The sick ward

6 Nov 2006

Bags I the bed near the window with the lovely sea views.
I've got tonsillitis and been put on the sick for a week by my GP so I've moved into the sick ward.
Please feel free to bring me flowers, grapes, ice cream for my throat and anything else you think might make me feel better. I just hope I'm not the only patient here all week and that this tv picks up Sky, don't think I could suffer morning tv without it making me feel worse.
:cry:
what time's visiting? confused

6 Nov 2006

Aaaaw get well soon sassy :therethere:

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Bags I the bed near the window with the lovely sea views.
I've got tonsillitis and been put on the sick for a week by my GP so I've moved into the sick ward.
Please feel free to bring me flowers, grapes, ice cream for my throat and anything else you think might make me feel better. I just hope I'm not the only patient here all week and that this tv picks up Sky, don't think I could suffer morning tv without it making me feel worse.
:cry:
what time's visiting?

6 Nov 2006

Who is that in the bed next to you?

6 Nov 2006

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You really are a miserable cat ba$t@rd aren't you HC wink

6 Nov 2006

get well soon Sassy............
biggrin

6 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Bags I the bed near the window with the lovely sea views.
I've got tonsillitis and been put on the sick for a week by my GP so I've moved into the sick ward.
Please feel free to bring me flowers, grapes, ice cream for my throat and anything else you think might make me feel better. I just hope I'm not the only patient here all week and that this tv picks up Sky, don't think I could suffer morning tv without it making me feel worse.
:cry:
what time's visiting?

I will offer you me. I give a lovely warm cuddle. That will make you feel better.
Louise xx
Btw is there any dishy doctors there, ive got quite a thing about doctors. redface

6 Nov 2006

Quote by louise_and_joe
Btw is there any dishy doctors there, ive got quite a thing about doctors.

How about pretend female doctors? I've got all the proper gear except a medical qualification. innocent

Get well soon Sassy! kiss

<<<<<< Runs out quickly trying to avoid the germs.

6 Nov 2006

Quote by Kiss
Btw is there any dishy doctors there, ive got quite a thing about doctors.

How about pretend female doctors? I've got all the proper gear except a medical qualification. innocent

Get well soon Sassy! kiss

<<<<<< Runs out quickly trying to avoid the germs.
Ohh yes i quite like that idea. Youve got to have the proper uniform though, otherwise it just wont work. :twisted:
Louise xx

6 Nov 2006

Quote by louise_and_joe
Btw is there any dishy doctors there, ive got quite a thing about doctors.

How about pretend female doctors? I've got all the proper gear except a medical qualification. innocent

Get well soon Sassy! kiss

<<<<<< Runs out quickly trying to avoid the germs.
Ohh yes i quite like that idea. Youve got to have the proper uniform though, otherwise it just wont work. :twisted:
Louise xx
Sorry Sassy... I'll stop trying to ensnare your visitors after this post. surprised

ops:
Louise I don't do things by halves - even my stethoscope is a 'proper' one and cost quite a bit. I have quite an assortment of Doctors tools. lol

There are quite a few medical suppliers who allow you to buy online. You can buy almost anything.
Kinky? Moi?
wink

6 Nov 2006

Quote by Kiss
Btw is there any dishy doctors there, ive got quite a thing about doctors.

How about pretend female doctors? I've got all the proper gear except a medical qualification. innocent

Get well soon Sassy! kiss

<<<<<< Runs out quickly trying to avoid the germs.
Ohh yes i quite like that idea. Youve got to have the proper uniform though, otherwise it just wont work. :twisted:
Louise xx
Sorry Sassy... I'll stop trying to ensnare your visitors after this post. surprised

ops:
Louise I don't do things by halves - even my stethoscope is a 'proper' one and cost quite a bit. I have quite an assortment of Doctors tools. lol

There are quite a few medical suppliers who allow you to buy online. You can buy almost anything.
Kinky? Moi?
wink

So i take it that you do this regular then. :lol: run out of patients have you? well i will get sick just for you then ( ok i might have to pretend but i dont mind.)
Louise xx

6 Nov 2006

Quote by de_sade

Tonsilitis is horrible. You have my sympathy sweetheart. :therethere:
Look, I've brought you a flower...
:rose:
A nice cup of warm honey and lemon...
(I know it says coffee but it was the only cup I could find)
A couple of trashy mags about celebrities...
:small-print:
And lots of
:love: :love: :love:
:kiss:
Get well soon.
:thumbup:

thanks hunni wave

( better not kiss you in case I infect you confused

)
Bad HC

Louise & Kiss...............this is MY sick bay so if there's any flirting going on, do it with me! Otherwise get a room ffs rolleyes

