The SH Cocktail Bar is open!

22 Feb 2010

I have no wish to keep you out of bed - just no intention of letting you sleep!! :twisted:
I'm not sure that Sappho will be very much help. She has already said that you can borrow me - as long as you give me back when you're finished!
Now then, there seems to be a little tension knot in your right shoulder.
Will gets out the baby oil, warms up his hands and prepares to relieve Kaz's stresses.
Where would youlike me to start? :twisted:
Will innocent

28 Feb 2010

I may need somebody to smuggle some supplies down to me.
I do have some red wine stashed out here, and I always keep a corkscrew in the glove compartment of the car (on the grounds that the RAC will have any other tools should I need them), so all is not lost.
I need someone to help me rig up some pipes from the kitchen so that I can top up my G&T.
Meanwhile, can I get anyone anything?
Kaz, it may be time for me to apply some more baby oil to your double frontage!
Will - at everyone's service.
PS - there is a reward for anyone who can smuggle supplies out to me. Yes, Bloke, that does include you. Particularly if you bring Nola with you :rascal:
Will

28 Feb 2010

Uh-oh. Sappho's heading into the Forum. Cover me, someone!
Will bolt

28 Feb 2010

What with... a blanket? It's going to be a chilly night in the shed.
Sappho x

28 Feb 2010

Quote by Kaznkev
I see you have escaped bar keep,do we need to draw the blinds and talk in whispers?
What could you recommend this evening?

Well, I shall need something to help me keep warm. Mmmm, those will do nicely. Can I snuggle in between them? (muffled No, no. Please don't worry. I can breathe perfectly well!)
Will

28 Feb 2010

Quote by Ms_Whips
Will you could always set up your own still, moonshine would keep you warm!
whips

Well the moon is shining on his shed tonight - it's at its full! wink

Love Sappho x

28 Feb 2010

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
mmmmmmmmmm a hairy chest to snuggle up to lead me to the hunk

Oooohhhh, come here

assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
Will

1 Mar 2010

Yes, yes. I know it's a Monday, but.....
The kids were a bit of a nightmare at bathtime, there are a dozen other stresses that I am having to deal with so I have found it necessary to worship (briefly) at the shrine of St Gordon - patron saint of stress relief, especially when taken with tonic, lemon and ice.
Does anyone else need a little soothing? :twisted:
Will