The TRUTH about Photo ads

15 Jan 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Oh dear....
It seems Hornybunny.... is not banned

Why would he be banned dunno

That is just dam unfair to other single guys, you should be ashamed of yourself, not everyone on here has the programming skills to cheat the system..
And apart from that, i am sure swinging heaven don't want there bandwidth getting supped up like that if a bunch of people got the same idea..would make the site slower for the rest of us.
I hope the admin team will do something to stop this in the future as quite frankly i am sure not everyone wants to see your add permanently at the top of the list every time they do a search..
You should try to start using the system in a less selfish manor and get to know people through forums and chat!
Shaz
Possibly for cheating the site system :dunno:

15 Jan 2006

Quote by LilMissGullable
Possibly for cheating the site system

Maybe but I think watching a guy making a twat of himself is so much more fun :lol2:

15 Jan 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Possibly for cheating the site system

Maybe but I think watching a guy making a twat of himself is so much more fun :lol2:
Thats one of the things i love about Dawn as a mod, Straight to the point lol

:lol:

15 Jan 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Possibly for cheating the site system

Maybe but I think watching a guy making a twat of himself is so much more fun :lol2:
So is that why you have not banned me wink

phredd :love:

15 Jan 2006

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Possibly for cheating the site system

Maybe but I think watching a guy making a twat of himself is so much more fun :lol2:
So is that why you have not banned me wink

phredd :love:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Good job she don't ban that easily really as i can remember me making a plonker of myself once... But at least i didn't cheat the system smile

Shaz x

15 Jan 2006

Nowt wrong with a bit of self publicity, but isn't auto updating your ad every TWO MINUTES just a little too............... ermmmmmmmmm........... desperate? confused

:? :?
I had never noticed btw rolleyes

15 Jan 2006

some fellas just love to blow their own trumpet.....a usefull trick if you can pull it off......
very self centred.

15 Jan 2006

Some things that turn me of a guy instantly...
a guy that blows his own trumpet..
a guy that loves him self..
a guy that thinks he is more important than others..
a guy that thinks he is better than others..

Quote by easyease
some fellas just love to blow their own trumpet.....a usefull trick if you can pull it off......
very self centred.

Shaz x

15 Jan 2006

Quote by easyease
some fellas just love to blow their own trumpet......

I prefer to blow other fellas trumpets personally lol

15 Jan 2006

Quote by HornyBunny
If you go and have a nosy at my ad (please do), you will see that.... its well written...

I like a challenge, so I did. What did I see?
"Young enough to be viril, old enough to know better :-)"
Hmmm, what, exactly, is "viril"? Any relation to virile, peut-etre?
Hint to all techies: if your English is a little on the wobbly side, try using a spellchecker - or even an old-fashioned support tool called a dictionary! lol

Rather more seriously, and trying to extract some benefit from the funeral-pyre of Hornybunny's reputation, his ad is vastly better than some of the garbage put out by women and couples. If they sharpened up their act, maybe they would not get so many unwanted PMs...?

15 Jan 2006

hehe i like blowin other guys trumpets to bloke, and when i see arrogent ads from men on the ads section i ignore em.
wierd thing is tho bitchy self centred women turn me on....
oh and hellooo from across the county shaz n tony!

15 Jan 2006

Well I don't know why he hasn't been more successful than he already has - living with a porn star an'all rolleyes

He should make more of a feature of that info in his ad lol

16 Jan 2006

Quote by LilMissGullable
Ooooooohhhhh....
hornybunny...didn't have u down as the "look at me" type of guy
How wrong could a girl be!!

42 replies... i'm shocked and horrorified...
sorry for the delay in replying...
LilMiss. we've been on each others MSN .. what.. 4 months now.. something like that.. and i would hope you would know the fact that i am not an ego tripping manic.. but rather someone who wishes to better the world in whatever way possible.... i supose a leader from the back (well thats what works well for me in hiking expedititions

16 Jan 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
hornybunny...didn't have u down as the "look at me" type of guy

I did

To be honest your post almost sounds sarcastic..... I have loads of good acquitainces too from here, including couples that "dont talk to single guys" Perhaps some people dont want it known that they do "talk to single guys" as they would get inundated with emails/PM's etc.... Oh and how nice of you to brag about how many people you have met from the site.... I see discretion is one of your finer points as well :roll:
Shireen
I see overwhelming friendliness as one of your key characteristics...
and.... brag.... Shireen.... its not that many
Discretion... actually i'm chuffing good at this.. do i name names..do i shout from the roof tops....there are people who name names... places.. times and dates.... i merely by this post hoped to say to people... this is what you get from X amount of effort .. let people decide how they use that information

16 Jan 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
Ummm interesting post...I'd seen your ad. and watched you post and always thought 'nice guy'.
Sadly, my opinion had just changed
Rick - I really think you may have 'dug yourself into a hole here'.... and not in a good way :?

