The Shat Awards - 2005 | Swinging Heaven

25 Oct 2005

Quote by kazswallows
time to put my bouncing boobies up again.......pmsl

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:twisted: :twisted:
Oh go on then..............
wink

25 Oct 2005

Quote by the_Laird
time to put my bouncing boobies up again.......pmsl

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:twisted: :twisted:
Oh go on then..............
wink

just for you hun passionkiss

25 Oct 2005

Quote by kazswallows
time to put my bouncing boobies up again.......pmsl

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:twisted: :twisted:
Oh go on then..............
wink

just for you hun passionkiss

Noooooo..... bring back the camel-toe!!! biggrin

25 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
Noooooo..... bring back the camel-toe!!!

Pretty please wink

:rascal:

25 Oct 2005

Quote by kazswallows
time to put my bouncing boobies up again.......pmsl

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:twisted: :twisted:
Oh go on then..............
wink

just for you hun passionkiss

Now I have an idea...................all we need is you, a camera and someone smart enough to do the moving avatar thingy :twisted: :twisted:

25 Oct 2005

Quote by Alexandra
Sarge - how about an additional category of
Best avatar mickey take (to get those creative juices running).
Sort of based on the Davej Avatar thread!
Just a thought........

Great idea Alex. (Only one I'd have a chance in rolleyes

)
What about most invisible poster! wink

25 Oct 2005

Quote by the_Laird
time to put my bouncing boobies up again.......pmsl

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:twisted: :twisted:
Oh go on then..............
wink

just for you hun passionkiss

Now I have an idea...................all we need is you, a camera and someone smart enough to do the moving avatar thingy :twisted: :twisted:
mwahhhhh eager and postie, sorry huns it will be back shortly unless the_laird can recommend anyone ;) ;)

27 Oct 2005

OMG I've just re-lived Davej's Avatar Challenge again. I made so many really, really good friends in that thread and I 've just pissed meself laughing again. And then bugger me I go and look at the end and I killed it FFS!

1 Nov 2005

Just a gratuitous bump to bring this back to people's attention.!

4 Nov 2005

And yet another bump!
Come on folks - get voting!

4 Nov 2005

numpty of the year:-
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/62132.html
lol

4 Nov 2005

'Ere yer 3 Best Threads are over a year old - you'll have to get summat closer than that!! wink

8 Nov 2005

The Categories are:
Best Animated Avatar
Mister Discreets "bouncing priest" piss take at m2pu. :grin:
Jas-tim
Biwelshminx
Most Prolific Thread Starter EagerSlut
Funniest Poster (Male)
Dave Notts' holiday series.
Davej (anything)
Harry Jones
Funniest Poster (Female)
debbiewebs
Vix
bluexxx
Best Thread :small-print: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/45380.html
Thanks to Dino for pointing it out!!!
Best use of Emoticons etc.
EagerSlut again :grin:
Debbiewebs.
Horneyred.
Best Newcomer Post Cheeky Chimp (asking blue for a shag )
Mod of the year
Bluexxx
Jags
Sarge

8 Nov 2005

I came this afternoon will that count as a new cummer?

8 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
Best Thread :small-print: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/45380.html
Thanks to Dino for pointing it out!!!

:lol: :lol: still makes me laugh even after all this time, quality wink

9 Nov 2005

well if you think i am handing last years trophy over you can kiss my a##e!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
its well and truely locked in my safe! :twisted: :twisted:

9 Nov 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
well if you think i am handing last years trophy over you can kiss my a##e!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
its well and truely locked in my safe :twisted: :twisted:

Oih!! Give us our trophy back!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Mind you, you'd probably fall over giving it back like you did when you collected it!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

9 Nov 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Mind you, you'd probably fall over giving it back like you did when you collected it!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

I'd forgotten all about that - highlight of the evening, that was! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

9 Nov 2005

hijacked threads u only need to look at some of my threads to find the culprates for this award and at least 1 mod could be up for it name could just pop out of the blue

10 Nov 2005

Quote by MikeNorth

Mind you, you'd probably fall over giving it back like you did when you collected it!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

