My 'contribution' to a discussion in my Philosophy A level class was to ask what made humans more than mere orgasms. <sigh>
Years ago in the hairdressers' I asked for a blow job instead of a blow wave.
Doing a crossword with my 77 year old mum, gave her a clue...... 6 letter word, hy***n, punctuation mark.
Her answer? Is it Hymen? Fall off settee laughing, mum looking a bit confused.
In a meeting of the Senior Management Team at work. I was talking about the UNIX team only it came out slightly wrong....it came out as Eunuchs team.
:doh:
Probably very apt really for a team that couldn't say no to anyone...but it was a little embarassing.
Mr Classy
just a fortnight ago on grand national,i asked my mate if he has any tits on the final race...
When i was in my teens, my mum had 2 american guests to dinner. Picture the scene, both my middle-aged parents and their middle-aged America friends, then my 15 year old self and my best friend all sat round the table in a suburban dining room in Surrey.
My parents and their friends were swapping tales of their various travels, and got on to talking about travel vacinations and then onto the tops of injections as a whole.
The husband of the American pair became very animated, talking about his frail old grandmother who had come into contact with cholera and been given an emergency vacination.
"and guess where they stuck the needle ?"
he cried, excitedly. "where!" we asked
He pointed downwards in a dramatic gesture and exclaimed
"right in her fanny !"
there was a moment of shocked silence as our British minds asked, did he really just say "fanny" at the dinner table, and then we laughed uncontrolably for about 15 mins.
A rare occasion of something GAINING in translation lol