So Bloke.. from ONE post your whole opinion has changed.... love to know what the actual reason is.... please dont get swept away with the wave of antamosity to anyone who steps foot away from "the click"
people should be allowed to be different... not kiss ass all the time!

16 Jan 2006

Quote by PoloLady
I agree with Bloke.
I had only seen you posts and (appart from odd comments) thought you might just turn out to be interesting . I have just looked at your ad.- it is reasonable. I can see how it is an improvement on most single guy ads - though it didn't float my boat (horses for courses). But then again, I read your ad AFTER reading this post. So that may have tipped the bias scales before I even looked.
You said this might not have been a good idea - you were right.

Polo... all i can say is thanks for the review... and at the end of the day... self publicing is.. well.. the way forward with any site of this nature.... from dating sites to swinging sites (i do not merge fucking with finding myself a long term partner)

16 Jan 2006

Quote by sleazy
Am I a complete cynic or is anyone else thinking of an old carly simon song right now lol

you'll have to fill me in.. i think that was before my time
*chuckle*

16 Jan 2006

Quote by fem_4_taboo
diesase free ??? reguler tested., ok..... well i have been to a gu clinic and im telling you its not something i would ever do on a regular basis. you sit there for like 7 hours only to put your self through lots of pain.
im not saying testing isnt a good idea if you feel you have taken any risks and to put your mind at ease, but who the hell chooses to get tested regularly?????
maybe im being nieve here , but when i read that i though oh oh, someone haveing risky sex here on a regular basis.
i also think after telling us that you have been cheeting the system to stay at the top alot of guys will now think you off the mark. ( i know we all bump, refresh our adds , but you werent even doing this yourself)
i still say the best way to meet people is through the forums.
my opinion and im sure many will shoot me down in flames.
i like confidence but not ego trippers
xx lou xxxx

SEVEN HOURS!??!?! really...10 mins in the Preston.... in fact anywhere i've been... what PCT are you with... i'd make an official complaint
Oh..... and i find it rather... well... distasteful that JUSt because i say that i am disease free that you ASSUME that i'm going to be participating in risky sex... i even report profiles that advertise "barebacking" as i think that with the situation with STDs in this country that that sort of profile shouldnt be allowed
so... please... no assumptions... until you've asked

16 Jan 2006

Quote by RedHot
On 28th Dec at Hornybunny wrote in LMU :
Hello ha there... thought i'd put a post in here as the ads arent working properly.

So does that mean they were not getting you enough shags, or more of a technical point?
If the former, then if you've had so much success in the last two weeks or so, how come you're sat there bragging about it?
I'm surprised you're not still reading through the thousands of emails you claim to be getting and sorting yourself out with a quick shag :undecided: rolleyes

Tracy-Jayne
Again.. not bragging... bet some people meet that many people in a week not in a couple of months... its hardly bragging...if it was a number 10 times that .. then.. maybe.....
Reason for me asking the quesiton... was a technical one.. not a "not getting enough thing"
tracy...... some of the messages that i have got have BEEN for a quick shag.. on the part of the person emailing me.... so ... if you think that that is what i'm solely out for .. i guess you need to read my ad

16 Jan 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Oh dear....
It seems Hornybunny.... is not banned

Why would he be banned dunno

Well... actually the reason is quite innocent... and i REALLY REALLY must apologise for it (sorry admins... no really)... i had more than 1 ad in a category ... which is fair enough... i was doing a server update (well more a crontab update).. and i un checked the "update SH profile" box.. and.. it re-updated an old profile (its now disabled)
i try not to piss off the admin staff as i know they have tonnes to do on this site.. hence the apology
but... *smile*.. back now

16 Jan 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
That is just dam unfair to other single guys, you should be ashamed of yourself, not everyone on here has the programming skills to cheat the system..
And apart from that, i am sure swinging heaven don't want there bandwidth getting supped up like that if a bunch of people got the same idea..would make the site slower for the rest of us.
I hope the admin team will do something to stop this in the future as quite frankly i am sure not everyone wants to see your add permanently at the top of the list every time they do a search..
You should try to start using the system in a less selfish manor and get to know people through forums and chat!
Shaz

