They DO exist!!

5 Oct 2004

Just got an IM from a single bi-female (!) who'd responded to our ad, and she invited Vix & I over for dinner on Saturday!! :shock:
I'm still asleep and this is all a dream, isn't it? At least it wasn't the "thatched house racing" one again... rolleyes

~Reese!

5 Oct 2004

OMG!
When you wake up let us all know how good a dream it was lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

5 Oct 2004

Normally I'd give you good odds it's a single guy who's hoping you won't mind when you turn up and find he's got the wrong type of genitals, but if she's cooking dinner then she must be genuine. Wow. ;)

5 Oct 2004

It's a lie....
She's really a journalist. :uhoh: :eeek: :scared:
RUN NOW, WHILE YOUR PRIVACY'S STILL INTACT ......... bolt

*easy gets dragged off by two female nurses ( WHAT??? this is my delusion and I can have nurses if I want :twisted: :rascal smile

who need to give him his medicine.*

5 Oct 2004

Reese,
Blimey!!!
...and you're probably going to win the lottery next week too!
Well done! (I hope it's all for real!) :thumbup:

5 Oct 2004

Quote by phil_osopher
Well done! (I hope it's all for real!) :thumbup:

So do I!! I mean.. night off from cooking and all.... marv.

5 Oct 2004

Well, Reese, yes, seems like heaven has smiled on you.
And if it is a journalist, well, they shag too y'know. Just be sure to get a couples of clear closeup pix.
And insist of three courses, minimum.
TKH

5 Oct 2004

Good luck Reese , hope it is,nt a dream...or at least one that comes true !!!!
wink

5 Oct 2004

There is a God

5 Oct 2004

Indeed. She's 22 years old, busty, intelligent, watches 'Stenders, and even offered to procure a "supplemental" bi-male for the evening! :shock:
~Reese! surprised

5 Oct 2004

Quote by Reese
Indeed. She's 22 years old, busty, intelligent, watches 'Stenders, and even offered to procure a "supplemental" bi-male for the evening! :shock:
~Reese!

God is???

5 Oct 2004

Don't forget to take the address of our ad with you Saturday... You know you've got to share don't you????? :P :P :P
Great news!!!!

5 Oct 2004

My god :shock: There is hope for us yet - whats the secret wink

Is it actually living near a populated area by any chance lol
Mr stellaa !

5 Oct 2004

Quote by devil_in_part
Don't forget to take the address of our ad with you Saturday... You know you've got to share don't you????? :P :P :P
Great news!!!!

5 way share? You know Reese said she was busty?.. she would have enough for all 4 of us, and some to spare!! silly

hwoar:

5 Oct 2004

Poor love, she wouldn't know what hit her...

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

15 Oct 2004

Hi Reese do we have an update? - I'm dying to know what happened lol

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Reese
Indeed. She's 22 years old, busty, intelligent, watches 'Stenders, and even offered to procure a "supplemental" bi-male for the evening! :shock:
~Reese!

Well what can i say!. ...you deserve it kiss

.....now do you like your eggs sunny side sunny side down!

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Redbird
Hi Reese do we have an update? - I'm dying to know what happened

Well...
She messaged us the day before to say that she'd seriously injured her ankle and was totally immobile. We all figured the "date" was off, until she called the following day whilst Vix & I were having our tea - seeing as we wouldn't have anyone cooking for us that night sad

- and asked if we wanted to come by anyway for a visit. And, despite her hobbling around with great difficulty, she'd made a banoffee pie (bless her)! :lickface:
We sat, talked, drank and ate for hours. For being the tender age of 22, she was quite experienced in the swing scene and even promised to take us on a "field trip" to London to experience a fetsh club there (Vix & I had never considered this before, but her description made us far more comfortable with the idea). She was friendly, forward, intelligent and articulate...and the time just flew by. On the way back to our car, Vix mentioned that it was a good thing we left when we did, as she couldn't have lasted much longer without "getting naughty" (and, to be fair, this probably would have resulted in serious injury to our already-infirm hostess).
Chatting with her later via IM, she mentioned that she'd gone to A&E the next day and that it turned out to be only a bad sprain. She also revealed how much she fancied the two of us - and we expressed that the feeling was mutual - so we set up a "2nd date" for this Saturday! biggrin

