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The Swinging Heaven CD - an update.

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(Sorry if this rambles a bit - I was also watching an Afghan language documentary film on BBC4 and trying to keep up with the subtitles while typing this)
As some of you may know, I was assigned the post of "battery tester" in the employment of the WI.
Well, it doesn't pay well, once the ladies have purchased chocolate, wine, copies of "Perfume" and several large "happy Shopper" boxes of AA's - there's barely enough to keep a corrupted penguin in fish and therapists fees.
So, as a sideline, I took on the task of the "Swinging Heaven" compilation CD.
It'll be expensive for you - the great cost of smiles, goodwill and munch based duplication (there must be a joke in that phrase) but it's now moved from a theory into the first steps of action. A very kind mod, who is far too modest to want credit I'm sure (isn't that right, Mark ?) locked the thread and I now have a copy of it from him being sifted and sorted, compiled into a good first volume and, if possible, maybe a second.
This leads us to the purpose of this post - yes, pay attention at the back Will, Arti keep those ferrets quiet and bassdude unplug that amp - heres where you can help.
I need suggestions as to cover artwork and style, and a name for the darn thing. I get the feeling (serious bit coming up) that it'll be best NOT to feature SH on the cover anywhere as people can then happily leave it anywhere or share it with others quite freely. The morning rag running a "Sex cult in brainwashing propaganda CD" headline is not always a good thing.
So, merry throng (thats "throng" - note the 'r', Sappho) get your thinking caps on and your ideas in please.
Mods, can one of you make this sticky (stop laughing at the back, Kat) and lets see if we can't this baby off the ground.
Your DJ on the wheels of silicon,
Carpy
oh bugger it Carpy it is late... or is it early...
Why not " the greatest fucking music ever Vol 1"
Does what it says on the packet....
Gman
PS
or more subtley music to go down and get dirty with?
Your wish is my command - well, I'm made this a sticky for you!
How about
The music The News of the Screws would ban - No...
Heavenly Sounds
Sounds Good
Good Vibrations - nope, been taken!
Music for Swinging Lovers - nope, been taken!!!
Anywhere, anytime, anyplace
Seriously sensuous sounds
Friends recommend
enough, it's too early for serious thought, pink jim-jams don't feed by brain. x xx x
How about
"I want to kiss you all over "
copulation compilation?
cum dancin?
demi x
NOW thats what I call SH 1
Heavenly Helpers - music to help you set the mood
Hey, isn't mozerella our resident artist? 8)
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Hey, isn't mozerella our resident artist? 8)

Thanks for vote of confidence in me, dear girl !! :grin:
No, to be honest if somebody has an idea for a cover image or style I can give them the pixel sizes I'd need it to fit. I've already got a template part built and can soon drop something in place on either side of the front insert.
Carpathian
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Thanks for vote of confidence in me, dear girl !! :grin:

rotflmao
Oops, seem to be getting the wrong end of the stick alot today :silly:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Thanks for vote of confidence in me, dear girl !! :grin:

rotflmao
Oops, seem to be getting the wrong end of the stick alot today :silly:
I'll let you off with it, just this once ! wink
Heaven Sent?
Swing Music?
Cafe Classics?
How about an anagram of Swinging Heaven? ....
My favourites being ...
Ah! evening swing
Win shag evening
Envisaging when (ahhh 8) )
Shag winning eve :twisted:
Given in? we shag
Collected these others too, popped em on the 'not so likely' list!
New hag gives sin
Even his gang win
Sane when giving
Eg. Winning shave
Wives in hen gang
Given when I sang
Gave sinning hew
win nag 'n' she give
Hi! new eggs in van :shock:
Shag 'n' wine 'n' give
He's new 'an giving
New 'n' I give 'n' shag wink
Shave 'n' in new gig
Win gin 'n' shag eve
shag 'n' even in wig
Washing evening
Hag wins evening
Given when I sang
new shag n give in
he gave winnings
Hi! even gangs win.
heaving new sign
A CD compiled by a man who has sometimes been represented here by a Penguin.
Music selected by inhabitants of the Cafe.
Instrumental backing on some tracks provided by an Orchestra.
Nah...
(I quite like Kat's "Heaven Sent", if you want a serious vote)
Clever John... VERY clever!!!!
x xx
This is a very good idea. And lets worry about what to call it when we all get there. Carpathian, as Erotic Artist in Residence, I offer my services should they be required.
How about "Swing when you're grinning" ?
Or "Grin when you're swinging"
or has everyone thought of these already ? rolleyes
Thanks for the ideas and the offers of support - keep them coming !
I have 90% of the starting tracks ready to convert and should have worked out the last few to complete the CD by the end of Saturday night. Friday nights session finished at around 2am !
It seems that my plans to include "Spem in Alium" on the CD will be curbed for two reasons. One is the length of the darn thing - nearly twice as long as the next longest - and also that whatever the running order it just won't sit alongside the others.
So, once this is done, a classical one will get made - theres quite a few suggestions in thay style in the list and it should be quite easy to knock a second one out.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, I got the full list of 100 votes, transferred them to a spreadsheet and then hid the column for whos vote a certain choice was - this kept it purely on popularity of choice and fitting the CD - all nice and above board !
Right, I'm off to stare at my monitor again for a while - stay with me on this !!
Carpathian
Quietly, and without fanfare, Carpathian picks.......
Heaven Sent
a) we're waiting for it and I'm hoping people will enjoy it when it comes
b) friends we're making on here are just that
c) a few of the choices are reflective and thoughtful
d) it gives no clue to where the compilation comes from.
Nice one, Kat
Carpathian
Fantastic!! Well done you... take a friendly slap!
x xx
Nice one, Kat
redface aww, thanks Carpy.
Kind Mods. Can we now lock and de-sticky this thread - the CD is born and this is no longer required !
Thanks in advance !
Carpathian