Haven`t finished mine, the boy is absent on his first day of school, I have a hole in my lip, a lump on my fanny, a spot on my chin, no bloody money cos I can`t find my post office card (again) (but we will have a little cash by Saturday), and to say I am royally pissed off would be an understatement!
Venusxxx
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Sex God
What's up with the post lately? :shock:
The stuff I ordered hasn't arrived either....... seems we'll be the naked bunch from Swinging Heaven - oh well, at least everyone will remember us! :shock:
The stuff I ordered hasn't arrived either....... seems we'll be the naked bunch from Swinging Heaven - oh well, at least everyone will remember us! :shock:
Sex God
Well...... my eBay person emailed me and said that I would get the goods today :bounce: ..... and I got all excited when someone knocked at the door about 10 mins ago.... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
The post is here, the post is here, letters come from far and near, all year round it makes me wanna CHEER!!!!! .... I shouted in typical Blues Clues fashion.....
Indeed it was postie, and indeed he had a package..... but it was something else..... not the stuff for the SMB
:( :(
I know the stuff is on its way, but I bet it comes on Saturday, after we've set off for London :( :( :(
The post is here, the post is here, letters come from far and near, all year round it makes me wanna CHEER!!!!! .... I shouted in typical Blues Clues fashion.....
Indeed it was postie, and indeed he had a package..... but it was something else..... not the stuff for the SMB
:( :( I know the stuff is on its way, but I bet it comes on Saturday, after we've set off for London :( :( :(
Hi guys,gals and in-betweenies. Apologies for jumping straight in and not introducing myself but I have run into this site completely by accident while searching Google for erotic clothing. Myself and partner have bought tickets for Saturday's SMB, which is a complete and daring first for both of us. Being totally inexperienced at this sort of event and with no 'like minded' friends to advise us we have twigged much too late that we have nothing to wear.
Of course 99% of clothing sites are internet only and we don't have time to allow for delivery so here I am at work, trying to give the impression of an industrious employee of the company while secretly scouring the net for walk in clothing shops in west end or Camden (actually, anywhere will do!).
Having come across this site by chance I thought I would throw myself upon the mercy of those who appear much more 'up' with it to see if someone can point me in the direction of a good old walk-in shop that would have something sexy and daring for Saturday, otherwise we'll be the ones in bin-liners :cry:
many thanks to one and all
Scrats (as in the little fellow fom 'Ice Age', which is just how I feel right now)
Of course 99% of clothing sites are internet only and we don't have time to allow for delivery so here I am at work, trying to give the impression of an industrious employee of the company while secretly scouring the net for walk in clothing shops in west end or Camden (actually, anywhere will do!).
Having come across this site by chance I thought I would throw myself upon the mercy of those who appear much more 'up' with it to see if someone can point me in the direction of a good old walk-in shop that would have something sexy and daring for Saturday, otherwise we'll be the ones in bin-liners :cry:
many thanks to one and all
Scrats (as in the little fellow fom 'Ice Age', which is just how I feel right now)
Quote by Scrats
Hi guys,gals and in-betweenies. Apologies for jumping straight in and not introducing myself but I have run into this site completely by accident while searching Google for erotic clothing. Myself and partner have bought tickets for Saturday's SMB, which is a complete and daring first for both of us. Being totally inexperienced at this sort of event and with no 'like minded' friends to advise us we have twigged much too late that we have nothing to wear.
Of course 99% of clothing sites are internet only and we don't have time to allow for delivery so here I am at work, trying to give the impression of an industrious employee of the company while secretly scouring the net for walk in clothing shops in west end or Camden (actually, anywhere will do!).
Having come across this site by chance I thought I would throw myself upon the mercy of those who appear much more 'up' with it to see if someone can point me in the direction of a good old walk-in shop that would have something sexy and daring for Saturday, otherwise we'll be the ones in bin-liners :cry:
many thanks to one and all
Scrats (as in the little fellow fom 'Ice Age', which is just how I feel right now)
You should be able to find something at Camden no problems. Go across the bridge at the lock and turn left straight after the canal then right into a semi covered court yard, there you will find , they have a good selection of clothes from gothic to fetish, they have a website too ( ). Go down the road further and into the cobbled area of the market area and you will find a variety of clothing shops all well stacked with all kinds of fetish wear. Further in and you'll find Black Rose who do a slightly more varied selection.
