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The Swinging Heaven "Home Alone" Rescue Service

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john45_sw_uk
Orgasminator
Thanks peeps biggrin
the new list will be posted tomorow
Glad to see that my Angels have responded :D :D :D
You guys :twisted: ......... talk about selfless dedication :thumbup:
You deserve a medal .................... MARK.............. can we design a medal please? ....
we can? :shock:
oh good,
off you go then rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
xx J
welsh_one
Sexpert
well i dont mind being an angel of sorts but it aint working for me as im still bored at home with nobody to chat to :cry: lol
john45_sw_uk
Orgasminator
Morning Angels biggrin (Ooh does that make me Charlie :shock: )
OK, so we have:
S.H.A.G. List so far:
Guys 4 girls
John_sw_uk
Welsh one
McCloggie
Girls for guys
Vix
Possum
Bi’s for Bi’s
Vix
Libra + Love
Crystal
Up for anyone
Davej
McCloggie
Reserves
Amber
Other
Ok Angels, don't forget, it is now your duty to help out those who for whatever reason find themselves home alone.
how you do this is up to you, there are no restrictions :twisted: , but help you must.
Right, any more selfless, kind, and interesting people out there?
Remember, being a SwingingHeaven Angel of Goodness is an honour. :thumbup:
Unknown User
Hi hun,
I will be one of your angels, girls for guys and bis for bis.
Hugs
Olive
BlueEyes
Orgasminator
Can I be in the up for anyone category too? biggrin
I have to say though, I love being home alone...I get up to even more filth than normal! :twisted:
welsh_one
Sexpert
can i write the feem tune? sing the feem tune? la la la swinging heaven la le la angel do di dum of goodness la di da lol
BlueEyes
Orgasminator
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
welsh_one
Sexpert
edited through stupidity lol
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Alright!
Dont milk it!!!!!!!!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
welsh_one
Sexpert
Quote by Happy Cats
Alright!
Dont milk it!!!!!!!!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

lol wasnt trying too, my screen went blank so i didnt know it had been posted so typed it again wink
Unknown User
Quote by john45_sw_uk
Sorry, sneaked off to watch Dog Soldiers, :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: then thought better of it and came back redface
so, gimme a minute to work out how far we've got.

Yeah, what was that film all about??? I think there was a sub plot missing somewhere in that film.
Edited: Forgot to say, I'd be an Angel for some guys...
john45_sw_uk
Orgasminator
S.H.A.G. List so far:
Guys 4 girls
John_sw_uk
Welsh one
McCloggie
Girls for guys
Vix
Possum
Oliveoyl
Maia
Bi’s for Bi’s
Vix
Libra + Love
Crystal
Oliveoyl
Up for anyone
Davej
McCloggie
BlueEyes
Reserves
Amber
Nice one peeps,, will give this thread a little while longer to see if we can find any more volunteers, then I'll issue a mission statment :twisted:
Hope you guys know what you've let yourselves in for rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh and by the way, its a bit like the Cosa Nostra, .................... you can n ever leave muahahaha ............................. :shock: rolleyes loon
john45_sw_uk
Orgasminator
Quote by Maia
Sorry, sneaked off to watch Dog Soldiers, :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: then thought better of it and came back redface
so, gimme a minute to work out how far we've got.

Yeah, what was that film all about??? I think there was a sub plot missing somewhere in that film.
Edited: Forgot to say, I'd be an Angel for some guys...
:shock: :shock: Maia, omg where have you been?
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: me, me, pick me, I'm home alone till saturday :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
{edit} and yeah, that film was loon
Kit
Sex God
Whooooooooo, what a great idea John wink
Well, I know I am good at being bad, but can I be bad at being good? :twisted:
I think my halo slipped a while ago rolleyes but I'm sure I could be nice to someone in need. So put me down as an 'up for anyone' angel.
Hee, hee, this might be fun :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by john45_sw_uk
:shock: :shock: Maia, omg where have you been?
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: me, me, pick me, I'm home alone till saturday :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
{edit} and yeah, that film was loon

I have been around and have been checking the forum quite regularly - just haven't had enough time to make a proper contribution to it. Good to see that everyone is well smile. ermm, what have I actually volunteered myself for anyway? :shock:
Happy__Cat
Sex God
What do you have to do?
Would I have to be sympathetic?
:shock: : lol
Unknown User
Alright then... I have my halo on, where are my lost souls?? Nothing like other people's misery to drown out my trivial twitchiness.....
davej
Sex God
Fuck it!.....I resign before I get started. I've just spent three torturous hours, nodding politely at a woman who was clearly away from home bored and lonely, who asked if she could join me at the hotel bar and proceeded to get steadily pissed, drinkies each drink bringing on more and more vitriol about the state of the nation, her family, pets, job, marriage and every other subject she could lay her tongue to...trust me I remained angelic throughout ,figured it would be good training, but bollocks to that for a game of soldiers, I've never been so glad to reach the safety of me room.
I've decided that as much as I fancy prancing around with some feathers stuck on me back, I'd be a crap Angel. So anyone wanting to buy a halo that to be honest, was a bit tarnished anyway, just drop me a line and it will be in the post in the morning.
Katy
Warming the Bed
Great idea John
I dont think I could be an angel though Im not good enough to be one!
Is there a Angel training scheme or Apprentice Angel type thing to help aspiring angels get qualified for their wings? Sign me up if there is!
Failing that I will just settle for seeing if I can corupt an angel!! It could be a test before they attain full angelhood! Any angels want to put themselves in temtations way feel free to get in touch!
Katy
xxxx
john45_sw_uk
Orgasminator
S.H.A.G. List so far:
Guys 4 girls
John_sw_uk
Welsh one
McCloggie
Girls for guys
Vix
Possum
Oliveoyl
Maia
Bi’s for Bi’s
Vix
Libra + Love
Crystal
Oliveoyl
Up for anyone
Davej
McCloggie
BlueEyes
Kit
Reserves
Amber
Ok guys, as a few of you have asked, the duty of an Swinging Heaven Angel of Goodness
Is to respond to those poor souls on here who, being used to sharing daily life with a partner,
suddenly find themselves “Home Alone” for whatever reason.
In my case it was because Katie went on holiday, it might be that the partner is away working,
in hospital, whatever.
Your duty is to answer the, “help, home alone” call and do whatever you can to help that person get through the separation period.
Be that in the forum, in the chat room, via PM, on messenger, or anything else that you feel is appropriate. (especially if they live just around the corner :twisted: )
Now remember Angels, the worst time for most ‘home aloners’ is in the dark of the night, sleep does not come easy when your partner is away, (unless they snore lol ) so you may be asked to sacrifice some sleep, but I know that the elite, who’s names will go down in the history of SH will be up to the challenge. hump 69position :spit: :violin:
As for your reward :twisted: …………. Normally I would say that you will get your reward in heaven, but in this case I am rather inclined to think that your reward will be a lot closer than that, like probably at the next munch you attend.
One more thing ………………………….. Be careful out there. :small-print:
god I love you guys
biggrin
john45_sw_uk
Orgasminator
Quote by Katy
Great idea John
I dont think I could be an angel though Im not good enough to be one!
Is there a Angel training scheme or Apprentice Angel type thing to help aspiring angels get qualified for their wings? Sign me up if there is!
Failing that I will just settle for seeing if I can corupt an angel!! It could be a test before they attain full angelhood! Any angels want to put themselves in temtations way feel free to get in touch!
Katy
xxxx

Hey you biggrin
Training my ass, report to the stores for your wing and halo and meet me behind the bikesheds ...................... erm i meant on the parade square, hurumph ......... :twisted:
(btw, good to see you got your connections sorted :D )
Midlandsman1970
Orgasminator
Im a little angel already :angel: my halo might be listing and it may have losts some of its glister but im a gud un at heart,
John fit me in somewhere, preferably for the girls :twisted:
john45_sw_uk
Orgasminator
Quote by midlandsman1970
Im a little angel already :angel: my halo might be listing and it may have losts some of its glister but im a gud un at heart,
John fit me in somewhere, preferably for the girls :twisted:

NP m8, go to the stores for halo and wing issue, will reprint the list tomorrow wink
john45_sw_uk
Orgasminator
Afternoon all
Hope all our Angels have been fulfilling thier duties biggrin ( I know two that certainly have :twisted: passionkiss hump blast thank you ladies wink )
I wont be around much for the next few days, Katie is back on saturday :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: so you just know we will be a bit busy :hump: :hump: :beer: :hump: :rose: :hump: :blast: drinkies :hump: sillyassionkiss: :cheers: :hump: :blast: :spit: :passionkiss: :hump: :hump: :hump:
so if some of you could keep the list updated that would be great. and a full report of Angel Activity to be PM'ed to me please (purley for quality control purposes you understand rolleyes :twisted: )
Will duck in for an update when I get the chance / energy.
Angels, ................. do your duty ........................ and be carful out there wave
S.H.A.G. List so far:
Guys 4 girls
John_sw_uk
Welsh one
McCloggie
Midlandsman1970
Girls for guys
Vix
Possum
Oliveoyl
Maia
Katy
Bi’s for Bi’s
Vix
Libra + Love
Crystal
Oliveoyl
Katy
Up for anyone
Davej
McCloggie
BlueEyes
Kit
Reserves
Amber
Amber
Orgasminator
Quote by davej
Fuck it!.....I resign before I get started. .

awwww.......you will leave a long queue of dissapointed girls behind you hun!!
welsh_one
Sexpert
well i am still not in demand for a chat and ms amber and a few others can vouch for me lol
and as for tonight am home alone and no angel has recued me yet, even oliveoyl has been pm'd but no reply :cry:
Mac69
Sexpert
I need an angel! Any females of a devilish type of angelic disposition?
Amber
Orgasminator
Quote by welsh one
well i am still not in demand for a chat and ms amber and a few others can vouch for me lol
and as for tonight am home alone and no angel has recued me yet, even oliveoyl has been pm'd but no reply :cry:

yes..........nice funny guy this one!!.......hope some angel can assist him tonight!!
wink
Unknown User
Quote by Mac69
I need an angel! Any females of a devilish type of angelic disposition?

Sorry I'm late... *puffed out*... how can I be of assistance? :angel:
Possum xx
Unknown User
Fuck it!.....I resign before I get started. I've just spent three torturous hours, nodding politely at a woman who was clearly away from home bored and lonely, who asked if she could join me at the hotel bar and proceeded to get steadily pissed, drinkies each drink bringing on more and more vitriol about the state of the nation, her family, pets, job, marriage and every other subject she could lay her tongue to...trust me I remained angelic throughout ,figured it would be good training, but bollocks to that for a game of soldiers, I've never been so glad to reach the safety of me room.
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ROTFLMAO
Dave! ..... well i will remamber that one............ when i am over at your hotel in August! wink
Debs goes off to write a list of Babel to chat to DaveJ about! :notes: