the worst replyed uv ever had

2 May 2006

Thought i had deleted the email but funnily enough i didn't confused

and i got it wrong on my last post.......
i want to put my big 10inch cock up ur oozing pussy and i want u to make sheep noises while i lick yr arse hole
That was the whole email. Never replied and to be honest don't think you can dunno

2 May 2006

Quote by Mal
Got this one last week -
How would you like me to suck you off while your naked wife directs and plays with her wet pussy then we spit roast her ?

My reply?

How does 'fuck off' sound?

The funny thing is, though, if we did jump up and down with glee at having such a charming guy contact us and be absolutely gagging to take him up on his kind offer, he would have blown his chances as he hasn't checked his PM's for nearly a week!!! :shock:
Mal
wink

(and before anyone gets arsey about 'naming and shaming' - that's not his name!)
Mal - you have a PM :wink:

2 May 2006

my favourite so far had me wondering about "my reply" but then realised it was my autoresponse to his wink lol

Quote by stupidly illiterate
Hi,
Thanks for the reply, sorry about the wink I know they are impersonal but sometimes they are quicker than a full mail.
I looked at your profile & loved your photo, however you are looking for bi-females & not a nice feller like me.
If you would like to chat some time or fancy some male friendship then drop me a line. ****** at AOL dot COM
Good luck & maybe weâ€™ll chat some day

:roll: :roll:

2 May 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
Got this one last week -
How would you like me to suck you off while your naked wife directs and plays with her wet pussy then we spit roast her ?

My reply?

How does 'fuck off' sound?

The funny thing is, though, if we did jump up and down with glee at having such a charming guy contact us and be absolutely gagging to take him up on his kind offer, he would have blown his chances as he hasn't checked his PM's for nearly a week!!! :shock:
Mal
wink

(and before anyone gets arsey about 'naming and shaming' - that's not his name!)
Mal - you have a PM :wink:
................now there's a surprise!! lol

2 May 2006

Quote by flidais-media
PS When we decide to 'take' one of the 'straight' guys, we'll think of you if we need any help :twisted:

Form an orderly queue behind me please! innocent

2 May 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
Hi, I am a bi sexual 26 year old and like your ad. I would like you two to come all over my face and treat me like a cock sucking bitch. I am totally straight but like cock...

WTF?

I've had these before as well - I like the ones where the guy is "straight" because whilst he may be happy sucking, taking it from behind etc etc, he's not into kissing.
Oh well that's ok then. Glad we're sorted on that one.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Also, why do I attract the no profile information, no picture ("because someone might recognise my badly photographed out-of-focus meat and two veg"), can't accommodate, can't travel ones who can only meet "within the next 10 minutes" or "at precisely 2:43 on Tuesday afternoon"?
:dunno:

2 May 2006

the night out with a bunch of pals photo with"thats me in the white t shirt" springs to mind!!!!!!

2 May 2006

The one that springs to mind recently is this
"being from the countryside........I bet you could ride me like Seabiscuit"
Hmm. rolleyes

2 May 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
worst reply we have had was from a guy...
it read
"wanna come and watch while i try to turn your husband bi" :shock:
My other 1/2 is straight
Shaz x

... Shaz - you said you wouldn't tell - how indiscreet :shock: wink

I'm sure I've sent one like that to Dawn, Shireen, LadyFeeBee, NWC, gingerjo-lee... to name but a few :rascal:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
That wasn't really you was it? :shock:
was a few months ago we got that now, if it was you then soz lol
Shaz x

2 May 2006

Quote by DeviousLiasons
worst reply we have had was from a guy...
it read
"wanna come and watch while i try to turn your husband bi" :shock:
My other 1/2 is straight
Shaz x

But what was your answer Tony dunno

:lol: :lol:
Tony wasn't impressed at all, he said he would rather castrate himself with 2 bricks :shock:
Shaz x

Ouch ! :shock:
Shaz x

2 May 2006

just wondering your opinions as to whether these beauties come from paying members?
if they do..... theyre rude AND fckin stupid........

3 May 2006

the worst reply i've ver had, and i get it frequently; is .........................
NO ! ! ! ! !

3 May 2006

well a guy has just messaged me saying.....
help......i don't think i've set myself up right
please can u message me to check i can get messages!
i mean seriously, how blonde does he think i am!

3 May 2006

Well, how about the one we got earlier today (in response to our request for a lift to Cardiff from Chams on Friday)
It purported to be from a fem saying that 'her husband' would be happy to pick us up from the club if he could watch us playing in the back of the car????? confused

Replied it was a lift we were after not the chance to put on a show!!!! rolleyes

4 May 2006

And now another one with someone asking, again in reply to our Chams message, if they can 'escort' me to Chams.
Why can't people read what is being asked..anyone who knows me, and particularly Media, know the last thing we need is anyone to 'escort' us to a club wink

:lol: :lol:

4 May 2006

Happy to see none of mine are on here, give it time redface

4 May 2006

Quote by flidais-media
And now another one with someone asking, again in reply to our Chams message, if they can 'escort' me to Chams.
Why can't people read what is being asked..anyone who knows me, and particularly Media, know the last thing we need is anyone to 'escort' us to a club :lol: :lol:

check out my profile i get one of them daily. everyone wants me to hold their hand when they go into a club for the 1st time. I dont fancy sitting outside a club being stood up while everyone else is in there having a good time. whats so frightening about a club? its just like any other nightclub/pub inside......most clubs will show you around free of charge b4 u decide if you want to become a member. you just goto the club & say im new can you show me inside b4 i decide whether to join or not

4 May 2006

Quote by lets_kiss
check out my profile ....................

