The wonderful world of Cocks

26 Apr 2007

OK - so I'm stuck in hotel in the back of beyond - bored stiff.
I retire to my room before logging on (snailnet - it is mid Wales after all) and decide that I want to pee.
Now the one thing this hotel has got right is the strategic location of the mirrors (God I wish Angelica was here).
So as I go in fer a pee I 'catch sight' of me willie.
It suddenly strikes me - what a wonderful thing cocks are.
There it is poking out of me flies - relieving me bladder. Then the wonder of willies struck me!
I mean where did it come from?
How come it gets stiff in all manner of situations?
Why do some like to fondle and suck it?
Why do I always feel I have a friend when he's looking at me when I have him in my hand (eal emotional moment there).
Why (in a certain light) does it look so magnificent?
So I throw out to all you girlies who abhor cock pics - how can you reject such a remarkable and magnificent beast as our cocks?
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26 Apr 2007

I;ve said it before and i'll say it again, its mother natures best invention by far.

26 Apr 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
I;ve said it before and i'll say it again, its mother natures best invention by far.

i believe the Vagina was/is mother natures best invention...closely followed by C-Cup breasts!

26 Apr 2007

Thank you guys - but I wonder what the girlies think.
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26 Apr 2007

Quote by westerross
So I throw out to all you girlies who abhor cock pics - how can you reject such a remarkable and magnificent beast as our cocks?

A real live and lively cock can be a bringer of great joy which is the real reason why men are still tolerated!
A cock shot is something different completely. :dry: Especially when the bloke is holding a can of coke next to it to compare sizes!
rolleyes

:roll:

26 Apr 2007

Quote by westerross
OK - so I'm stuck in hotel in the back of beyond - bored stiff.
Literally? :giggle:
I retire to my room before logging on (snailnet - it is mid Wales after all) and decide that I want to pee.

Nothing to do with all the wine, of course!
Now the one thing this hotel has got right is the strategic location of the mirrors (God I wish Angelica was here).
Just Angelica? :rascal:
So as I go in fer a pee I 'catch sight' of me willie.
You mean you stopped and had a good look at it - that's what all men do when presented with a mirror innit?
It suddenly strikes me - what a wonderful thing cocks are.
There it is poking out of me flies - relieving me bladder. Then the wonder of willies struck me!
I mean where did it come from?
Biology lesson, Choony?
How come it gets stiff in all manner of situations?
Can't imagine
Why do some like to fondle and suck it?
Ermmmmm
Why (in a certain light) does it look so magnificent?
Because they all do, given the right light!
So I throw out to all you girlies who abhor cock pics - how can you reject such a remarkable and magnificent beast as our cocks?
Reject? Huh?
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:giggle:

26 Apr 2007

Quote by Jags
A cock shot is something different completely. :dry: Especially when the bloke is holding a can of coke next to it to compare sizes!
:roll:

Or putting it in a pint glass!

26 Apr 2007

Quote by Jags

So I throw out to all you girlies who abhor cock pics - how can you reject such a remarkable and magnificent beast as our cocks?

A real live and lively cock can be a bringer of great joy .....
Just to let you all know that I am here to be a bringer of great joy.
God I need summat - I've never seen so much grey hair in me life!!!!!
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26 Apr 2007

Quote by westerross
God I need summat - I've never seen so much grey hair in me life!!!!!
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I toldyou to stay away from the mirrors! :giggle:
bolt

Sorry honey, love ya really kiss

26 Apr 2007

Quote by Freckledbird

A cock shot is something different completely. :dry: Especially when the bloke is holding a can of coke next to it to compare sizes!
:roll:

Or putting it in a pint glass!
Or holding a ruler next to it.
Or holding a video next to it.
Or holding a can of Lynx next to it.
dunno

:dunno:

26 Apr 2007

Quote by Jags

A cock shot is something different completely. :dry: Especially when the bloke is holding a can of coke next to it to compare sizes!
:roll:

Or putting it in a pint glass!
Or holding a ruler next to it.
Or holding a video next to it.
Or holding a can of Lynx next to it.
dunno

:dunno:
Damn - what's left? :dunno: :giggle:
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26 Apr 2007

Quote by Jags

So I throw out to all you girlies who abhor cock pics - how can you reject such a remarkable and magnificent beast as our cocks?

A real live and lively cock can be a bringer of great joy which is the real reason why men are still tolerated!
A cock shot is something different completely. :dry: Especially when the bloke is holding a can of coke next to it to compare sizes!
rolleyes

:roll:
I agree.. One can is just pure Tack cool

26 Apr 2007

and there was me sitting in the garden drinking aglass of wine and thinking Choon's up the other end of the country he should be here having a romantic night with me. sad

So I come on Sh and there he is going on about his cock which Imust say Ilove almost as much as he does biggrin

:D but at the moment I'm in romantic mode so would anyone like to join me with a glass of beautiful Italian red wine as a ROMANTIC prelude to confused

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:D :P

26 Apr 2007

Quote by Angelica
and there was me sitting in the garden drinking aglass of wine and thinking Choon's up the other end of the country he should be here having a romantic night with me. So I come on Sh and there he is going on about his cock which Imust say Ilove almost as much as he does :D but at the moment I'm in romantic mode so would anyone like to join me with a glass of beautiful Italian red wine as a ROMANTIC prelude to : :D :P

Oi - yer not supposed to be drinking all the Italian red before the weekend - stop right now!! lol

26 Apr 2007

Quote by Angelica
..... a glass of beautiful Italian red wine as a ROMANTIC prelude to : :P

Aha - carry on drinking gel! Hehe!
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26 Apr 2007

Quote by westerross
..... a glass of beautiful Italian red wine as a ROMANTIC prelude to : :P

Aha - carry on drinking gel! Hehe!
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She didn't say with you! :giggle: