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There are no spoons!

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Seeing Pololady's sig reminded me of last weekend. I went off to the Notts munch leaving my house and cats in the capable hands of my 16 year old ( :doh: ) and I allowed him to have a few mates over for a movie fest ( the porn was safely locked away I hasten to add wink ) He was warned that certain rooms were strictly out of bounds and to leave my house as clean and tidy as it was when I left.
I came home to find there was nothing broken, he'd done all the washing up and even emptied the bins ( no doubt to hide the empty 'pop' bottles rolleyes ) He'd even polished my laminate flooring................ with Mr Sheen :shock:
Even more disturbing was the fact that nearly all my spoons have vanished ! :shock: WTF ????? blink Is one of his mates a spoon collecting klepto?? Is this a new fetish that I know nothing about??
So, it's official ! THERE IS NO SPOON !
Unknown User
Ahh the things teenage boys get up to with spoons. (warmed of course redface )
Warmer
Sex God
I always keep a spare set hidden for just such an eventuality
my lad has a habit of chucking themm in the bin with his empty yogurt pot
Garfield1
Sex God
Nope theres a national spoon theif about cause hes nicked mine as well even the ones i nicked from the hotel :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by keeno
Ahh the things teenage boys get up to with spoons. (warmed of course redface )

ummmmm tell me more ??
Steve
Sex God
Quote by splendid33
Ahh the things teenage boys get up to with spoons. (warmed of course redface )

ummmmm tell me more ??
I dont think an open forum is the best place :shock:
blueeyes6969
Sexpert
Maybe he's starting up a spoon band and need them for practice !
I've got some spare ones left over from xmas if that's any help. They come in packs of 100 , nice shade of white and are only 87p from a local wholesaler. P&P free !
Unknown User
Quote by blueeyes6969
Maybe he's starting up a spoon band and need them for practice !
I've got some spare ones left over from xmas if that's any help. They come in packs of 100 , nice shade of white and are only 87p from a local wholesaler. P&P free !

Hunni, there are plenty of things I'd like to get from you :twisted:
Plastic spoons aren't one of them confused
swing_fun_cpl
Casanova
Your lucky its just your spoons :!: i have to buy a new 24 peice cutlery set ever couple of months because it slowly or not so slowly disappears :shock: but it is always the spoons that go first.
Nicky
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Quote by splendid33
Ahh the things teenage boys get up to with spoons. (warmed of course redface )

ummmmm tell me more ??
Oh come you know.
I was never that good, I could only manage a teaspoon but I once managed a desert spoon. But I had a mate who could always use a wooden spoon. Honest. I don't know how he did it.
Unknown User
Quote by keeno
Ahh the things teenage boys get up to with spoons. (warmed of course redface )

ummmmm tell me more ??
Oh come you know.
I was never that good, I could only manage a teaspoon but I once managed a desert spoon. But I had a mate who could always use a wooden spoon. Honest. I don't know how he did it.
ummm I don't know.... my "experience" of men is very new... and certainly hasn't covered anything to do with youthful exuberance or whatever....
am I being dense ? surprisedops:
I have PM'd someone to tell me.. cos I feel sure that it is really rude.. but I just aint getting it.
blueeyes6969
Sexpert
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Maybe he's starting up a spoon band and need them for practice !
I've got some spare ones left over from xmas if that's any help. They come in packs of 100 , nice shade of white and are only 87p from a local wholesaler. P&P free !

Hunni, there are plenty of things I'd like to get from you :twisted:
Plastic spoons aren't one of them confused
It was great to finally meet you and not sure spoons were part of the conversation but think we were heading more towards a good fork or two redface
Unknown User
Quote by splendid33
Ahh the things teenage boys get up to with spoons. (warmed of course redface )

ummmmm tell me more ??
Oh come you know.
I was never that good, I could only manage a teaspoon but I once managed a desert spoon. But I had a mate who could always use a wooden spoon. Honest. I don't know how he did it.
ummm I don't know.... my "experience" of men is very new... and certainly hasn't covered anything to do with youthful exuberance or whatever....
I have PM'd someone to tell me.. cos I feel sure that it is really rude.. but I just aint getting it.
am I being dense ? surprisedops:
It's a boy thing, are you sure girls don't do it? Tthe trick is to have a warm spoon. I always held mine in my sweaty palm before I started. I cold spoon just doesn't work and is uncomfortable. :oops:
Unknown User
Quote by blueeyes6969
Maybe he's starting up a spoon band and need them for practice !
I've got some spare ones left over from xmas if that's any help. They come in packs of 100 , nice shade of white and are only 87p from a local wholesaler. P&P free !

Hunni, there are plenty of things I'd like to get from you :twisted:
Plastic spoons aren't one of them confused
It was great to finally meet you and not sure spoons were part of the conversation but think we were heading more towards a good fork or two redface
Oh I do like a good stab in the dark :twisted:
Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by splendid33
Ahh the things teenage boys get up to with spoons. (warmed of course redface )

ummmmm tell me more ??
Oh come you know.
I was never that good, I could only manage a teaspoon but I once managed a desert spoon. But I had a mate who could always use a wooden spoon. Honest. I don't know how he did it.
ummm I don't know.... my "experience" of men is very new...and certainly hasn't covered anything to do with youthful exuberance or whatever....
am I being dense ? surprisedops:
I have PM'd someone to tell me.. cos I feel sure that it is really rude.. but I just aint getting it.
Stormy settles down in his bath chair for a nice afternoon him.
lol
Unknown User
Quote by Warmer
I always keep a spare set hidden for just such an eventuality
my lad has a habit of chucking themm in the bin with his empty yogurt pot

My lot do that too.
Louise xx
Unknown User
Our spoons always end up in the bin along with the empty yoghurt pots via one 14 yr old daughter! rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by keeno
It's a boy thing, are you sure girls don't do it? Tthe trick is to have a warm spoon. I always held mine in my sweaty palm before I started. I cold spoon just doesn't work and is uncomfortable. redface

You are going to shatter all my kinky illusions here and tell me you're talking about balancing spoons on your nose, aren't you? rolleyes
Waits, hoping there is a much better explanation to come!
Fee
XX
Sarah
Sex God
Sassy
I have found your spoons! lol :lol:
I saw then on ITV last night, during a yoghurt they were marching toward the yoghurt!
:giggle: