Quote by Kaznkev
Hot chocolate nightcap, i got cream sprinkles and marshmallows?
What's a cream sprinkle? Or is that like REALLY rude
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What's a cream sprinkle? Or is that like REALLY rude
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What's a cream sprinkle? Or is that like REALLY rude
Sexlightened
Sorry if I got a bit rowdy last night ladies, through dim eye's and a thick head thing's look a lot better this morning, if some what blured.
So any chance of a fresh orange and a big glass of iced water, now I had a jacket, as anyone seen it.
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So any chance of a fresh orange and a big glass of iced water, now I had a jacket, as anyone seen it.
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Sexlightened
As long as I know where it is 
but the tumble dryer ?
but the tumble dryer ? Sexlightened
I do remember laying on the floor for a while, but only because I was looking for my key's it could have happened then ,,,,,,,,,,,,or did those ladies find a way of getting me into that hot tub.
Sexlightened
Im so glad there's some I can trust to look after me, the rest of them were just looking to abuse me
Orgasminator
Quote by MasterandLady
Just passing and have not seen this place before, so poped in for a look around very nice will come here more often,could we please have a bottle of Brut Carte Blanche, and three glasses please, you never know who may just drop back in to share it with us :twisted:
Welcome to the Cocktail Bar MasterandLady :welcome:
So nice to see new patrons of taste and discretion. Pull up a pew and lets chat, I'll just pop up to the bar and get Will to find a bottle of his finest Jeroboam Dom Perignon White Gold to celebrate. :cheers:
Orgasminator
<< pulls up a couple of bondage chairs for you.
Sex God
Quote by earthchild
can i have a flute of sparkly pink stuff before i venture out please
I'll join you Earthy... Let's have a toast! :cheers:
Sex God
I'm not really a fan of bondage chairs... they suggest discomfort and when I'm out, I like to sit comfortably to perve!
Sex God
Ooohhh, I could murder a red wine. It's been a long day. Actually, it's been a long week (half term!).
Any chance of a LARGE glass of Rioja and a female member of the forum to serve it for me and administer a little executive relief in the process? :rascal:
Will
Any chance of a LARGE glass of Rioja and a female member of the forum to serve it for me and administer a little executive relief in the process? :rascal:
Will
Sex God
Quote by KaznkevCat on egg...
Heres a nice glass of cat on egg(tranliterate it )
Yes half term can lead to the need to release stress,Im not sure what executive relief entails but there is a quiet room over here where you can explain it to me
Could that possibly be "Chat en oeuf" i.e. Chateauneuf (du Pape)? If so, pour me a large one. Warm up your hands, grab the baby oil and I will be happy to school you in the art of executive relief! :rascal:
Will - adjusts (actually, dispenses with) his towel, and makes himself comfortable!
Sex God
Yay!
Let's get virtually drunk!
:cheers:
Let's get virtually drunk!
:cheers:
Sex God
Quote by varca
Virtually drunk, fab idea Nola
<---------------turns on the jacuzzi, right let's get this party started :D
:bounce: Oooh okay... now we need some Forum eye candy in here to bend over and pour!
Quote by varca
Virtually drunk, fab idea Nola
<---------------turns on the jacuzzi, right let's get this party started :D
:bounce: Oooh okay... now we need some Forum eye candy in here to bend over and pour!
You heard the lady, now get your sexy asses in here :rascal:
I'm not bending over, but I will pour ;-)
Sexpert
A very large Gin & Tonic is needed here as will be last booze i can have until wednesday :twisted:
Sex God
Right... so if I'm virtually getting drunk, can we lower the tone (even more than finding thongs hanging from optics :twisted
and have some naughty party games?!
(Not sure willxx69 would approve but hey....
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and have some naughty party games?!(Not sure willxx69 would approve but hey....
) 
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
Swinging Poker?
I'll go first...
"Will, I will take your straight self and raise it to 'bi' and present you with my lovely friends Nola & Kaz as part of the deal .. your go!" :twisted:
(Ladies, just nod ;-))
I'll raise you a bi fem and an 'easy' male! :rascal: :lol2:
Quote by BIoke
Swinging Poker?
I'll go first...
"Will, I will take your straight self and raise it to 'bi' and present you with my lovely friends Nola & Kaz as part of the deal .. your go!" :twisted:
(Ladies, just nod ;-))
So, Will, my darling... what will you raise him??? :twisted:
Sappho (settling down comfortably with a Pimms)
Sex God
Okay, well, I'll pour AND bend over! So, perve away ladies :rascal:
Not sure I understand this poker thing very well, so Bloke - I'll see you. Errrm, is that what I meant?
Anyway, Nola, Bloke, Kaz and me certainly sounds like a full house!! :twisted:
Will
Not sure I understand this poker thing very well, so Bloke - I'll see you. Errrm, is that what I meant?
Anyway, Nola, Bloke, Kaz and me certainly sounds like a full house!! :twisted:
Will
Sex God
Quote by Sappho
Swinging Poker?
I'll go first...
"Will, I will take your straight self and raise it to 'bi' and present you with my lovely friends Nola & Kaz as part of the deal .. your go!" :twisted:
(Ladies, just nod ;-))
So, Will, my darling... what will you raise him??? :twisted:
Sappho (settling down comfortably with a Pimms)
Ahem.... can I settle down with you - and watch. ( I seriously think Will'd be better checking or maybe even folding!!)
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Darling TE! 
Come and snuggle with Sappho and we can watch Will squirm on B1oke's hook... in a manner of speaking! Between you and me, I'm not sure if poker is Will's game. This could get interesting. Now, when are you coming back to see us. Certain persons have been asking for you!
Sappho (still on the Pimms) xx
Come and snuggle with Sappho and we can watch Will squirm on B1oke's hook... in a manner of speaking! Between you and me, I'm not sure if poker is Will's game. This could get interesting. Now, when are you coming back to see us. Certain persons have been asking for you!
Sappho (still on the Pimms) xx
Sex God
Quote by Sappho
Darling TE!
Come and snuggle with Sappho and we can watch Will squirm on B1oke's hook... in a manner of speaking! Between you and me, I'm not sure if poker is Will's game. This could get interesting. Now, when are you coming back to see us. Certain persons have been asking for you!
Sappho (still on the Pimms) xx
Darling, I am absolutely delighted to see you back in the Forum (you have been away FAR too long - naughty girl), but I have to say that you are no bloody use whatsoever when a chap's in trouble!
I need a refill - Scotch tonight, I think. Kaz, can I get you something from the bottom shelf?
Now, as Sappho says, poker really isn't my game - so help me out someone.
Kaz, my darling. We appear to be in this together (clever chap that Bloke. He knew I wouldn't be able to resist the thought of you and Nola :doh
. So, hold on tight. Whoaaaa, not THAT tight! :eeek: Well, that's brought tears to my eyes! :shock: Now then, you'll have to come a little closer.
No, closer than that......
A little closer.......
Ahhhh, yes. That's about right. Right then, let's go and find Nola and Bloke. Sappho and Tune - stop giggling!
Will
