The Welcome Home thread, for those who need it

10 Jun 2006

*parp* :giggle:

10 Jun 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
*parp* :giggle:

was that a fanny fart confused

thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

10 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
only if you can fart with the rest of us
wine, Ma'am?

bunnies - rather ex-bunnies don't fart......I do a good nibble though...got any carrot juice please?

10 Jun 2006

carrot juice?? feckin hell :shock: , would that be bog standard or organic? lol

one carrot juice for the lady :beer:

10 Jun 2006

Quote by Devon1
*parp* :giggle:

was that a fanny fart confused

thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
No it wasn't a fanny fart rotflmao

10 Jun 2006

Honey, I'm home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:giggle:

10 Jun 2006

have a good day dear? :giggle:

11 Jun 2006

Any one got a spare seat or two for bedraggled but still us smile

11 Jun 2006

bedraggled as in the just been shagged and got out of bed look? :twisted:
or just bedraggled and needing TLC?
I should have done a bit more prep work for this.........*runs off to get massage oils* lol

11 Jun 2006

TLC and freedom of speech will work just fine right now,just shagged will probably come in the morning biggrin

11 Jun 2006

Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp paaaaaaaaaaarp parpity parp
lol

11 Jun 2006

TLC and freedom of speech will work just fine right now

I think we can manage that for you two wink

, but no politics. Now, c'mere biggrin

:therethere:
FB ffs, open a bloody window rolleyes

11 Jun 2006

You wanted bubbles!

11 Jun 2006

yes, but not ones that smell like that, jesus rolleyes

11 Jun 2006

My farts smell of roses, I'll have you know lol

11 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird
My farts smell of roses, I'll have you know

mouldy ones on the compost heap?

11 Jun 2006

Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
My farts smell of roses, I'll have you know

mouldy ones on the compost heap?
OI! no, roses that have a nice rosy smell.

11 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird
My farts smell of roses, I'll have you know

mouldy ones on the compost heap?
OI! no, roses that have a nice rosy smell.
They dont stink of "bullshit" then....
FB :bigkiss:
Pebbs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

11 Jun 2006

Goodness me, no. biggrin

11 Jun 2006

Bollox I've missed all the fun again banghead

Sassy jumps into the jacuzzi alone
WTF? confused

There's all popcorn floating in ere ffs ! And WHAT is that smell???? blink

11 Jun 2006

It seems I missed it too.................
Off to the sun deck..............
cool

11 Jun 2006

hello and good morning folks biggrin

11 Jun 2006

Hello and Good Morning all biggrin

11 Jun 2006

I'm glad I missed this last night ! ! !
All this farting - ffs ! ! !
The other week it took me nearly twenty minutes to crawl/hobble upstairs for a tom tit.
But when I eventually got there, it was just a far trump !! !! !!!
And I mean trump ! ! !
Wouldn't have been so bad had it been a rip roaring arse cheek quivering
PPPFFFAAAAAAARPFFFFFFHUMMMMPHA !! !! !! !!
but it was just one of those girly little pfooooof things that you all do in your sleep.
I was so disappointed.
Even she laffed at me cos I felt so feckin cheated by it all ! ! ! !
Welcome home to those that are :thumbup:

11 Jun 2006

:shock: :shock: Blimey
wave

I dunno, you take a leave of absence for a couple of weeks and the security goes all to hell in this place.
right you lot, form an orderly q infront of this desk, passports and entry visas at the ready please.
Dark, I hope you frisked this lot before you let them in rolleyes

and wtf is the sarge :shock: :shock:
might have to site him for derilection of duty lol

ok, sheddy, u check the paperwork, I'll conduct the strip searches :twisted:
rotflmao

WB peeps

:smoke:

:cheers: :thumbup: innocent

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
Dark, I hope you frisked this lot before you let them in
ok, sheddy, u check the paperwork, I'll conduct the strip searches :twisted:

Oh buggger, I forgot about the frisking redface

form an orderly queue folks, its better I get to you before Pete does biggrin

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
ok, sheddy, u check the paperwork, I'll conduct the strip searches :twisted:

Sodding typical, give the apprentice all the paper work to do whilst the old hand gets the cushy job confused

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire

Dark, I hope you frisked this lot before you let them in
ok, sheddy, u check the paperwork, I'll conduct the strip searches :twisted:

Oh buggger, I forgot about the frisking redface

form an orderly queue folks, its better I get to you before Pete does biggrin

I haven't been away anywhere but can I get frisked by you all the same Darkfire wink

11 Jun 2006

:rascal: thought you'd never ask :twisted:

11 Jun 2006

I went to the loo but I'm back now, can I be frisked :rascal:

Are you sure?