The things you see when you haven't a camera or a gun.......

25 Jun 2004

You know the time when you wish you were armed with one or the other.
Camera - the girl asleep on the early morning commuter train. Head back, mouth wide open and that little dribble coming from the corner of her mouth as she snores louder than the train!
Gun - the guy on the platform who thinks it's cool to wear a shirt and tie (neither matching), trousers, sandals and socks. the type of socks with a different colour for the heels and toes!!
Gun- the nerd with the slip on shoes, trousers which don't quite reach - and WHITE socks!! where has he been all his life!
Camera - the girl who walked through my office the other day - slim, gorgeous, tanned, short black dress............. got to go lie down for a while!
any more suggestions? Please do not include the ref from last night mad

!
Mal

25 Jun 2004

The young tall black buy, obviously well equiped under his tight shorts.

25 Jun 2004

Quote by foxylady 123
The young tall black buy, obviously well equiped under his tight shorts.

camera or gun?

25 Jun 2004

Gunanyone over the age of twenty with a baseball cap on their head.

25 Jun 2004

Quote by davej
Gun anyone over the age of twenty with a baseball cap on their head.

Yep - we're getting the hang of it lol

Can I just add, especially on backwards!!!
Mal
wink

25 Jun 2004

GUN: Young white guys that talk like Gangstas (or is that Ginsters - christ, got to get out more)
Paul

25 Jun 2004

Gun The stupid b*tch who was obviously high on drink or drugs last night doing 20mph in a 50 zone and smashing up the kerb twice, while i followed behind with my kids in the car mad

:x
Camera Seeing Karen from Corrie in chester looking amazing..... lol

25 Jun 2004

Camera: My cat doing the mid air backwards run as she leapt out the front door, realising a boxer dog was coming round the corner :lol2:
Gun: Morris Dancers!

25 Jun 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Camera: My cat doing the mid air backwards run as she leapt out the front door, realising a boxer dog was coming round the corner :lol2:
Gun: Morris Dancers!

Camera - MISSCHIEF stepping out of the bath.. wink

25 Jun 2004

CAMERA MISSCHIEF wearing her Bon marche jumper
GUN Fun365 treacherous little so and so

25 Jun 2004

Quote by warwick
CAMERA MISSCHIEF wearing her Bon marche jumper
GUN Fun365 treacherous little so and so

Oh yeh!!! Come on if you think you are hard enough!!! cool

And I'm not little and I'll prove it in the cock competition (or maybe I wont)

25 Jun 2004

Quote by mal609
Gun - the nerd with the slip on shoes, trousers which don't quite reach - and WHITE socks!! where has he been all his life!
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How did you know what's in my wardrobe, Mal? blink

25 Jun 2004

There's always one - and it's always him!! :shock:
Mal
lol

25 Jun 2004

Quote by mal609
There's always one - and it's always him!! :shock:
Mal

Actually Mal - is it not you that has previous for white socks? Or am I confused as usual
Paul

25 Jun 2004

GUN: Marko , from Big Brother
CAMERA: Marko (recently shot and bleeding from a stomach wound) from Big Brother.
Incidentally can our camera be video ? Or is it still only ? (dont wanna miss the writhing in agony).
G

25 Jun 2004

CAMERA - The girl who got her hair stuck between the seats of my local cinema whilst pleasuring her fella. oh how funny was that rotflmao

GUN - People who moan about the state of there lives yet do nothing to change it.
Extremely painful and degrading torture techniques - The ref from last night (sorry couldnt resist)

25 Jun 2004

Gun : the drunk taxi driver who ran over my friend and killed him and didnt even get a prison sentence (dont really believe in violent retribution but karma will catch up with him)
Camera: my best friend's bad outfits so she could see what she really looks like in that tight chearleaders skirt two sizes too small for her.... on second thoughts maybe it would be good for a porn mag.... hmmmm wink

25 Jun 2004

Quote by Fun365
There's always one - and it's always him!! :shock:
Mal

Actually Mal - is it not you that has previous for white socks? Or am I confused as usual
Paul
Nope, not me, but I know why you said it. It was the guy in the pics with Posh before me. He said he didn't have time to take them off and I can understand why, but not why he wore them in the first place!!!

Quote by Silk and Big G
GUN: Marko , from Big Brother
CAMERA: Marko (recently shot and bleeding from a stomach wound) from Big Brother.
Incidentally can our camera be video ? Or is it still only ? (dont wanna miss the writhing in agony).
G

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Videos are fine G, after all, this is all virtual!!

25 Jun 2004

Thanks for the white sock clarification Mal.. I remember now.
Apologies for even hinting that you might wear white socks... redface

Do you have a pair of sandals though? lol

End of thread highjack
Paul

25 Jun 2004

mal609 said

Videos are fine G, after all, this is all virtual!!

ah erm ooh, this is all virtual? so i could get into trouble if the extremely painful and degrading toture techniques were proved to have been used on the afore mention referee.
er...................................................................................................

25 Jun 2004

has anyone noticed that in Mal's entries.... all the men get shot, and the women all get pictured? confused

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

25 Jun 2004

Quote by rudolf_uk
mal609 said Videos are fine G, after all, this is all virtual!!

ah erm ooh, this is all virtual? so i could get into trouble if the extremely painful and degrading toture techniques were proved to have been used on the afore mention referee.
er...................................................................................................
s'ok rudolph_uk, we'll all give you a rock solid alibi.....tho i do wonder about incitement to murder???? tho again they'd have a hard time pinning it just on you!!!
Gun bloody thread hijackers redface

camera jags face if she catches us talking about the footie again surprised

ops:
neil x x x x ;-)

25 Jun 2004

camera jags face if she catches us talking about the footie again
neil x x x x

No, it's OK! I've calmed down now England have lost!! lol

:lol: Just don't tell me that the team got robbed or I could be forced into a massive mod attack of meaness.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

25 Jun 2004

Camera,
When Steve was walking like John Wayne after he had the snip lol

:lol:
Gun,
HHmmmm have to think on that one,
Clare,xxx
wink

25 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
has anyone noticed that in Mal's entries.... all the men get shot, and the women all get pictured?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Bugger!!! Rumbled again!!!! :shock:
Mal
wink

25 Jun 2004

Gun to blow away the four little shitheads who I caught vandalising a car a couple of days ago. Camera to take a pic of one of the lads as he was caught by the cops :lol2:

25 Jun 2004

Hmmmmmmmm
Camera - when my guinea pig tries running on the laminate floor in our kitchen. lol

Gun - when said same guinea pig chews through my speaker wires :lol: :mad:
xxxxxx

25 Jun 2004

camera the look of contentment on the guys face when he cums.
gun the snores that are emmited 3 seconds later!

25 Jun 2004

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25 Jun 2004

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Quote by well_busty_babe
camera the look of contentment on the guys face when he cums.
gun the snores that are emmited 3 seconds later!

Quote by subbuteo
Camera - when my guinea pig tries running on the laminate floor in our kitchen.
Gun - when said same guinea pig chews through my speaker wires :lol: :mad:
xxxxxx

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Love em!