Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

The User Name says it all

last reply
66 replies
2.2k views
9 watchers
0 likes
Hi guys and girls...
I have a bit of a problem. I am 34 years old, and for the past 5 years, I have been trying to find that ever illusive female who really can Deepthroat like they do in the movies. I am rapidly coming to the conclusion that it must be special effects on the films! lol It's not like I am massive or anything... just a normal 7".... but every girl who has boasted that she can do it.... has not been able to sink the lot when it came down to it.
Where oh where do I find a lady who can work this magic?
:P
what you gonna do when you find out the answer?
you'll have to change your user name!
deep throating can happen,
not wanting to slur your name , but are you sure you were clean? a woman or man isnt going to want to go that far if your not imaculately clean down there. also helps if your shaved up. another thing may have been they felt you were pushing them , ie hand on head to forcefull.
like i say maybe none of the above fit, maybe they just lied???
xx fem xx
Yes
but then, I've never measured mine so maybe it only works with little men dunno redface
Thanks for the replys...... Especially you ... and to answer your question... Yes,.. totally clean all over. I am immaculately hygenic...and always insist that any partners I have are too! None seem to have problems giving the head.... its sinking it to the base that no one seems to be able to do..... But hey.... its always fun finding out if it is real or not!!! Can you do it ?
Wasn't he killed off at the end of season one of the X-Files?
oops....wrong kind of Deep Throat!! lol
Erm.......................it's just a matter of taking it down with your head up at the right angle to open your throat in as straight a line as possible, otherwise you'll gag when it touches the back of your throat. wink :wink:
Practice makes perfect! redface surprisedops: :oops:
But can the woman giving the Deepthroat acually breath whilst it is burried all the way in? Maybe I need to find a guy who can do this if no women come forward! lol
Quote by EagerSlut
Erm.......................it's just a matter of taking it down with your head up at the right angle to open your throat in as straight a line as possible, otherwise you'll gag when it touches the back of your throat. wink :wink:
Practice makes perfect! redface surprisedops: :oops:

well sorry to disappoint lol :lol: but i cant do it but as eager suggested its all in the technique
Eager are we going to be fighting over him? lol
as eager said there is a knack to it. Yes i can do it.
It helps if the lady or man giving the head lies on her /his back with head over the end of the bed slightly , that way the throat is in a straight line , which makes deep throating easier for the less experienced.
breathing.... well no i cant, you need to takesa large intake of breath and then cum up for air every so often.
Im sure all the advise you/she/he would need could be found on a web site if you serched.
xxx fem xxx
Quote by IsDeepThroatReal
But can the woman giving the Deepthroat acually breath whilst it is burried all the way in? Maybe I need to find a guy who can do this if no women come forward! lol

Be careful for what you ask for wink ...for it may just happen!!
Quote by fem_4_taboo
Eager are we going to be fighting over him? lol

Naaaah! You can have him first. Break him in gently, eh? :twisted: wink :wink:
:rascal: :rascal:
Quote by EagerSlut
Eager are we going to be fighting over him? lol

Naaaah! You can have him first. Break him in gently, eh? :twisted: wink :wink:
:rascal: :rascal:

bloody hell, if im considered gentle id dread to think how youd treat him , lol
:twisted:
anyhow we dont know where hes from? could all go to the munch and find out if hes reallly got 7 inches and prove were not all lying here
xxx fem xxxx
Quote by fem_4_taboo
bloody hell, if im considered gentle id dread to think how youd treat him , lol
:twisted:
anyhow we dont know where hes from? could all go to the munch and find out if hes reallly got 7 inches and prove were not all lying here
xxx fem xxxx

Hmmmmmmmmm, yep! Could be fun proving it!! :bounce: :bounce: :shock: :shock: redface surprisedops: :oops:
wink :wink: :censored:
sorry slight thread hi jack, but Eager im gutted i can see your dirty pic. sad
and just wanted to say the laybys are especially pretty down here in cornwall. :twisted:
go on you know you want to lol
xxx fem xxx
Quote by fem_4_taboo
sorry slight thread hi jack, but Eager im gutted i can see your dirty pic. sad

Oooooooooooh! The link to Imageshack is broken. :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'll have to ask Kitty to mend it for me. passionkiss
Erm....................it's the same pic as in the SH Calendar 2005 which has a button in the left margin. redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Sorry, hijack over! :P :P
Quote by fem_4_taboo
It helps if the lady or man giving the head lies on her /his back with head over the end of the bed slightly , that way the throat is in a straight line , which makes deep throating easier for the less experienced.

But don't you get his balls in ya eyes that way???
i've had deep throat and it was very nice indeedy!!!!!
lol, yes WM it can happen, but thats fine if there shaved and not swetty lol
i dont have to do DT that way as im more experienced
:twisted:
xx fem xxx
:eeek: Is this a challenge we are supposed to flock to.... :bounce:
Quote by wales_cple
:eeek: Is this a challenge we are supposed to flock to.... :bounce:

It's not compulsory! lol :lol: :lol:
Fun though. :grin: :grin:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by EagerSlut
Erm.......................it's just a matter of taking it down with your head up at the right angle to open your throat in as straight a line as possible, otherwise you'll gag when it touches the back of your throat. wink :wink:
Practice makes perfect! redface surprisedops: :oops:

innocent
Quote by EagerSlut
:eeek: Is this a challenge we are supposed to flock to.... :bounce:

It's not compulsory! lol :lol: :lol:
Fun though. :grin: :grin:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

:twisted: Will add him to my list... :twisted: blast
Quote by EagerSlut
Erm.......................it's just a matter of taking it down with your head up at the right angle to open your throat in as straight a line as possible, otherwise you'll gag when it touches the back of your throat. wink :wink:
Practice makes perfect! redface surprisedops: :oops:

WE ALL KNEW THAT innocent
Quote by Poohbear
Have you Wishmaster??
You jammy fekker..never had the pleasure myself..still waiting for a female to come along who can do it.
Bob

Sod off Bob.... you'll need a lady giraffe to give YOU Deep throat ffs!!!! i seen what he packs .... made me bloody cry in envy I'll tell ya..
Quote by IsDeepThroatReal
But can the woman giving the Deepthroat acually breath whilst it is burried all the way in? Maybe I need to find a guy who can do this if no women come forward! lol

I can do it......
I have two heads.... rotflmao
Quote by wales_cple
But can the woman giving the Deepthroat acually breath whilst it is burried all the way in? Maybe I need to find a guy who can do this if no women come forward! lol

I can do it......
I have two heads.... rotflmao
what at the same time????????
Hi People.... Many thanks for your replys.... It is really interesting reading. So.. it appears that more than just Film Stars can do it.... But where oh where do I need to go to find someone to help me out with this little fantacy??? (Would travel to the ends of the earth for this!!!) lol
Hey Fem.... any time you want to find out if there really is 7" there or not.... let me know.. I will be only too willing to show you! xxx lol
As for you wales..... Methinks a trip to the west might be in order..... I hear Wales is very nice this time of year.... Deep, Dark and Inviting! lol
D x
Quote by IsDeepThroatReal
Hi People.... Many thanks for your replys.... It is really interesting reading. So.. it appears that more than just Film Stars can do it.... But where oh where do I need to go to find someone to help me out with this little fantacy??? (Would travel to the ends of the earth for this!!!) lol
Hey Fem.... any time you want to find out if there really is 7" there or not.... let me know.. I will be only too willing to show you! xxx lol
As for you wales..... Methinks a trip to the west might be in order..... I hear Wales is very nice this time of year.... Deep, Dark and Inviting! lol
D x

I find the real pleasure comes often when least expected ...... if you become obsessed on something you forget the someone.... it's who you are doing it with that should be more important.....feeling comfortable with another person opens more possibilities .....I am a good 7inches,thick, clean and shaved and had DT when I least expected it so know its possible but never asked for it..it's a bit like anal some people are comfortable with it and some are not .. some will experiment ... some need ther right person / time..... would suggest you change your nick as it probably will put more people off than attract.
Thanks for the reply Blake.... I know that a lot of it will be to do with how comfortable the partners are together... However.. I have been in some very long term relationships in my 34 years... and both my partners and I have been VERY comfortable... but none of them have ever managed it all....and not through lack of trying. Maybe there is a good business venture for someone...open up a school to teach women how to do it. Imagine the control that a woman would have over her bloke if she could work magic like that when she wanted!!!??!! biggrin
Quote by IsDeepThroatReal
Thanks for the reply Blake.... I know that a lot of it will be to do with how comfortable the partners are together... However.. I have been in some very long term relationships in my 34 years... and both my partners and I have been VERY comfortable... but none of them have ever managed it all....and not through lack of trying. Maybe there is a good business venture for someone...open up a school to teach women how to do it. Imagine the control that a woman would have over her bloke if she could work magic like that when she wanted!!!??!! biggrin

To state the obvious -all women/ men are different - its nothjing to do with the quality and length of relationship - I guess only a small percentage can / want to do DT. At 45 I have had more opportunities - mine were in short term relationships......