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Sex God
Quote by LilMissGullable
Dawn... if you move your head slightly... It will fly past ;)
lol

Thanks for that LilMiss :lol2:
Sex God
Quote by HornyBunny
Reason for me asking the quesiton... was a technical one.. not a "not getting enough thing"
tracy...... some of the messages that i have got have BEEN for a quick shag.. on the part of the person emailing me.... so ... if you think that that is what i'm solely out for .. i guess you need to read my ad

Welcome to the quick shag club then mate rolleyes We all get those sort of replies. Nothing new in that at all.
And thanks for the offer to read your ad, but I feel I know enough about you already and besides I don't read the ads.
We get enough gen replies to our own to keep us going so there's no need to read any others wink
T-J
Quote by HornyBunny
oh.. and as for bandwidth... it was less than 2k a time... so... bandwidth .. hardly took up any.

2k every 2 mins works out to
60 k per hour 1440 k per day
10,080 about 10 meg a week
not a lot is it
now think of this
you give your program to a few people that give it to a few other and so on
and only just 10 % of the people on this site end up using it
thats about 39'000 people
now times 39'000 by 10 meg and what do you get?
390'000 thats about 390 gig extra a week this website has to give out, and that is if only just 10% of the people got your program
so in the end, the site would have to put prices up to allow for this...
and all just for your program...
now imagine this... 20% was using your program..
or you give other people idea's to write programs?
sorry but in my mind, if you do wish to write a program like this, keep the info to yourself
P.S, correct me if my mathematics are incorrect, i know its 1024k to a meg i think
Shaz
I've not read your ad, HB.
I've seen you around the forum.
I think we may even have been at the same munch on occasion. (Not sure about that one, cos I'm usually far too wobbly to remember everyone redface )
But . . . . . .
From what I've read here, there seems to be a word with which you don't seem too familiar.
Humility.
Please, allow me to patronise you a little, and suggest; if necessary, you go look it up.
Quote by PoloLady
Well I don't know why he hasn't been more successful than he already has - living with a porn star an'all rolleyes
He should make more of a feature of that info in his ad lol

You missed this one in your replies HB. wink
Quote by HornyBunny
So Bloke.. from ONE post your whole opinion has changed.... love to know what the actual reason is.... please dont get swept away with the wave of antamosity to anyone who steps foot away from "the click"
people should be allowed to be different... not kiss ass all the time!

I started to type a reply but couldn't be arsed to be honest so this is as good as it gets..... confused
Sexpert
having spent the last 10 mins reading this , only two words come to mind
grow up
dunno
Sexlightened
Mezagog...................absolutely agree with you.
Horny Bunny just seems to be on a mega ego trip..............well, that's what it looks like from where I am standing. Could be wrong of course.
PM
Sex God
Quote by mezagog
having spent the last 10 mins reading this , only two words come to mind
grow up
dunno

Hehehehehehehe, nice one cool
Quote by HornyBunny

Thanks Dawn, much appreciated *kiss*

Please don't *kiss* me, I'm rather fussy on who I let that close rolleyes
hahha...Dawn.. there are approximately 300 miles between the pair of us (phew)... so it was a figurative air kiss... i'm sure you can cope with that!?
300 miles between Preston and the Midlands??????
Remind me not to come on one of your outings!!!
Mal
just my opinion for what its worth bunny ! i think u just screwed up big time m8!
bad post bad idea an i think its time u hid an let things calm down u may want 2 change ur name 2 confused :shock: just an idea m8 :?
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony

oh.. and as for bandwidth... it was less than 2k a time... so... bandwidth .. hardly took up any.

2k every 2 mins works out to
60 k per hour 1440 k per day
10,080 about 10 meg a week
not a lot is it
now think of this
you give your program to a few people that give it to a few other and so on
and only just 10 % of the people on this site end up using it
thats about 39'000 people
now times 39'000 by 10 meg and what do you get?
390'000 thats about 390 gig extra a week this website has to give out, and that is if only just 10% of the people got your program
so in the end, the site would have to put prices up to allow for this...
and all just for your program...
now imagine this... 20% was using your program..
or you give other people idea's to write programs?
sorry but in my mind, if you do wish to write a program like this, keep the info to yourself
P.S, correct me if my mathematics are incorrect, i know its 1024k to a meg i think
Shaz
Wow.. i'm immpressed with the maths. and yes it is 1024 K in a meg :-)
The one thing i will pull you up on ... is the 10%... just how many off the 390k membership on this site are "live" ie have used this site in the past 3 months.
Also... this isnt a programme that you can run on a windows machine/... its a linux programme so 99% of the people on this site wouldnt be able to run it.... it sits on the server at home.....
and finally.. its more a script than a programme in its own right
oh... and dont worry the information about inner workings of the programme.. and how you extract cookies and replay that cookie through a HTTP post request... will. of course will remember secret
Sexlightened
Probably going to get shot to pieces for this banghead but it seems that Horny Bunny is getting it from both barrels now (with a few being reloaded as well), what started earlier in the thread as a "bet you wish you hadn't started this thread now big head" posts are getting a bit personal now, although he isn't helping himself with the replies I do feel that this is all going to end in tears, whose I don't know.
When in a hole stop digging, there are planty of other threads
Harry
Quote by HornyBunny
I see overwhelming friendliness as one of your key characteristics...

rolleyes
Discretion... actually i'm chuffing good at this.. do i name names..do i shout from the roof tops....there are people who name names... places.. times and dates.... i merely by this post hoped to say to people... this is what you get from X amount of effort .. let people decide how they use that information

:roll:
If you are that "chuffing good at it" then why are you whinging about the lack of replies to your ad?? dunno
Shireen
Warming the Bed
*YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN*
:doh:
This post has gave me a headache!
Anyone in need of medical attention for a gunshot wound to the foot dunno
I have one thing to say... HB, your replies are about as interesting as....
cabbages and poo wink (Scandal started it Miss)
Quote by HornyBunny

oh.. and as for bandwidth... it was less than 2k a time... so... bandwidth .. hardly took up any.

2k every 2 mins works out to
60 k per hour 1440 k per day
10,080 about 10 meg a week
not a lot is it
now think of this
you give your program to a few people that give it to a few other and so on
and only just 10 % of the people on this site end up using it
thats about 39'000 people
now times 39'000 by 10 meg and what do you get?
390'000 thats about 390 gig extra a week this website has to give out, and that is if only just 10% of the people got your program
so in the end, the site would have to put prices up to allow for this...
and all just for your program...
now imagine this... 20% was using your program..
or you give other people idea's to write programs?
sorry but in my mind, if you do wish to write a program like this, keep the info to yourself
P.S, correct me if my mathematics are incorrect, i know its 1024k to a meg i think
Shaz
Wow.. i'm immpressed with the maths. and yes it is 1024 K in a meg :-)
The one thing i will pull you up on ... is the 10%... just how many off the 390k membership on this site are "live" ie have used this site in the past 3 months.
Also... this isnt a programme that you can run on a windows machine/... its a linux programme so 99% of the people on this site wouldnt be able to run it.... it sits on the server at home.....
and finally.. its more a script than a programme in its own right
oh... and dont worry the information about inner workings of the programme.. and how you extract cookies and replay that cookie through a HTTP post request... will. of course will remember secret
IF you read my post carefully it says "or you give other people idea's to write programs?"
they don't need your script at all, your idea may give others idea's get it?
also you will find that more than 1% of people are on linux machines now
also you would find, if someone wanted to use YOUR script i am sure it could quite easily be reversed engineered...
And i only said 10% of members as yes there is quite a few dead accounts, so i thought 10% was a reasonable number to come up with.....
and as for "and how you extract cookies and replay that cookie through a HTTP post request... will. of course will remember secret"
Thats not to hard, maybe for me yeah it is as i don't write html or java or php but like my other 1/2 there is 10s of thousands of people that do and would soon work out your script!
Anyway, i am not going to stress over this, i made my point, if you don't like it then TOUGH!
Shaz
Hmm.. seems to me like lots of you are missing the whole point of the thread.... it is actually one of
"people should use the forums more"...
and.. isnt..
get quick shag.
ego trip
yea i could quite easily have not posted what i did.... but .. after ..how many ... 50+ posts/replies... its given people something to talk about.... something to discuss... which.. at the end of the day is a good thing.. not... as some poeple seem to suggest.... chance to get out the sawn-offs
can someone tell me did he get a shag or not dunno
Quote by farmersboy
can someone tell me did he get a shag or not dunno

:dunno: But he looks like he got fucked.......
Quote by HornyBunny
diesase free ??? reguler tested., ok..... well i have been to a gu clinic and im telling you its not something i would ever do on a regular basis. you sit there for like 7 hours only to put your self through lots of pain.
im not saying testing isnt a good idea if you feel you have taken any risks and to put your mind at ease, but who the hell chooses to get tested regularly?????
maybe im being nieve here , but when i read that i though oh oh, someone haveing risky sex here on a regular basis.
i also think after telling us that you have been cheeting the system to stay at the top alot of guys will now think you off the mark. ( i know we all bump, refresh our adds , but you werent even doing this yourself)
i still say the best way to meet people is through the forums.
my opinion and im sure many will shoot me down in flames.
i like confidence but not ego trippers
xx lou xxxx

SEVEN HOURS!??!?! really...10 mins in the Preston.... in fact anywhere i've been... what PCT are you with... i'd make an official complaint
Oh..... and i find it rather... well... distasteful that JUSt because i say that i am disease free that you ASSUME that i'm going to be participating in risky sex... i even report profiles that advertise "barebacking" as i think that with the situation with STDs in this country that that sort of profile shouldnt be allowed
so... please... no assumptions... until you've asked
ok, im not "with" any clinic,
you say you are disease free , well i think we are all aware that the tests are only reliable if youve taken no risks in the 3 months since your last clear test and have just had another clear test.
and i DID NOT say you were partaking in risky sex because you said ypu were disease free
i said reading that someone is getting tested on a regular basis ( see above about being clear) to feel they are clear then i would think that person was partaking in risky sex. i DID NOT say "you"
i was just saying how i would read that ad, and therfore not reply, i thought you wanted feed back on the ad? or do you feel its beyond accepting advise as its the perfect ad?
in a reply to another members comment you said something again about effort , what effort??? the pc was doing all the bumping.
i will not comment on this thread any more. As with children , sometimes you have to just keep stumm and let them make their own mistakes as they can not see any wrong in their actions.
lou
That is quite possibly the best advert I have ever seen, the guy could sell "SAND TO THE ARABS"
GOOD WORK FELLA
Nuneatonmale
lol
Sex God
This thread really isn't achieving anything other than giving HornyBunny even more attention - thread locked rolleyes