There was a young lady

4 Nov 2003

Hi everyone biggrin

a bit bored and came up with this;
There was a young lady from Munt
Who had an enormous shunt
As it transpired the engine backfired
And the gearbox went right up her front

5 Nov 2003

Here are a few more groaners.........
There was a young plumber from Leigh
Who was plumbing his girl with great glee
She said stop your plumbing
I think someone's coming
Said the plumber I know -- "its me"!
A kinky young girl from Coleshill
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.
There was a young fellow from Harrow
Who had one as big as a marrow
He said to his tart
Try this for a start.
My balls are outside on a barrow.
There was a young girl from Hitchen
Who was scratching her crutch in the kitchen
Her mother said "Rose,
Its crabs I suppose?".
Rose said "bollocks, get on with
your knitting"
There was a young girl from Devizes
Who had tits of differing sizes
One was quite small
Almost nothing at all.
But the other was big and won prizes.
There was a young lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Within half an hour
Her tits were a-flower
And her bum was all covered in weeds

5 Nov 2003

Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty Dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Bent the bitch over and fucked her again.
errrr,.... hope the language use is allowed redface

Mary had a little sheep,each night with it she did sleep,
Until she found it was a ram, now mary has a little lamb!
Corny, but i've got sooooooooooooo many thousands of different versions!!
Wont bore you though unless you want a few more confused

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kkitty xx