I would rather cut me leg off with a chain saw.:giggle::giggle:
Mind you I cannot speak for everyone.
I am sure Rob may be interested, I shall e mail him. :lol:
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Sex God
i'll take a rain check at this one kenty
i got to wash me hair :lol:
i got to wash me hair
:lol: Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
But you two havnt seem the lovely gulag,i mean high quality accomodation, i have just finished designing!
sorry kas but i have designs on something else tonight :rascal::rascal:
Sex God
I shall start growing my beard immediately.....
Sexlightened
:grin:
Sexlightened
Quote by Kaznkev
:grin:
Fab link.
Staggs just for you SHRSP has banned improperly waxed mustaches and beards!
We are also moving a resolution to ban people who only have cock pics on their profiles .All in favour raise their hands.
Raises hand and volunteers to check out all profiles purely in the interest of SHRSP policy of course :rascal:
Sex God
Wonderful to be invited, but not sure where I would fit in really :sad:
What would a south coast, Tory voting boy bring to the table
but not sure where I would fit in really :sad: What would a south coast, Tory voting boy bring to the table
Sexlightened
Quote by Bluefish2009
Wonderful to be invited,
What would a south coast, Tory voting boy bring to the table
A sense of humour and for the most part, an open mind ;)
Sexlightened
Quote by Kaznkev
:grin:
Fab link.
Staggs just for you SHRSP has banned improperly waxed mustaches and beards!
We are also moving a resolution to ban people who only have cock pics on their profiles .All in favour raise their hands.
Raises hand and volunteers to check out all profiles purely in the interest of SHRSP policy of course :rascal:
Welcome to the committee,official title,Art Commissar!
Oooeer I accept! :grin: Only 1 million profiles+ to perv through!
Sex God
Quote by kentswingers777
Wonderful to be invited,
What would a south coast, Tory voting boy bring to the table
The coffees Blue....the fucking coffees. :lol:
Found my vocation at last :lol:
Quote by s3xyl3xy
Wonderful to be invited, :lol: but not sure where I would fit in really :sad:
What would a south coast, Tory voting boy bring to the table :dunno:
A sense of humour and for the most part, an open mind ;)
I have always enjoyed being buttered up :lol:
Quote by Kaznkev
Wonderful to be invited, :lol: but not sure where I would fit in really :sad:
What would a south coast, Tory voting boy bring to the table :dunno:
Honour ,decency and Mrs Blue:twisted:
How about we put you in charge of rural affairs and dogging,every area to have at least 3 designated dogging sites?
Now we get to the truth of the matter, I'm the bait for Mrs Bluefish :lol:
On the other hand, rural affairs and dogging does have a certain ring to it
Sexlightened
Quote by Bluefish2009
I have always enjoyed being buttered up
You are fond of idioms then :grin: I would never butter anyone up in the hope of receiving special favours honestly ;)
Although if you need help checking out and testing rural locations in your new SHRSP capacity just let me know :rascal: Sexlightened
Quote by Kaznkev
I have always enjoyed being buttered up
You are fond of idioms then :grin: I would never butter anyone up in the hope of receiving special favours honestly ;)
Although if you need help checking out and testing rural locations in your new SHRSP capacity just let me know :rascal:You see, coalitions can work!
Now all we need is someone in charge of crime and punishment,i think i know just the man
:grin: I think there is a Pierrepointalike lurking about but I don't think he'd be quite what we are looking for :lol2:
Sex God
Can we govern from inside a Wigwam smoking peace pipes and listening to floyd? If so count me in its a big yeah man groovy from me
Sexlightened
Quote by Lost
Can we govern from inside a Wigwam smoking peace pipes and listening to floyd? If so count me in its a big yeah man groovy from me
Shine on you crazy diamond yeah! :D
Sex God
ok i'm officially lost :silly:
Sex God
Quote by Lost
Can we govern from inside a Wigwam smoking peace pipes and listening to floyd? If so count me in its a big yeah man groovy from me
I move that the playlist should be a little more varied...I have an excellent record by a lady called Diamanda Galas,it's called Plague Mass, everyone who I've played it to loves it
:twisted:
Sex God
Quote by s3xyl3xy
I have always enjoyed being buttered up
You are fond of idioms then :grin:
No that was just a figure of speech :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
I have always enjoyed being buttered up
You are fond of idioms then :grin:
No that was just a figure of speech :giggle:
Havnt you seen last tango in paris,it may have been an offer! :twisted:
No
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
I have always enjoyed being buttered up
You are fond of idioms then :grin:
No that was just a figure of speech :giggle:
Havnt you seen last tango in paris,it may have been an offer! :twisted:
No
Dont try this at home!Spit,lube or pussy juice work better! :lol:
Ooooh
Master of Sex
People who can't crop quotes down to the relevant points should swing from the nearest lamp post.
Sex God
Quote by Jewlnmart
People who can't crop quotes down to the relevant points should swing from the nearest lamp post.
And are you saying those that can crap quotes should not swing from lamp post
Master of Sex
Quote by Lost
And are you saying those that can crap quotes should not swing from lamp post
Those that can, can can the can.
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
People who can't crop quotes down to the relevant points should swing from the nearest lamp post.
We have found our Minister for justice!
OK I'm in :sticky:
Ill take the office next the the justice minister please :grin:
*In edit* Mrs Jewl will be there I take it?
Warming the Bed
Sex God
We should open up an SH Academy - it would enable members skilled in things like waxing, manicre/pedicure to share their skills. But also those skills of a more, ahem, personal nature.
O levels - Oral skills,
A levels - Anal (of course)
Discipline in all its forms
Sports such as hand-ball and such like.
Any other thoughts for 'lessons'?
O levels - Oral skills,
A levels - Anal (of course)
Discipline in all its forms
Sports such as hand-ball and such like.
Any other thoughts for 'lessons'?
Sex God
Quote by kentswingers777
People who can't crop quotes down to the relevant points should swing from the nearest lamp post.
:thumbup::thumbup:
what about those who choose not to?
Sex God
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
People who can't crop quotes down to the relevant points should swing from the nearest lamp post.
:thumbup::thumbup:
what about those who choose not to?
Can you think of a suitable punishment for them?
The bastards
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
I mean I don't know why they'd do it ?
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
but apparently some will