6 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

Tonsilitis is horrible. You have my sympathy sweetheart. :therethere:
Look, I've brought you a flower...
:rose:
A nice cup of warm honey and lemon...
(I know it says coffee but it was the only cup I could find)
A couple of trashy mags about celebrities...
:small-print:
And lots of
:love: :love: :love:
:kiss:
Get well soon.
:thumbup:

thanks hunni wave

( better not kiss you in case I infect you confused

)
Bad HC

Louise & Kiss...............this is MY sick bay so if there's any flirting going on, do it with me! Otherwise get a room ffs rolleyes

Im sorry hunny. I did flirt with you, i just didnt do it here. Did you read it?
Yesterday in the Lmu.
Louise xx

6 Nov 2006

Get well soon.
:therethere:

6 Nov 2006

Sassy,
let me give you a lovely gentle massage......... it will involve us both being naked... and the temperature will rise I am sure... which will help you cope with any flushes.
after I have massaged you we can climb in the bath together so that I can wash you too.. and get to those hard to reach places.....
x x x x x x x

6 Nov 2006

I feel better already Splendid. Lead me to the bathroom :twisted:

6 Nov 2006

Get well soon Sassy passionkiss

Now is the time to get off the smokes biggrin

6 Nov 2006

Get well soon, Sassy :angel:

6 Nov 2006

Ok, I've got a broken leg, can I have a bed please?
Wouldn't mind, but I've got some bug aswell, which means I feel sick.... not helpful when you need to dash to the loo in a hurry!!!
Can I have the bed next to yours????? biggrin

6 Nov 2006

sorry to hear you're not well sassy, let me just tuck you up nice and cosy into that warm bed :therethere: got to get you better for wigan so plenty of relaxing and nothing too tiring wink

see you soon
lil kiss

6 Nov 2006

Poor Sassy.......
I truly AM a good visitor ....don't know much about
tonsils
However I will do LOTS of research and arrive with a smile.
If you like, I can gently smooth on the body lotion after your bath with Splendid.

6 Nov 2006

Hope yer feeling better soon hunni!
As Jesster says you've got a few days head start on giving up the smoking now - make sure you capitalise on it!
.

7 Nov 2006

Sara :therethere: poor you with a broken leg and a dicky tummy sad

You're more than welcome to the next bed, especially if you wear babydoll nighties to bed :rascal:

7 Nov 2006

oh Voddie hunni, that brekkie sounds so good but I still can't swallow anything :cry: though feel free to fluff my pillows a bit ( only so's I get another look at your own pillows :rascal: )

7 Nov 2006

still waiting on the dishy doc and naked males you promised me innocent

though naked females would do just as well :twisted:

7 Nov 2006

I'll bring you lots of grapes, they are so good for healing. I am so sensible when people are ill. Maybe some good chicken soup too (practical housewifely things taking over). Also some nice soft chocolate to slip down your throat easily. get well soon hunni x
pink x

7 Nov 2006

Oh pink, you mentioned the magical 'c' word. :inlove:
no, not chicken soup :doh:

8 Nov 2006

Poor Sassy.
I told you to put more on. Flying about on that broom.
I am just cooking something up for you, eye of newt, toe of frog, cheese of moon, essence of mann.
Get well and shine soon.

8 Nov 2006

well Travis, you know what it's like. Everyone sees an SH witch and expects them to be half undressed ffs rolleyes

I only left my vest off by popular demand
I'm feeling a little better today thanks all. Today it just feels like I've swallowed a golf ball instead of a razor blade.

8 Nov 2006

Sorry to hear your unwell hunny :therethere: .
Can I please have the bed on the other side of you redface

? I had an emergency op at the weekend and have been stuck in Notts ever since. I am still in pain and not feeling too well. sad

Dave_Notts' idea of sympathy and looking after is going to work and leaving me to look after the tribe of bratlets confused

TLC is definately needed.
Hope your feeling better soon hun.
Alex xxxxx

8 Nov 2006

Get Well soon Sassy
hope its the Sassy i knows and lubs xxxxxxxxxxxxx lol :rose:
Hiya Akex :rose:
hope you are feeling better too and now Notts__dave bend over lol

:smackbottom:
Hope everyone who's in the sick ward gets better soon
Jacquie xxxxxxxxxxx