- sorry. i thought that was an instruction surprised

ops:

4 May 2006

Quote by lets_kiss
And now another one with someone asking, again in reply to our Chams message, if they can 'escort' me to Chams.
Why can't people read what is being asked..anyone who knows me, and particularly Media, know the last thing we need is anyone to 'escort' us to a club :lol: :lol:

check out my profile i get one of them daily. everyone wants me to hold their hand when they go into a club for the 1st time. I dont fancy sitting outside a club being stood up while everyone else is in there having a good time. whats so frightening about a club? its just like any other nightclub/pub inside......most clubs will show you around free of charge b4 u decide if you want to become a member. you just goto the club & say im new can you show me inside b4 i decide whether to join or not
Agreed, if someone is too worried to go to a club on their own (and like you say the staff will show newbies around beforehand) then you probably shouldn't be thinking of going to one rolleyes

4 May 2006

Quote by flidais-media
Agreed, if someone is too worried to go to a club on their own (and like you say the staff will show newbies around beforehand) then you probably shouldn't be thinking of going to one

what an absolutely ridiculous point of view :shock:
you're fully entitled to it, but dunno

what was this thread about again ?

4 May 2006

Have to agree, I wouldn't dream of going to a new club on my own, regardless of how nice the staff are.
H.x

4 May 2006

Oh - that was it .........

Quote by joel_tudor
whaty is worst or funnyist of stupidest reply to ur ad uv had mine has to be a guy who said hi only 210 miles away wanna come suck my cock u dirty cunt
(oh yeah like iam gonna travel 210 miles to come see u )

4 May 2006

Quote by dambuster

Agreed, if someone is too worried to go to a club on their own (and like you say the staff will show newbies around beforehand) then you probably shouldn't be thinking of going to one

what an absolutely ridiculous point of view :shock:
you're fully entitled to it, but dunno

a bit OTT. redface

what was this thread about agian ?
Ok, it was a bit extreme but, to be honest, I was thinking more of the random single males who are contacting us here, rather than couples/singles who go with people they know already.
Can see that it would be good to meet up with people you know already in a club, but trying to get someone else, who you also don't know, to show you round doesn't seem much different than the staff at the club showing you round.
Hope that explains more what I meant? Sorry, the previous post was OTT surprised

ops:

4 May 2006

Quote by flidais-media
......................... but trying to get someone else, who you also don't know, to show you round doesn't seem much different than the staff at the club showing you round.

oh c'mon.
that's so obviously a "line" even a deaf bird would hear it.
i actually think it's more imaginative than some i've heard given, and many more i've had related to me - even more so than some i've used myself redface

4 May 2006

Quote by dambuster
......................... but trying to get someone else, who you also don't know, to show you round doesn't seem much different than the staff at the club showing you round.

oh c'mon.
that's so obviously a "line" even a deaf bird would hear it.
i actually think it's more imaginative than some i've heard given, and many more i've had related to me - even more so than some i've used myself redface

Course, it's a bloody line, which is why I posted it on this thread. Especially as it was sent to a couple(not a single fem, which is what he seemed to think) who were merely asking for a lift home from the club wink

4 May 2006

I realise this is deviating from the thread but, if I were to frequent clubs I'd much rather a guy came up to me and asked to be shown round, have a chat, break the ice etc, than come up to me, grab my arse and say 'suck this luv'. My own personal view, ok back to the thread.
Worst reply I've had was from a guy who'd obviously written a standard reply, 3 pages of 'what he'd want to do'. Which had no relation at all to what I had in my ad, I think someone replying in one line 'nice ad' or 'liked your profile' is better than that (at a push).
H.x

4 May 2006

Quote by H-x
I realise this is deviating from the thread but, if I were to frequent clubs I'd much rather a guy came up to me and asked to be shown round, have a chat, break the ice etc, than come up to me, grab my arse and say 'suck this luv'. My own personal view, ok back to the thread.
Worst reply I've had was from a guy who'd obviously written a standard reply, 3 pages of 'what he'd want to do'. Which had no relation at all to what I had in my ad, I think someone replying in one line 'nice ad' or 'liked your profile' is better than that (at a push).
H.x

In respect to your first paragraph, if I was a single fem in a club I would 100% agree with you..a much nicer approach (my only real reason for posting was the fact that a guy had totally misread what I was asking for and was, obviously, pulling a fast one) wink

It doesn't seem to happen so much here but on another site we are on we get no end of emails that, as you say, are obviously standard and sent to us (a couple) when they are clearly written with single fems in mind. Some people rolleyes

4 May 2006

Quote by H-x
Worst reply I've had was from a guy who'd obviously written a standard reply, 3 pages of 'what he'd want to do'. Which had no relation at all to what I had in my ad, I think someone replying in one line 'nice ad' or 'liked your profile' is better than that (at a push).
H.x

Nice ad
AND
liked your profile.
a guy can try can't he bolt

4 May 2006

Could be worse, you could have winked biggrin

H.x

4 May 2006

I've got no winks left for today redface