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17 Jan 2010

Quote by Tan--Kinky
Water please :angel:

Oi!! I won't have language like that in my bar. Get out! :lol:
Will
:dry: No! I don't want to get out :sad: Sets up a new bar flipa

Fire are ya coming in?
please
Of course...since you asked so nicely wink

17 Jan 2010

Quote by willxx69
Tan!! I was gonna ask for a glass of milk and you've ruined it now
Hello Will
xxxx

Hello, my dear! A long time no speak. I CAN serve milk (but only if it is warmed and has whisky added to it). Why not entrust yourself to my care and let me look after you! :rascal: :twisted:. But then, Sappho did that once - and look what happened to her! :lol:
Will
How is the lovely Sappho? :lol:
and it's lovely to see you again in here kiss

17 Jan 2010

Quote by Kaznkev
A jucuzzi,why did no one tell me....rushes off to find a towel,
little gem ,is there room for me?

What on earth do you need a towel for? :rascal:
Will

17 Jan 2010

Quote by willxx69
Gufuncouple - oh you do have excellent (and expensive) taste. Chateau Petrus (as I am sure you know) has a reasonable claim to being the best wine in the world. The '48 would cost tens of thousands a bottle! :shock: :shock:
DG - pass me your hand - purely for measurement purposes, you understand! :rascal:
FB!!!!!!! I was hoping you would drop by, assionkiss: :passionkiss:
Now then, how's the port situation looking? It's getting to that time of night when it might be needed.
Will

*passes hands*
*widens eyes*
Oh my will... you are pleased to see me!! :rascal:

17 Jan 2010

*moves up*
Could I have a top up please?
What would your recommendation be?

17 Jan 2010

We're open for busienss again. Some may feel it's a little early, but the sun is over the yard arm*, so I think it's time for a little livener.
Will
PS Being a land-locked county, they build yard arms very low in Wiltshire!! biggrin

17 Jan 2010

Quote by willxx69
We're open for busienss again. Some may feel it's a little early, but the sun is over the yard arm*, so I think it's time for a little livener.
Will
PS Being a land-locked county, they build yard arms very low in Wiltshire!!

You're my kind of barman!
Could I have a champagne and pomegranate juice please? (The fruit will count as breakfast, yes? wink

)

17 Jan 2010

Quote by noladreams
We're open for busienss again. Some may feel it's a little early, but the sun is over the yard arm*, so I think it's time for a little livener.
Will
PS Being a land-locked county, they build yard arms very low in Wiltshire!!

You're my kind of barman!
Could I have a champagne and pomegranate juice please? (The fruit will count as breakfast, yes? wink

)Whilst I should tick you off for putting pomegranate juice in decent champagne, I can tell you that not only does it count as breakfast but it's also one of your five a day. That makes it a health drink - so you can have as much of it as you like!:D
Will - always happy to help!

17 Jan 2010

Quote by willxx69
Whilst I should tick you off for putting pomegranate juice in decent champagne, I can tell you that not only does it count as breakfast but it's also one of your five a day. That makes it a health drink - so you can have as much of it as you like!
Will - always happy to help!

To be fair, you could chuck some cava in it and I'd probably be none the wiser :giggle:
Loving the five-a-day aspect... could you make me up a pitcher in that case?
lol

17 Jan 2010

Are you making breakfast too then?! :mrgreen:

17 Jan 2010

Quote by noladreams
Whilst I should tick you off for putting pomegranate juice in decent champagne, I can tell you that not only does it count as breakfast but it's also one of your five a day. That makes it a health drink - so you can have as much of it as you like!
Will - always happy to help!

To be fair, you could chuck some cava in it and I'd probably be none the wiser :giggle:
Loving the five-a-day aspect... could you make me up a pitcher in that case?
lol

Surely the grapes in the champagne/cava count as another of your 5-a-day :giggle:
Additionally to the fruit aspect, pomegranate juice is very high in antioxidants, so it must therefore act as a tonic and should be consumed daily, surely? :twisted:

17 Jan 2010

About to start on assignments...can I have some brain juice please :silly:
Oh and can someone tell me how I can be objective about writing an essay on phobias when I am gripped by one myself :sad:
xxx

17 Jan 2010

Ahhh, I have often used the grapes in wine argument myself.
My view is that I get juniper from gin, grapes from wine, I always put lemon and lime in my gin and tonic. So there's 4 of my 5 a day! lol

DG, not only am I making breakfast but I am also cooking lunch. There will now be a gap in service while I go and carve, sit down to lunch and then there's the clearing away. See you all later.
Will

17 Jan 2010

Okay... where can I get one of you? dunno

17 Jan 2010

Ugh, hairy dogs. *heaves*
I've only just surfaced after the debauched shinanigans in the SH bar. :rascal: lol

A much welcome return, thanks Will. x
Can I have a glass of ice cold lemonade please?
*lends Neil to DG for sunday dinner cooking purposes*

17 Jan 2010

Quote by little gem
*lends Neil to DG for sunday dinner cooking purposes*

Erm... thanks you... but I was kinda hoping for all the trimmings of a Sunday dinner... including dessert! :rascal:

17 Jan 2010

Sorry, can't help there then!
lol

*Leaves DG in Will's capable hands*

17 Jan 2010

Could I trouble you for a Woowoo please? If not I'd settle fer a Silver Mercedes:cheers:
.

17 Jan 2010

Righty ho
Can I have
A double vodka and orange juice
A big glass of sparkling rose
A pint of Strongbow
A double peach schnapps with the smallest touch of lemo...:scared: stop to much
Oh I'll have a G & T to please

17 Jan 2010

Quote by Dirtygirly
Okay... where can I get one of you?

Sappho says that she is more than happy to lend me out - as long as she can have me back afterwards. Now then, don't all rush at once! :rascal:
Actually, the apricot crumble was a bit fab - even if I do say so myself!
Sorry to have been away so long, but I am now back for the duration. TE, good to see you :wave:
Rught then, who's next?
Will

17 Jan 2010

I thought I saw a bottle of Babycham in here earlier.......
Sits quietly in the corner pondering life over a highball of Canadian Club.. innocent

Also, my bowl of olives has run out.....:upset:

17 Jan 2010

Errmmm, no babycham in here dunno

but I now know that you are far more sophisticated than that anyway.
Enjoy your Canadian Club whilst I take this Merlot over to Kaz and give her her massage.
*Will warms up his hands and gets out the baby oil :rascal:*

18 Jan 2010

Okay, so I've been to bed and had to get up again because I was wide awake and someone next to me clearly wasn't. Given the hour, maybe a nice warming hot chocolate with a slug of brandy to send me off to the land of nod, please.

24 Jan 2010

Okay... I need a big glass of wine... who's naked and throwing on the apron? :rascal:
*gets into the hot tub*
Anyone joining me? :twisted:

30 Jan 2010

Do you think will would mind me sneaking in and popping a cork or two? wink

30 Jan 2010

Quote by noladreams
Do you think will would mind me sneaking in and popping a cork or two?

Hey, if anyone's popping his cork, it's me, he said so right here in public, so hands off you singelton you lol

I'm making Caiprinias - want one? :twisted:

30 Jan 2010

Quote by noladreams
Do you think will would mind me sneaking in and popping a cork or two?

Are we celebrating something? smile

30 Jan 2010

Quote by poshkate
Do you think will would mind me sneaking in and popping a cork or two?

Are we celebrating something? smile

Yes, Will came out innocent

30 Jan 2010

I'll just have a campari soda with orange juice pleaaase! Or is it not that kind of bar? rolleyes

30 Jan 2010

Quote by BIoke
Do you think will would mind me sneaking in and popping a cork or two?

Are we celebrating something? smile

Yes, Will came out innocent

Nah... I just fancy something bubbly!
Oooh, I'll swap the planned bubbly for one of your caiprinhas though Blokey drinkies