Trouble is, Vix has her flu jab this afternoon, so she doesn't know how well she'll be feeling on the morrow. Hopefully, all will be well, and we'll get to enjoy a bit more than a polite social engagement this time! ;)
...wish us luck!!
~Reese! surprised

15 Oct 2004

Quote by roger743
Normally I'd give you good odds it's a single guy who's hoping you won't mind when you turn up and find he's got the wrong type of genitals, but if she's cooking dinner then she must be genuine. Wow. ;)

Are you suggesting single guys can't cook? I'll have you know my *uck with all the trimmings is legendary! rotflmao

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Are you suggesting single guys can't cook? I'll have you know my *uck with all the trimmings is legendary!

Oi!!!! Me and Alex are still waiting for our legendary *uck!!!!!!!!! :bounce:
Misschief - hoping Ice hasn't got legend and myth mixed up :undecided:

15 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Are you suggesting single guys can't cook? I'll have you know my *uck with all the trimmings is legendary!

Oi!!!! Me and Alex are still waiting for our legendary *uck!!!!!!!!! :bounce:
Misschief - hoping Ice hasn't got legend and myth mixed up :undecided:
It's an open invitation; any time you're both free, my schedule is flexible. kiss

(Please excuse the hijack, Reese smile

)

15 Oct 2004

Reese, I know the lady of whom you speak... dark hair, fuller figure, owns a cat...
She makes a wicked scrambled egg and mushrooms for breakfast!

15 Oct 2004

Uh oh, guess we'll have to tell her that Vix doesn't "do" 'shrooms! ;)
~Reese! surprised

15 Oct 2004

Well I'm gobsmacked you actually met! Looking forward to the next installment x

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Vix
Indeed. She's 22 years old, busty, intelligent, watches 'Stenders, and even offered to procure a "supplemental" bi-male for the evening! :shock:
~Reese!

God is???
One thing I hate about this site is when you lot start crowing about what fantastic sex you are going to have............ mad

:x :x
Have a great time you rotten jammy sneaky lucky horrible sods. rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

15 Oct 2004

Ummmmm - this thread started way before I joined in here. Are you saying that single Bi fems - much as the old rainbow here are kinda scarce??
Would this go some way to explaining the size of my e-mail inbox at the moment?
And MORE IMPORTANTLY - does this mean I can get away with a large amount of pisstaking???? :happy: :happy:
:taz: :taz: :bounce: :bounce:
Oh bugger - please will someone learn how to teach cats to hoover!!! I have two cats - one hoover. They could take turns!!

15 Oct 2004

we're not THAT rare
Just not all looking for couples
FFM is not my thing as I keep saying but group can be with the right set of people!

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Lil_Bunny
we're not THAT rare!

I shall consider myself told off for trying to creep up the pisstake charts by means of illegal single bi-dom.

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
you know -what - I think I just remembered how to use the hoover bolt

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Rainbows
Ummmmm - this thread started way before I joined in here. Are you saying that single Bi fems - much as the old rainbow here are kinda scarce??
Would this go some way to explaining the size of my e-mail inbox at the moment?
And MORE IMPORTANTLY - does this mean I can get away with a large amount of pisstaking???? :happy: :happy:
:taz: :taz: :bounce: :bounce:
Oh bugger - please will someone learn how to teach cats to hoover!!! I have two cats - one hoover. They could take turns!!

Not that rare but yes it would explain your mail box lol and no you can't get away with the pisstaking none of us can thereâ€™s always some one quicker or better at it then you are lol

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Rainbows
Are you saying that single Bi fems - much as the old rainbow here are kinda scarce??

Rainbows~
If we were to judge by our ad replies, I'd have to say "yes"!
Out of about 600 replies so far...
- only 3 have been from single bi-fems
- less than 20 have been from couples
- the rest were all from single males, half of them not even bi-! (some people just don't read)
...so, from that perspective, I'd say that you're a bit of a rarity! ;)
~Reese! surprised