Thanks for that Shaz... and yes..probally it could be seen as cheating the system... but i'm sure people would like to know the benefits of photo ads....there are posts every single day about how can i make mine better.... so... i hoped that this post would do just that...
oh.. and as for bandwidth... it was less than 2k a time... so... bandwidth .. hardly took up any.
I personally... also would prefer something like this to be done.. so that the admin can improve the site... as re-introducing the 4 hour rule is a fantastic idea..(surprised they took it off)..
Basically SnT.... one other reason is that the chatroom killed my PC everytime... the forums were being overrun... (i refer to the post "twaddle" by... think its Lissa.. the hottie on the motorbike)... its really good that people can discuss something... rather than the same old "welcome to the forums" type post.. and get their teeth into something (hopefully not me.. i'm not into that pain thing).. so.. basically.. turned back to the ads..
and on another note... i see certain... *cough*.. people posting the same type of message to get noticed on the boards... why is this any different?
as the french say.. "jewar de vivra" or something like that :-) (although i did get a B at GCSE)
SnT.. i could quite easily have just NOT post this post in and found another way to expolit the system... in one way or another... but... really.. tell you the truth.. cant be arsed... i'd rather go "this needs fixing, this is why.. do it"....
people make their own judgements...even through this forum post someone has got in touch with me..... hey.. each to their own.. whatever floats your body.. just... one word that would sum up.. in my mind.. the key characteristic that people would be lost without
EMPATHY

16 Jan 2006

Quote by bluexxx
Nowt wrong with a bit of self publicity, but isn't auto updating your ad every TWO MINUTES just a little too............... ermmmmmmmmm........... desperate? :? :?
I had never noticed btw

*chuckle*.. not looking in the right categories then... fair play
i could have put it every minute.. but i used this grey matter and 2 minutes and average from the peak and off peak times that a profile header will stay in the "latest updated" page
Research :-)

16 Jan 2006

Quote by easyease
some fellas just love to blow their own trumpet.....a usefull trick if you can pull it off......
very self centred.

Oh.. look.. theres someone jumping on the band wagon... giddy up

16 Jan 2006

Quote by hotrod39
I like a challenge, so I did. What did I see?

Firstly... thanks

Quote by hotrod39
"Young enough to be viril, old enough to know better :-)"
Hmmm, what, exactly, is "viril"? Any relation to virile, peut-etre?
Hint to all techies: if your English is a little on the wobbly side, try using a spellchecker - or even an old-fashioned support tool called a dictionary!

Sorry.. yes.. hand up... spelling was never really one of my strong points.. i'll go change that

Quote by hotrod39
Rather more seriously, and trying to extract some benefit from the funeral-pyre of Hornybunny's reputation, his ad is vastly better than some of the garbage put out by women and couples.

Ta matey x At the end of the day... every ad... every post is a little bit of you... as many many people on this saite say... use the forums.. use the ads.. use the chatroom....but the most important thing is... be yourself...not everyone is....
a great techie
is a supermodel
has a 9inch dick
has a wonderful personality
has a house they can abuse
doenst mind travelling for the right person
is completely open minded when it comes to sexuality
genuine and never lets people down
Yes i know.. and i will hold my hand up.. i do not have a 9 inch dick...but... neither do 99% of the population... some people arent eloquent.... at the end of the day... so what... i dont have all of these... and neither does ANYONE on this site.. but... each and everyone on here has SOME of them... thats what makes them unique.. and thats what makes them important to a site like this

Quote by hotrod39
If they sharpened up their act, maybe they would not get so many unwanted PMs...?

Actually... this is a point that i would really like to spend some time on ....there are no doubt countless profiles.. "we want x... or y" but why do people add on their profile "we have been let down again"... what is it that made them choose THAT person in the first place.... maybe go for people who have a well written ad...
hm.. those with well written ads go for... like well written ads.. then the world is good and happy and we can all go on
As Polo said.. she looked at my profile....it didnt float her boat.. and i respect people for that.. but what people should gather more from that... more than the fact she blew me off faster than a balloon in a hurricane (i love that qutoe)... is that she was... able to make up her mind.. and that is the most important thing.... lots of people put a tiny piddly thing in their profile.. which doesnt really convey who they are.. mine i hope... does.. so.. errr ... there.

16 Jan 2006

What an excellent way of bumping a post count at the same time as replying with more 'trumpet blowing'
You're good I'll give you that much rolleyes

16 Jan 2006

Phew...well... errr enough for one morning.. i need to get to work... piddle!

16 Jan 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
What an excellent way of bumping a post count at the same time as replying with more 'trumpet blowing'
You're good I'll give you that much

Thanks Dawn, much appreciated *kiss*
... main reason... that LilMiss said.. is that.. errrr i was banned and couldnt read or reply to posts... so.. i'm just catching up

16 Jan 2006

Quote by HornyBunny
Thanks Dawn, much appreciated *kiss*

Please don't *kiss* me, I'm rather fussy on who I let that close rolleyes

16 Jan 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids

Thanks Dawn, much appreciated *kiss*

Please don't *kiss* me, I'm rather fussy on who I let that close rolleyes

hahha...Dawn.. there are approximately 300 miles between the pair of us (phew)... so it was a figurative air kiss... i'm sure you can cope with that!?

16 Jan 2006

Dawn... if you move your head slightly... It will fly past ;)