Sex God
Theres loads of fab shops at Camden, we are gonna be down there Saturday AM for a mooch round
If anyone is staying overnight in London, there's the London Fetish Fair on sunday. another chance to show off your finery and buy some more lol
Probably see a lot of others that have either come straight from the Ball or are still sufferning from it.
Of course I will look stunning, because I'm not going to the Ball
Ah well
)
Probably see a lot of others that have either come straight from the Ball or are still sufferning from it.
Of course I will look stunning, because I'm not going to the Ball
Ah well
) Nice 1! 
I toyed with the idea of going as a caveman myself because I've still got the outfit I wore to Fred & Wilma's party earlier in the year. Fred's a dab hand with that sewing machine I'll have you know. It only took him about 15 minutes to knock it up from a couple of yards of leopard patterned furry material. Unfortunately it's a bit short and when you sit down everybody gets to see your spuds. :shock: :shock:
The cowboy outfit is definitely going back to the shop tomorrow. I can't believe I actually considered going looking like one of the village people. :doh: I hadn't even had a drink. I've called the fancy dress shop and they're happy to change it and reckon they can kit me out with a toga or a gladiator outfit. Steveg_nw will be going to the ball, just not with his arse hanging out of a pair of PVC chaps.
See you there guys.
Steve
I toyed with the idea of going as a caveman myself because I've still got the outfit I wore to Fred & Wilma's party earlier in the year. Fred's a dab hand with that sewing machine I'll have you know. It only took him about 15 minutes to knock it up from a couple of yards of leopard patterned furry material. Unfortunately it's a bit short and when you sit down everybody gets to see your spuds. :shock: :shock:
The cowboy outfit is definitely going back to the shop tomorrow. I can't believe I actually considered going looking like one of the village people. :doh: I hadn't even had a drink. I've called the fancy dress shop and they're happy to change it and reckon they can kit me out with a toga or a gladiator outfit. Steveg_nw will be going to the ball, just not with his arse hanging out of a pair of PVC chaps.
See you there guys.
Steve
Steve_D has collared me to go to the Ball venue to help set the place up on Saturday afternoon. If I spot a local pub that would be suitable for us to meet up in beforehand I'll give everyone a ring. I have quite a few people's mobile numbers already but if you want me to give you a call to let you know where we are then send me your number by pm and I'll give you a ring.
Steve
Steve
camden is the dogs bollox got a wicked leather jacket and seen loads to look good in b u male fem or as was earlier mentioned in between ie tv cd etc cid pmsl
fairygodmother is brill
gettimg a good tingle in me bits and pieces looking 4ward to bumping into some of u lot and putting the preverble face to names
fairygodmother is brill
gettimg a good tingle in me bits and pieces looking 4ward to bumping into some of u lot and putting the preverble face to names
Sex God
Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shock:
My eBay parecel has come so now I have TOO MANY things to wear :shock: ..... I don't like choices, I like a simple life.
:? :? :? 
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Whats more.... my 2 year old had a tummy bug last night and we thought we weren't going to be able to make it if he carried on being ill :( :( .... but he seems fine now..... the problem is these bugs spread like wild fire...... what are the chances of Satin and I being ill tomorrow? :( :( :( :(
Watch this space! :?
:shock:
My eBay parecel has come so now I have TOO MANY things to wear :shock: ..... I don't like choices, I like a simple life.
:? :? :? :roll: :roll: :roll: Whats more.... my 2 year old had a tummy bug last night and we thought we weren't going to be able to make it if he carried on being ill
:( :( .... but he seems fine now..... the problem is these bugs spread like wild fire...... what are the chances of Satin and I being ill tomorrow? :( :( :( :( Watch this space! :?
Hi, I know it is late in the day but I've just joined and thought I'd add to the comments etc already on this topic. I'm Emma Royd, performer, fundraiser, ticketseller for the Ball and bottom munching bi-girlfriend of the fabulous Mouse. (We're both manless at the moment .......).
This year we are having a much shorter Awards show - but having shows later in a separate area, from Mouse, myself and other performers who not in the Awards. The Ball will start at 11 pm (please help with clearing away the chairs if you're at the show if poss so that that area can get in to full swing asap!).
