The Sh Guide to "How to Handle a Woman"

9 Dec 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
The SH Guide to "How to handle a woman"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

That would take real guts ;)
*throws down the challenge...* ;)
Chapter One

Quote by sLeeper
Emergency use only
If all els fails there is the 24hour petrol station that sell you flowers and chocolate
Do not get flowers from lamp posts.. apart from being disrespectful chances are you will forget to take the card off :doh:

Chapter Two

Quote by dambuster
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
why is it that no matter how hard you try you cant do right for doing wrong :censored:

Cos you're a bloke ? dunno

Just for you - but don't tell anyone else. Keep it just between you and me; and make sure nobody else reads this.
Stock replies to keep in your head ready at a moments notice. (You have to take you're own risk as to which to use when. But sometimes, it's okay to go for a run of 3 or 4 in one hit)
1. I understand
2. I know love. It's my fault
3. I'm sorry
4. It won't happen again
5. Terracotta : :dunno:
6. Seven ? :dunno:
Chapter Two (a)

Quote by dambuster
All of the above should of course always be used in conjuction with the old trusted, tried and tested . . .
"Yes Luv"
and
"No Luv"

9 Dec 2006

Guys - post if you dare
bolt

9 Dec 2006

'kin ell Dammie, are you always that quick? :shock:
you did cheat though rotflmao

9 Dec 2006

:giggle: :giggle:
In return:
How to handle a man in one easy step:
"Blowjob love??" :twisted:
For maximum effect this tactic should be employed while said bloke is enjoying another favourite pastime eg:watching football, porn, some dodgy DIY/gardening programme...
;)

9 Dec 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
'kin ell Dammie, are you always that quick? :shock:
you did cheat though

Unfortunately - yes, sometimes redface

(That sort of reminds me; I have a new photo to take so I can compete in the Profile Cock Shot stakes)

9 Dec 2006

Dont forget these 2....
Yeh Yeh cause I luv ya
Of course I promise not to come in your mouth

9 Dec 2006

Quote by dambuster
Guys - post if you dare

:giggle:
Well, I thought it was funny....:shock:
lol

9 Dec 2006

Quote by Dlep
Guys - post if you dare

:giggle:
Well, I thought it was funny....:shock:
lol

And safe

9 Dec 2006

Quote by lilacgem
And safe

I'm fairly well, known for "keeping my head down"....:twisted:
And keeping out of trouble too....:giggle:

9 Dec 2006

Quote by Mallock2006
Dont forget these 2....
Yeh Yeh cause I luv ya
Of course I promise not to come in your mouth

:dry:
Now I know that one's a lie rolleyes

:twisted:

9 Dec 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
Dont forget these 2....
Yeh Yeh cause I luv ya
Of course I promise not to come in your mouth

:dry:
Now I know that one's a lie rolleyes

:twisted:
'last time I said that - I got a smack in the mouth and she sulked for half an hour :shock:

I want my jizz ! ! ! ! !
Gimme my jizz you Bastard ! ! ! !

9 Dec 2006

Quote by dambuster
I want my jizz ! ! ! ! !
Gimme my jizz you Bastard ! ! ! !

So, it's true that you can't do wrong for doing right........:shock:
bolt

:giggle:

9 Dec 2006

Quote by Dlep
And safe

I'm fairly well, known for "keeping my head down"....:twisted:
And keeping out of trouble too....:giggle:
well, while you're down there :rascal:

9 Dec 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
And safe

I'm fairly well, known for "keeping my head down"....:twisted:
And keeping out of trouble too....:giggle:
well, while you're down there :rascal:
On me way.....:wink:

9 Dec 2006

Quote by Dlep
And safe

I'm fairly well, known for "keeping my head down"....:twisted:
And keeping out of trouble too....:giggle:
well, while you're down there :rascal:
On me way.....:wink:
works every time :smug:
you guys will never EVER get the better of us :giggle:

9 Dec 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
works every time :smug:
you guys will never EVER get the better of us :giggle:

How do you know that it wasn't what I wanted in the first place?
:rascal:
:giggle:

9 Dec 2006

And not forgetting a womans bacon/sausage sarnies alwaystaste better than your own ;-)

9 Dec 2006

Quote by Dlep
works every time :smug:
you guys will never EVER get the better of us :giggle:

How do you know that it wasn't what I wanted in the first place?
:rascal:
:giggle:
She wont know unless you tell her
bolt

9 Dec 2006

Quote by Mallock2006
works every time :smug:
you guys will never EVER get the better of us :giggle:

How do you know that it wasn't what I wanted in the first place?
:rascal:
:giggle:
She wont know unless you tell her
bolt

Because I'm very shy you..... redface

(I am you know.... lol

)

9 Dec 2006

Quote by Dlep
works every time :smug:
you guys will never EVER get the better of us :giggle:

How do you know that it wasn't what I wanted in the first place?
:rascal:
:giggle:
She wont know unless you tell her
bolt

Because I'm very shy you..... redface

(I am you know.... lol

)
I meant she wont know :rascal:
How can a woman possibly know anything untill a man tells her :lol:

9 Dec 2006

Quote by Mallock2006
I meant she wont know :rascal:
How can a woman possibly know anything untill a man tells her

:giggle:

9 Dec 2006

Quote by Mallock2006
How can a woman possibly know anything untill a man tells her

9 Dec 2006

I'm saying nowt
Cos i just know i'll say it wrong lol

9 Dec 2006

its alot ease than that rolleyes

all you have to do as a man is understand that no matter what you say or do YOUR WRONG
and even more wrong once a month :roll: wink

:silly:

9 Dec 2006

So i'm wrong to say nowt lol

now it makes sence i'm just wrong :lol:
I can see clearly now wink

9 Dec 2006

Quote by sercher01
its alot ease than that
all you have to do as a man is understand that no matter what you say or do YOUR WRONG
and even more wrong once a month :roll: :silly:

Sercher's got the idea :thumbup: :giggle:

9 Dec 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
its alot ease than that
all you have to do as a man is understand that no matter what you say or do YOUR WRONG
and even more wrong once a month :roll: :silly:

Sercher's got the idea :thumbup: :giggle:
So I'm wrong to say that you have a :inlove: Bum then?
dunno

9 Dec 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
its alot ease than that
all you have to do as a man is understand that no matter what you say or do YOUR WRONG
and even more wrong once a month :roll: :silly:

Sercher's got the idea :thumbup: :giggle:
errrrrrrrr!
now heres the problem :?
i havent got the idea cos im "WRONG" im a man remember :roll: :wink: lol

9 Dec 2006

Quote by Mallock2006
works every time :smug:
you guys will never EVER get the better of us :giggle:

How do you know that it wasn't what I wanted in the first place?
:rascal:
:giggle:
She wont know unless you tell her
bolt

Because I'm very shy you..... redface

(I am you know.... lol

)
I meant she wont know :rascal:
How can a woman possibly know anything untill a man tells her :lol:
That's you off my shag list :dry:

9 Dec 2006

Quote by Dlep
its alot ease than that
all you have to do as a man is understand that no matter what you say or do YOUR WRONG
and even more wrong once a month :roll: :silly:

Sercher's got the idea :thumbup: :giggle:
So I'm wrong to say that you have a :inlove: Bum then?
dunno

Yes wrong. That implies there is something else that you dont :inlove: :lol:
But i think you are right
But then i'm a a bloke :lol: