower411
I have just been screwed for ?500 by my son toward a new car so can i have a pint of your best Worthingtons to get over the shock please rolleyes

:shock: Actually !! I`m not sure that being screwed by ya son for money so that you can buy a car is going to go down too well here !!!!! :shock:
sh sh sh sh that is all about 'reading' things into something that are not there to be read lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sappho
....strapping manly company...

Where?
What did I miss?
:rascal:
Oh... and welcome back. Will made a cock-up the other evening wink Sort him out please smile
Quote by Sappho
Ah, I see Will is in his element... beauteous maidens, strapping manly company and little umbrellas. I really think he missed his vocation in life - he really should have been butler to the Godlike in a former life.
Darling boy, could I have my usual please - when you've replenished the flagons of ambrosia, of course. passionkiss

omg sappho omg just omg good to see you xxxxxxx
Quote by flower411
I was hiding behind me umbrella lol

Ah, I couldn't see you behind that pink hat wink
Hi everyone,
Good to see the bar still has that good-time vibe. Just thought I'd surprise his lordship whilst he's away from the bar (ministering to the screaming hordes as we speak!).
Unfortunately, I must be going. Nice seeing everybody. Have fun!
Sappho xxx
ok to go with my cocktail i need a dvd
but which fookin dvd grrrr
help needed, suggestions please!
oh and another rum snatch heaveier on the rum n less on the ginger lol
please