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The Testosterone Fuelled Zone!
Here ya go boys, redress the balance.....talk about the footie.....call eachother "mate"....
Just don't expect the girls not to hijack!!
cooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Offside rule,
yorkie bars,
beer.
Can I come in then dunno
:giggle:
Louise xxx
Wehey!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Come on United!!!
oh oh oh... I can do the football thing. mmm something about offside. and you can still get points even if you don't win..
oh, I can scratch myself too.
mmmm I think that is about it.
3 weeks til the Cup Final! :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
3 weeks til the Cup Final! :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

does that involve my wedgwood china? confused
Quote by splendid_
3 weeks til the Cup Final! :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

does that involve my wedgwood china? confused
I'd hide it if I were you, the City fans are a bunch of thieving twats rotflmao
flipa
Spanish F1 this weekend ......
big end ladies innocent
cool
Not sure I have got the hang of this. Football is such a girl's game (you can tell this by the fact that their hair is too long and they keep falling over).
However, on the plus side there is still some rugby being played and it's the start of the cricket season!!
Will
Quote by Ukwineman
Spanish F1 this weekend ......
big end ladies innocent
cool

you leave my big end out of it! smackbottom
Quote by winchwench
...call each other "mate"....

I never address anyone as "mate" (neither male nor female), and especially not as "m8"! banghead
Quote by MikeNorth
...call each other "mate"....

I never address anyone as "mate" (neither male nor female), and especially not as "m8"! banghead
But how else do you prove how masculine you are to another male dunno
lol
Quote by winchwench
But how else do you prove how masculine you are to another male dunno
lol

With lots of ball scratching, inane swearing,... farting's good too (smellier the better!)... oh, and a healthy imagination when it comes to recalling the number of women one has 'had'... er... at the same time... er... today!
you will never walk alone,..thanks mate
Quote by louise_and_joe
Offside rule,
yorkie bars,
beer.
Can I come in then dunno
:giggle:
Louise xxx

The offside what?
Shame on you Louise!!! smackbottom Did you not read the locked thread 'why are men shying off cafe forum'?
:smackbottom:
Quote by winchwench

Yorkie Bars are not for girls! :smackbottom:
If your gonna cum then make sure you keep me beer mug topped up! :smackbottom:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Wehey!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Come on United!!!

Blue is the colour, Chelsea is the name, 2 goal's to us and and your about to be in second place again lol
Quote by Freckledbird
:bounce: Chelsea won! :bounce:
I dont normally go in for football but today i took an interest and (even though i dont support chealsea) I aint arf glad they won :bounce:
Quote by Reacher359
Wehey!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Come on United!!!

Blue is the colour, Chelsea is the name, 2 goal's to us and and your about to be in second place again lol
:giggle:
Yup... it's still a London fing innit!
I had to go to lunch with the inlaws so missed the game. Was hoping Chelsea would have a hard time of it and be knackered for Wednesdays 2nd leg. We drew 2 - 2 with Birmingham City, which is better than losing but I was hoping for better.
Tis quite ironic that all those years the FA cup final was held in the Millenium Stadium, Cardiff didn't make it through, as soon as it moves back to Wembley they get to the final. Ho hum.
I call people mate all the time, is that bad then?
H.x
Quote by H-x
something about some game or other....then...
I call people mate all the time, is that bad then?
H.x

Only if preceded by a long intake of breath through the front teeth, and the words "it's gonna be expensive"
did somebody mention Pompey?
>he said, scratching himself... note: trim nails<
lp
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did somebody mention Pompey?
>he said, scratching himself... note: trim nails<
lp

'Pompey think they've got it in the bag.
Pompey think they've got it in the bag.'
It'll no doubt hinge on a single moment maybe early on in the first half. But it could go either way. City ain't that bad a team. (To those of you who haven't got a clue who I'm talking about - that's Cardiff City - those who do know - just climb in under the sheets!! :twisted: :twisted: )
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Quote by westerross
did somebody mention Pompey?
>he said, scratching himself... note: trim nails<
lp

'Pompey think they've got it in the bag.
Pompey think they've got it in the bag.'
It'll no doubt hinge on a single moment maybe early on in the first half. But it could go either way. City ain't that bad a team. (To those of you who haven't got a clue who I'm talking about - that's Cardiff City - those who do know - just climb in under the sheets!! :twisted: :twisted: )
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And so does the rest of the world biggrin
my daughter has started cheer leading for a football club & I went to watch the match for the first time ever. :shock: It was fab!! Think I was doing more shouting than all you men put together :giggle:
Is anyone at the bar serving this afternoon?
Quote by MR-FB
did somebody mention Pompey?
>he said, scratching himself... note: trim nails<
lp

'Pompey think they've got it in the bag.
Pompey think they've got it in the bag.'
It'll no doubt hinge on a single moment maybe early on in the first half. But it could go either way. City ain't that bad a team. (To those of you who haven't got a clue who I'm talking about - that's Cardiff City - those who do know - just climb in under the sheets!! :twisted: :twisted: )
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And so does the rest of the world biggrin
I'll have a tenner each way wink on Cardiff at those odds!
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