The toilet seat saboteur strikes again

5 Aug 2005

Somewhere out there is a twisted pervert who's sabotaging toilet seats. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now this is really scary stuff :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: so don't read on if you're of a nervous disposition! :twisted:
There's someone out there who loosens toilet seats. :shock: :shock:
Yep, and they're following me around 'cos my mum's got one, my gf's got one, I've got one, and half the public loos have got 'em too! :crazy:
It's true. :shock: :shock:
Has anyone else got any experience of anything similar? dunno

:rascal: :rascal:

5 Aug 2005

Carry a tool kit - you do know how to use tools don't you? :twisted: lol

5 Aug 2005

OMG ES I have the same problem :shock: :shock: :shock:
I have someone that has sneaked in and taken copies of my calendar ......... they bide their time and wait - they know I will always be running late and in a panicked rush, they know me that well :shock: :uhoh:
Then just before I leg it out the house in my usual rushed state, they always whip out and syphon off all my petrol :shock: My stalker also wants everyone else to hate me, cos people then get pissed off with me, cos I keep using the same 'out of petrol had to stop and get some' excuse and don't believe me any more. dunno

5 Aug 2005

OMG :shock: That happened to our toilet seat this evening........honestly!.........
is something strange going on??!?
blink

5 Aug 2005

My problems with screwdirvers and spanners. you're on a job (Not that type of job!). You put it down, you haven't moved it's not there.
You search for 10 minutes. it CAN'T ahve gone anywhere. You have to fetch another one. Then when you've finished they've put it back. Right where you looked only twenty minutes ago... But wait... The other one's dissapreared now!

5 Aug 2005

its the easter bunny man! gets so bored waiting to dole out the eggs, so spends the rest of the year on deviant activities such a buggerin up loo seats n such likes and redeems himself each year by dole'n out said eggs to lil kids lol

and to think my shrink said i was perfectly sane muahah Heeeeeeerrrrrressssssssss muff puppet!

5 Aug 2005

prehaps its something like the washing machine monster that eats all the socks
you know you always end up with socks missing.
My toilet seats tend to loosed because of the kids standing on them
lisamarie

5 Aug 2005

ive been stalked and i know what its like
and its very scary
and it was a guy off this site sad

:(
jo x

5 Aug 2005

I'm being stalked by a spider .... the same fecking one must hold the world record for longevity coz I've had 6 cars in the space of 20 years and lived in 4 different houses and the little bugger always manages to find out where I park them and then it moves it's wife n kids into my wing mirrors.

5 Aug 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
I'm being stalked by a spider .... the same fecking one must hold the world record for longevity coz I've had 6 cars in the space of 20 years and lived in 4 different houses and the little bugger always manages to find out where I park them and then it moves it's wife n kids into my wing mirrors.

You're not arachnophobic are you Wishy? Maybe it wants you to be! lol

5 Aug 2005

well hope u lot relise how scarey this is
thanks jo

5 Aug 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
then it moves it's wife n kids into my wing mirrors.

Oh no you gotta do this, it's great fun :bounce: Right, what you gotta do is get a bit of grass, a teeny weeny bit, about a millimetre square, teeny - then drop it on their web :twisted: Tis a day out for me and the kids that, like going to the zoo only cheaper ...... and with less animals :undecided: watching the spider leg it out to grab the catch, hold it, turn it round thinking WTF is that, then chuck it off its nice clean web biggrin

then do it all again - and again ........ and again..... cool

Spider gets a bit bored after about 4 hours tho :undecided:

5 Aug 2005

does that mean im surpose to say who did this to me lol
jo

5 Aug 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
I'm being stalked by a spider .... the same fecking one must hold the world record for longevity coz I've had 6 cars in the space of 20 years and lived in 4 different houses and the little bugger always manages to find out where I park them and then it moves it's wife n kids into my wing mirrors.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I've got one of those too!
Lives in my car's driver's mirror. Watched it the other day shoot from the interior mirror outta my window and on to the wing mirror (which always has a new web on it each morning). Then it disappeared around the edge of the glass and inside the mirror housing! :P
Not sure about my truck though :undecided:
That's got heated wing mirrors so in theory ought to have a veritable nest of the little buggers but I've never seen one yet! lol

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

5 Aug 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
then it moves it's wife n kids into my wing mirrors.

Oh no you gotta do this, it's great fun :bounce: Right, what you gotta do is get a bit of grass, a teeny weeny bit, about a millimetre square, teeny - then drop it on their web :twisted: Tis a day out for me and the kids that, like going to the zoo only cheaper ...... and with less animals :undecided: watching the spider leg it out to grab the catch, hold it, turn it round thinking WTF is that, then chuck it off its nice clean web biggrin

then do it all again - and again ........ and again..... cool

Spider gets a bit bored after about 4 hours tho :undecided:
Just lie down on the couch and tell me aaaalll about it ...... you don't mind if I switch on the tape recorder for training purposes do you?

5 Aug 2005

I've got 2 gallons of petrol and four loo seat going cheap - any offers?

5 Aug 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
I'm being stalked by a spider .... the same fecking one must hold the world record for longevity coz I've had 6 cars in the space of 20 years and lived in 4 different houses and the little bugger always manages to find out where I park them and then it moves it's wife n kids into my wing mirrors.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I've got one of those too!
Lives in my car's driver's mirror. Watched it the other day shoot from the interior mirror outta my window and on to the wing mirror (which always has a new web on it each morning). Then it disappeared around the edge of the glass and inside the mirror housing! :P
Not sure about my truck though :undecided:
That's got heated wing mirrors so in theory ought to have a veritable nest of the little buggers but I've never seen one yet! lol

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I even spent Â£30 on car washes one day trying to drown the little bugger!!... what did it do? ...... came out of it's little poxy web wearing scuba gear!!

5 Aug 2005

Quote by gingerjo-lee
does that mean im surpose to say who did this to me lol
jo

Hi gingerjo, I think this thread is s'posed to be tongue-in-cheek from the outset. If you have a problem with a stalker all I can suggest is bring it to a Mod's attention, which I guess you will have done already.

5 Aug 2005

i know
but when u have had 1 belive me its vey scarey
jo x

5 Aug 2005

i wouldnt mind having a stalker biggrin

any offers? :P

6 Aug 2005

Quote by gingerjo-lee
i know
but when u have had 1 belive me its vey scarey
jo x

I too have been stalked and yes it is scary but this thread is about "avin' a laff".
There is no malice intended, I'm sure......if you're sensitive on this subject, probably best to stay clear of the thread.
smile