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The three saddest words in the English Language.
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Sex God
Saddest words???
COME ON BELLY :!: :!:
COME ON BELLY :!: :!:
Orgasminator
Is that it?
Not in me
I dont swallow
Eeeek its pierced
Wrong blody hole
I've seen bigger.
To blody big.
Have you finished
Have you started
Sorry fell asleep
Please hurry up
That was quick.
You're going grey
Not in me
I dont swallow
Eeeek its pierced
Wrong blody hole
I've seen bigger.
To blody big.
Have you finished
Have you started
Sorry fell asleep
Please hurry up
That was quick.
You're going grey
Orgasminator
No single guys :cry:
Sex God
with this ring.
Sex God
Time gentlemen, please.
Sex God
Bolton beat Leeds
:shock: :sad: :cry:
neil x x x x x x
:shock: :sad: :cry:
neil x x x x x x
Sex God
"What is that!!"
Sex God
"Awwwww it's cute."
Sex God
i'm tired now!
Sex God
"Sorry, I'm on."
Sex God
lets be mates!
Sex God
actually this is my final thought......
..... "oi, hes mine!"
..... "oi, hes mine!"
Sex God
Beep Beep Beep (Thats my alarm clock going off on a monday morning) 
Sex God
Luv it 
:rotflmao:
:rotflmao: Orgasminator
Quote by foxylady 123
Got to go
The Wifes here!!
OK its six, but men cant usually count.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Hey why am I laughing
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Quote by montmorency
Not now children... :cry: :cry: :cry:
:rotflmao: Boy it cuts me up when my kids say that to me :!: Sex God
"Your organ's small"
Usually followed by:
"I've never played in Cathedral before" (Tried to get it into 3 words but - sod it).
Usually followed by:
"I've never played in Cathedral before" (Tried to get it into 3 words but - sod it).
