Quote by freckledbird
Was he puzled?
thought he was puzzled, but what's a Z between friends??
Whatever he WAS he's now gone, or gonne, or gonee, or ggone??
:lol: bugga, got me before I corrected it!
:giggle:
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The Spelling Mistress!!!
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Sex God
:giggle: :giggle:
Sorry FB
Sorry FB
Quote by skegnessswingers
Once held as the mistress of all things gramatical and the queen bee of spelling, a certain young lady has fallen prey to the effects of life in Swinging Heaven! Deviance seeps into her very bones, her purity of language has vanished along with any other sort of purity she may once have had! Once again SH has corrupted a sweet innocent young thing!
Ahem!!!!.......... do the words pot, kettle & black spring to mind here .... hehehe
...bur then what's an 'm' between ates, eh?
Quote by Wishmaster
Once held as the mistress of all things gramatical and the queen bee of spelling, a certain young lady has fallen prey to the effects of life in Swinging Heaven! Deviance seeps into her very bones, her purity of language has vanished along with any other sort of purity she may once have had! Once again SH has corrupted a sweet innocent young thing!
Ahem!!!!.......... do the words pot, kettle & black spring to mind here .... hehehe
...bur then what's an 'm' between ates, eh?
:lol: :lol:I wonder what a petard actually is and how you hoist it?
Orgasminator
:giggle: to me.... it just goes to show... mistakes can and will be made by ALL
Sorry FB it is quite funny though
Sorry FB it is quite funny though
Quote by northwest-cpl
Once held as the mistress of all things gramatical and the queen bee of spelling, a certain young lady has fallen prey to the effects of life in Swinging Heaven! Deviance seeps into her very bones, her purity of language has vanished along with any other sort of purity she may once have had! Once again SH has corrupted a sweet innocent young thing!
Ahem!!!!.......... do the words pot, kettle & black spring to mind here .... hehehe
...bur then what's an 'm' between ates, eh?
:lol: :lol:I wonder what a petard actually is and how you hoist it?
I was only trying to see if anyone else had their eyes set up wrong .... Micropoof have some software you can download to correct it apparently.. hehehe
Sex God
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: You set of gits!!
Skeggies, wait till I bloody see you again
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Wishy, thanks for trying
I very nearly didn't look at the thread - how did I know? :shock:
I'm very surprised you've not spotted any mistakes before now though - but then I usually edit them when I've spotted them.
Made me
though, you sods 
Sex God
I need all the correction help I can get :shock:
Here you go NW-cpl:-
"For 'tis the sport to have the enginer / Hoist with his owne
petar" -- Shakespeare, Hamlet III iv. "Hoist" was in Shakespeare's
time the past participles of a verb "to hoise", which meant what "to
hoist" does now: to lift. A petard (see under "peter out" for the
etymology) was an explosive charge detonated by a slowly burning
fuse. If the petard went off prematurely, then the sapper (military
engineer; Shakespeare's "enginer") who planted it would be hurled
into the air by the explosion. (Compare "up" in "to blow up".) A
modern rendition might be: "It's fun to see the engineer blown up
with his own bomb."
Hope that explains it!
Prematurely shoot your bolt and you get lifted :!:
"For 'tis the sport to have the enginer / Hoist with his owne
petar" -- Shakespeare, Hamlet III iv. "Hoist" was in Shakespeare's
time the past participles of a verb "to hoise", which meant what "to
hoist" does now: to lift. A petard (see under "peter out" for the
etymology) was an explosive charge detonated by a slowly burning
fuse. If the petard went off prematurely, then the sapper (military
engineer; Shakespeare's "enginer") who planted it would be hurled
into the air by the explosion. (Compare "up" in "to blow up".) A
modern rendition might be: "It's fun to see the engineer blown up
with his own bomb."
Hope that explains it!
Prematurely shoot your bolt and you get lifted :!:
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
I need all the correction help I can get :shock:
Well do something wrong then FFS