Costumes for Guys - if you're really stuck for ideas then wear a sarong/skirt - you're naked underneath and girls (and guys!) love the idea. Great way to get felt up! If you see me around challenge me to a cock fight! I have a wonderful strapon that I'll be wearing for some of the night! I'll be on the door from 7-8:30 if you fancy saying hello!
Cheers Emma
This year we are having a much shorter Awards show - but having shows later in a separate area, from Mouse, myself and other performers who not in the Awards. The Ball will start at 11 pm (please help with clearing away the chairs if you're at the show if poss so that that area can get in to full swing asap!).
Costumes for Guys - if you're really stuck for ideas then wear a sarong/skirt - you're naked underneath and girls (and guys!) love the idea. Great way to get felt up! If you see me around challenge me to a cock fight! I have a wonderful strapon that I'll be wearing for some of the night! I'll be on the door from 7-8:30 if you fancy saying hello!
Cheers Emma
Hi Emmaroyd! Love it! *giggle*
Ok, here`s the skinny,the military jacket still hasn`t arrived, nor have I heard back from the seller. I have leather trousers, hat, and a gothic white shirt for Mars, he`ll have the Adam Ant makeup, but I`m afraid his clothes will be too streetworthy to be allowed in
A sarong will be on standby, but I`m not sure how comfortable he`ll be in it.
Venusxxx
Ok, here`s the skinny,the military jacket still hasn`t arrived, nor have I heard back from the seller. I have leather trousers, hat, and a gothic white shirt for Mars, he`ll have the Adam Ant makeup, but I`m afraid his clothes will be too streetworthy to be allowed in
A sarong will be on standby, but I`m not sure how comfortable he`ll be in it.
Venusxxx
Quote by Emmaroyd
Costumes for Guys - if you're really stuck for ideas then wear a sarong/skirt - you're naked underneath and girls (and guys!) love the idea. Great way to get felt up! If you see me around challenge me to a cock fight! I have a wonderful strapon that I'll be wearing for some of the night! I'll be on the door from 7-8:30 if you fancy saying hello!
Cheers Emma
Hi Emma you've made me decide! Despite being a single male, I'm coming! Not in a skirt, but something that will show off 'the features' equally well. I'll even take up the challenge of a cock fight. Haven't a clue what it means.....but if it involves mine getting up, then I'm up for it! See you then.........and let's see if we can change your manless situation....
WooHoo.....we are sorted!!
That's the royal we.
Toga, sandals, no shreddies.....simple innit. :twisted: :twisted:
Think I'll pass on the cock fight though Emma, the strap on would give you an unfair advantage. There's no way I'm coming away with a bruised and lifeless willy, I've got other plans for it. :twisted:
Steve
That's the royal we.
Toga, sandals, no shreddies.....simple innit. :twisted: :twisted:
Think I'll pass on the cock fight though Emma, the strap on would give you an unfair advantage. There's no way I'm coming away with a bruised and lifeless willy, I've got other plans for it. :twisted:
Steve
Right..............I'm off to London in a few minutes for a night of debauchery before the night of debauchery. I'll see you guys tomorrow and if I find a venue to meet in beforehand I'll text as many of you as I can in the afternoon.
I'll be able to pick up my pm's in the morning so if I haven't already got your number you can still send it and I'll try to let everyone know where we are.
Steve
I'll be able to pick up my pm's in the morning so if I haven't already got your number you can still send it and I'll try to let everyone know where we are.
Steve
Sex God
:( :( :( :( Satin is now ill.......................... I'm feeling well pissed off................ the chances of us being there are now about 1% and that's on a good day
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As am I Blue.
The reason we weren't going was because Tim had to work. I got up at 4:30 to make his flask and snap. Made it and then he says - I'm not going:x :x
I hope Satin is feeling better soon :therethere:
Jas
XXX
Do you want me to smack him for you Jas????
:lol: Does this mean you ARE going to SMB instead?
x xx
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As am I Blue.
The reason we weren't going was because Tim had to work. I got up at 4:30 to make his flask and snap. Made it and then he says - I'm not going
I hope Satin is feeling better soon :therethere:
Jas
XXX
Do you want me to smack him for you Jas????
:lol: Does this mean you ARE going to SMB instead?
x xx
Yes please Jags, beat him to a pulp please :lol: :lol:
We didn't bother to try and get tickets because he said he was going to work :x :x
I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cross.
Jas
XXX
