the trolls are on me!

5 Apr 2005

I had sent off an email earlier to a radio station about polyamourous relationships and they called me back just as my pc took a nose dive.
"do you want to go on air and talk about the things you put in the email?"
"erm.... what kind of things are you going to ask me?"
"well you mentioned about swinging and an open relationship so the presenter will just talk to you about things along those kinds of lines. Nothing too personal and you don't have to answer if you don't want to."
Hmmm <scratches head and thinks slightly before answering>
Sit and wait forever to log back into sh and check on the shinanigans going on, or chit chat away on the phone.
Me being me chose the latter option soooooo........
I have just been on a radio chat show about polyamourous relationships and talking about swinging and my open relationship with my partner........and guess who was listening to the show while I was rambling .........
.... my dad. :shock: :doh: redface

Gotta laugh. He said there was only one revelation really and that was that I am bi sexual.
That has got to be winner of the "blackhole required immediately" award! :lol:
I'd just like to apologise for the influx of trolls that may follow due to the presenter telling his audience to google search swinging if they want to know more.
Apologies in advance! Oh and if my dad's email address shows up... can we ban him please??? :lol:

5 Apr 2005

Gem, you're a star! kiss

I thought you were gonna say Judy for a minute :grin: :grin:

5 Apr 2005

Haha, eww.
That's so wrong.
What was the radio station?
How come he knows you swing but not that you are bi? That's a bit "the wrong way round" in't it?

5 Apr 2005

He knows I swing cos I went clubbing one night under the guise of going for a drink with my friend "mandy". The problem was I didn't call "mandy" to tell her I was supposed to be out with her and she rang the house for a wee chin wag not realising where I was or anything. rolleyes

First and last time I do that one. redface

Anyway, my dad then paniced and thought something had happened to me en-route.
Once I had returned he sat me down and asked me outright what I was into thinking it was some kind of fetishy thing and it was going to get me harmed. I told him the basics that I had gone to a swingers club for a nosey.
He had suspected as much and closed the conversation with the comment.... whatever you do, DON'T tell your mother!
Being bi..... don't know dunno

Some of my friends from college think I'm a closet lesbian so I don't suppose it's not that hard to miss. :dunno: maybe the people who know me on here could let you in on that one more than I could. :duuno:
Hth.
kiss

BTW, you're not my dad weasling info are you??? ;)

5 Apr 2005

Gem you have to tell dads "Stories only"
It works biggrin

:shock: :shock:
Jas
XXX

5 Apr 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Gem you have to tell dads "Stories only"
It works :shock: :shock:
Jas
XXX

Stories only???
Now, please do enlighten me as I seem to have missed this skill somewhere along the line! lol

5 Apr 2005

Quote by little gem
Being bi..... don't know Some of my friends from college think I'm a closet lesbian so I don't suppose it's not that hard to miss. :dunno: maybe the people who know me on here could let you in on that one more than I could. :duuno:
Hth.

BTW, you're not my dad weasling info are you??? ;)

Hahah, yes, I am princess.....
Sorry. :P
Joking
College? So you're under 40? Wow, makes a change from most the people on here (no offense to anyone!)
I was thinking I was the only 18 year old here. Oh wait, I probably am, you could be a bit older I guess.....? (is it still rude to ask a lady over the net?)

5 Apr 2005

Quote by supermonkeyboy
BTW, you're not my dad weasling info are you??? ;)

Hahah, yes, I am princess.....
Sorry. :P
Joking
All I need now is to borrow a "Jags <slap>" (tm jags) and I'd be a happy bunny! biggrin

Have one of these you naughty man! smackbottom

College? So you're under 40? Wow, makes a change from most the people on here (no offense to anyone!)
I was thinking I was the only 18 year old here. Oh wait, I probably am, you could be a bit older I guess.....? (is it still rude to ask a lady over the net?)

College was over five years ago now. I'm in uni and sat here wondering why on earth I didn't let Neil write my essays in his drunken rambling mode cos it makes more sense than my sober writing (or drunken writing for that matter) ever does. lol

Oh and Judy! I do NOT leave all my kit everywhere.... rolleyes

Make me sound like a tart why dont you! <hummphhhhh>
<sulks>
kiss

Gem. x

5 Apr 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sorry hun but that was priceless lol

Shireen
xxx

6 Apr 2005

OMG....
That is so embarassing. Why didnt you use a made-up name or something?
Was the radio station anything to do with "Talking Sport?, formerly known as "Talking Radio?
And the presenter called James?.

6 Apr 2005

Don't suppose the DJ was a former childrens tv presenter Gem? (AC)?
Its good these things are sometimes out in the open.....but only when your dad is not listening confused

6 Apr 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
gem PLEASE tell me i can download the programme somewhere?
oh to have seen yer dads face! :shock: :eeek: talk about a picture painting a 1000 words! :rotflmao:
n x x x x :P

6 Apr 2005

Quote by little gem
He had suspected as much and closed the conversation with the comment.... whatever you do, DON'T tell your mother!

Well there you go then, it could have been much worse if you mother was listening wink

6 Apr 2005

Only you Gem :doh:
xxxx

6 Apr 2005

Little Gem......your Dad sounds like a really cool guy!

6 Apr 2005

Oooh, you're so brave Gem! cool

After listening to that talk in Manchester last week about polyamory, I joined a poly news group. It would be interesting but it's a US newsgroup and there's so many Jesus lovers on there it's untrue rolleyes

.

6 Apr 2005

Quote by John_Lancs
Don't suppose the DJ was a former childrens tv presenter Gem? (AC)?
Its good these things are sometimes out in the open.....but only when your dad is not listening

Erm, yes it was. If you go to the century fm website they usually have notes of the programme from the night before. They gave me a false name cos I didn't want to use my real one, think they picked it randomly! lol

My dad knows me very well and so recognised my voice almost instantly. He heard the whole interview too!
Talking about seeing my dad face. Once I had got off the phone I opened the living room door to find him stood there in his jim jams with a smiley shocked questioning bemused laughing face on that blatantly said "you've been busted".
I asked if he was outside the door and overheard my conversation to which he replied, No, I heard it on the radio!
Oh.
I was more shocked that my dad listens to the same radio station as me! :lol:
Blue, they mentioned your wibbly fibbly wobbly thingies! I felt dead smart knowing what they were but I wouldnt have had a clue if you hadn't posted about it! See SH is educational afterall! ;)
kiss

6 Apr 2005

oh wow Gem, only you!
Haven't stopped laughing for about 10 mminutes!
Similar to my 'coming out' (as a lesbian/ but actually bisxual) story, in that I was a bit political (ok a lot political) in college/uni and during one particular demostration ended up being filmed and my family seeing it!
I was occupying the stage at the Church of England Synod with Peter Tatchell and various student / gay activists, and they saw it on tv! Oh well, never did do anything quietly!

7 Apr 2005

Ooooh, Gem, you're so bluddy brave - and I'm so bluddy relieved for you kiss

Mike.