I'd forgotten all about that - highlight of the evening, that was! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
And HOW many times did she say "Did I mention....... I've won an award!" for the rest of the night rotflmao

for WBB xxxxx

10 Nov 2005

I thought this was far too difficult but have just noticed I have received a vote (thanks mate) so am spurred into action.
Best Avatar (Male): markz meat2pleaseu happy cats
Best Avatar (Female): Naughty Wigan Couple (all of them) Serendipity DoggingTwo
Best Animated Avatar: Him'nher Silk and Big G The muttleys
Most Prolific Thread Starter: equi_princess Sarah Debbiwebs
Funniest Poster (Male) Dirtydoggers Postie meat2pleaseu (runner up Happy cats)
Funniest Poster (Female) Debbiewebs naughtynymphos Serendipity
Best Thread :small-print:
Best use of Emoticons etc. Debbiewebs Dambuster
Best Newcomer Post
Best Thread Hijack :
Best Thread Killer: Catlover or girl dogger or whatever she calls herself
Mod of the year Dawn_Mids Sgt Bilko Mal
I think I read somewhere about another vote for best non-writing thing. I will say Dreamer Helen for saying Hello to me at the first few munches when she was about the only one I knew, and for offering to take me upstairs just for a chat at Rios.
Looking back I cannot see any awards that I can enter Sexystephs name against, what about a best response to newbies award confused

:
Thats taken me about an hour to do all that, no sleep for me now sad

Regards
Harry Jones

10 Nov 2005

Quote by HarryJones
Mod of the year Dawn_Mids Sgt Bilko Mal

I got a vote :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I'm all warm inside now :smug:

10 Nov 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I'm all warm inside now :smug:

Condom split, Dawnie ????

10 Nov 2005

Quote by dambuster

I'm all warm inside now :smug:

Condom split, Dawnie ????
Nope - but it could have been the Swarfega on toast I was trying flipa

:lol2:

10 Nov 2005

Ooooohhhhh we've got a vote (well H has :shock: ).

10 Nov 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
Ooooohhhhh we've got a vote (well H has :shock: ).

trying to steel her limelight ???????

10 Nov 2005

Quote by markz
Ooooohhhhh we've got a vote (well H has :shock: ).

trying to steel her limelight ???????
Noooooooooooo............ couldn't do that she's more attractive than me and she's got a mean right hook :shock:

10 Nov 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
Ooooohhhhh we've got a vote (well H has :shock: ).

trying to steel her limelight ???????
Noooooooooooo............ couldn't do that she's more attractive than me and she's got a mean right hook :shock:
oh I am sorry what happened to her hand rolleyes

11 Nov 2005

Quote by markz
Ooooohhhhh we've got a vote (well H has :shock: ).

trying to steel her limelight ???????
Noooooooooooo............ couldn't do that she's more attractive than me and she's got a mean right hook :shock:
oh I am sorry what happened to her hand rolleyes

LOL I'll show her this tomorrow, then you'll be for it smile

11 Nov 2005

OnlyMe's nominations are as follows:
The Categories are:
Best Avatar (Male)
Dambuster
Tune Essence
Mal
Best Avatar (Female)
Horny Red
Angel Chat
Calista
Best Animated Avatar
Postie (Coz that cat blinking sent me mad!)
Mister_Discreet
Jonathan
Most Prolific Thread Starter
Equi Princess
Eagerslut
Dino
Funniest Poster (Male)
Meat2PleaseU
Postie
Happy Cats
Funniest Poster (Female)
blonde
NaughtyNymphos1
Missy
Best Thread :small-print:

DaveJ:
The DaveJ Avatar Challenge
Dino:
Through the Keyhole
Dave__Notts Holiday Series:
Dave Notts Holiday's From Hell
Dave Notts Holiday's From Hell
Dave Notts Holiday's From Hell
Dave Notts Holiday's From Hell
Dave Notts Holiday's From Hell
Best use of Emoticons etc.
Dambuster
Sarge
Debbiewebbs
Best Newcomer Post
Happy Cats (he was moaning )
Best Thread Killer:
Markz
NaughtyNymphos1
Mod of the year
Sarge
Bluexxx
Mal
The most original piss-take of an avatar: If you are unsure what this means read this thread for plenty of ideas
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20523.html
DaveJ
Missy
Marmalaid
and the second special category is
Who has contributed more to SH than just the written word - by that I mean anything you want it to mean but you need to say why you think the person should get the award. IE what contribution they have made.
Too hard to choose..... there are some really great people here who have become good friends of mine, helped me and others out when needed and been there to laugh with, cry with, share advice etc etc
There are some truly great characters here who are as great in real life as their internet persona.
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