In the absence of a (Pope like - god blees him RIP) papal figure. I propose we have a set of SH dogging ten commandments: They need some work but it would be good to have a slight tounge in cheek list of the do's and don'ts.
So here goes:
It's getting up to about 12 commandments now. I keep seeing people do really stupid things and thinking that should be in there.
1. Thou shall not use Full Beam.
2. Thou shall not chase other cars.
3. Thou shall bring your own condoms.
4. Thou shall respect other peoples sense of space.
5. Thou shall not leave a fellow dogger to the mercy of chavs
6. Thou shall keep the location of good sites to those who you trust
7. Thou shall not punch other people.
8. Thall shall understand "F*** off!"
9. Thou shall be friendly and convivial to your neighbours
10. Thou shall not park very very close to other peoples cars.
11. Thou shall always turn up to a meet should be in there too.
12. Thou shall wait until you get a clear sign that the couple want to be watched
Ideas people!!! Discuss.
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The SH Ten Commandments
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by luv2lick
Thou shalt one day gently finish removing those delicate knickers from Serendipity's delecate feet......
Quote by Sexysteph
with one's tongue? :wink: :wink:
I wish someone would, it's so embarrassing (not to mention undignified) walking around the shops like this!
Mr Ben, can you make the first commandment for Swingers:
Thou shalt not leave anothers knickers at halfmast
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In the absence of a (Pope like - god blees him RIP) papal figure. I propose we have a set of SH dogging ten commandments: They need some work but it would be good to have a slight tounge in cheek list of the do's and don'ts.
So here goes:
1. Thou shall not use Full Beam.
2. Thou shall not chase other cars.
3. Thou shall bring your own condoms.
4. Thou shall respect other peoples sense of space.
5. Thou shall not leave a fellow dogger to the mercy of chavs
6. Thou shall keep the location of good sites to those who you trust
7. Thou shall not punch other people.
8. Thall shall understand "F*** off!"
9. Thou shall be friendly and convivial to your neighbours
10. Thou shall gargle the national anthem with somebody elses spunk.
Thou shall always turn up to a meet should be in there too.
I was struggling towards the end.
Ideas people!!! Discuss.
actually.... since this is regarding dogging... shouldn't thoust be in the right section....
:whistling: :whistling: but othet than that... well played that man
:D sean xxxxxxxx
Sex God
how about.....
Thou shall not wear thermal knickers to going dogging in, even if it is minus 4.
Thou shall not pretend to be a car seat.
Thou shall not ejaculate on thy fellow doggers paintwork or upholstery.
Thou shall not covet thy neighbours dog...........
Don't quite think I ever got the point of dogging tbh.
Thou shall not wear thermal knickers to going dogging in, even if it is minus 4.
Thou shall not pretend to be a car seat.
Thou shall not ejaculate on thy fellow doggers paintwork or upholstery.
Thou shall not covet thy neighbours dog...........
Don't quite think I ever got the point of dogging tbh.
Sex God
Quote by fabio grooverider
actually.... since this is regarding dogging... shouldn't thoust be in the right section....
but othet than that... well played that man
sean xxxxxxxx
I thought that but then I was glad that dogging is being joked about int he cafe cos it is something I don't have anything to do with on this site. I have only been into the dogging section about 4 times in all the time I've been here and one of thosewas to see why Celtic q had posted in there at !
NOt that I'm a nosey little rascal or anything! :DPlease don't move it, it's too funny to be locked up in the dogging section. :D
