They don't want our sperm anymore

13 Apr 2007

Many of you will have noticed in the papers today that scientists have concluded that women will one day grow their own sperm :shock:
After my first question, which was 'Shit! What's the redundancy payment like?' I got to thinking that we guys are gonna have to get our thinking caps on and find ourselves an alternative use. Where better to start doing that on a swinging site eh?
So I today formally constituted a new focus group called Lads Are Being Interesting Again or L.A.B.I.A for short.
All applicants apply within wink

(geddit?).
Any ideas/offers about what we lads can do in future posted here by either sex will be accepted for consideration!!
.

13 Apr 2007

women producing their own sperm?? mad

yes but they wont be able to lick themselves will they!! biggrin

perhaps thats it..we will become the official lickers of the lady love areas :D we will spend all day at home resting our tongues before the lady returns home... lol

13 Apr 2007

Quote by aj1980
women producing their own sperm?? yes but they wont be able to lick themselves will they!!
perhaps thats it..we will become the official lickers of the lady love areas :D we will spend all day at home resting our tongues before the lady returns home...

But women can lick each other, and they do it so much better! Perhaps another job should be thought up instead?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
bolt

13 Apr 2007

Think it's more to do with infertile MEN being able to have their own sperm produced from theirbone marrow.

Men... what are they good for?
wink

13 Apr 2007

phew!!!

we were struggling there i think!!

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Jags
Men... what are they good for?

I'm trying, I'm really trying......... nope, can't think of anything dunno

:giggle:

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Kiss
But women can lick each other, and they do it so much better! Perhaps another job should be thought up instead?

Some women can do it better!
What about the men take on the role of domestic god and we reward them with sex for the sake of it,now and again?

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Freckledbird

But women can lick each other, and they do it so much better! Perhaps another job should be thought up instead?

Some women can do it better!
Well I was talking about me. :giggle:
wink

13 Apr 2007

but how do we know you lick better kissy?
we need an example lol

13 Apr 2007

or at least a picture! lol

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Dawnie

Men... what are they good for?

I'm trying, I'm really trying......... nope, can't think of anything dunno

:giggle:
Spiders......who'll get up at two in the morning to chase that jurassic sized arachnid out of the corner of the bathroom !! :shock: also putting out the bin !! lol

13 Apr 2007

and changing the tyre on the car!! my ex would drive for days with a flat tyre because she didnt think it was a problem... lol

13 Apr 2007

Quote by aj1980
and changing the tyre on the car!! my ex would drive for days with a flat tyre because she didnt think it was a problem...

my ex didn't even know where the petrol cap was..i had to fill it for her!

13 Apr 2007

Quote by well_busty_babe
but how do we know you lick better kissy?
we need an example lol

I can give you the names if some ladies that would be happy to give me a reference? dunno

:lol2:

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Bigpaul45
Spiders......who'll get up at two in the morning to chase that jurassic sized arachnid out of the corner of the bathroom !! :shock: also putting out the bin !!

You have me with putting the bin out, I hate doing that and when Ian is away I pay the kids to do it :lol2:

13 Apr 2007

Well i was going to say killing spiders but someone beat me too it......
then i thought.... oooh... getting stuff from the top shelf... but i suppose that is what ladders were invented for...
right.... where do i get my P45??????? smile

13 Apr 2007

I was just struggling to understand how women growing their own sperm was going to work. I mean if the female of the species was contributing both the egg AND the sperm then, in order to avoid cloning, you would need two women so that one could provide sperm to the other! I seem to remember from A-level biology that this is how earthworms do it (not a very flattering analogy, I know).
So, basically, you would need two women to squirm against each other 69position

:twisted: :twisted:
I can sense Kiss getting all excited already - and the rest of us can watch!! :twisted:
Will

13 Apr 2007

If a male is not needed for the sperm, how will the male attributes continue to exist. There are some that are quite endearing wink

Louise xx

13 Apr 2007

Quote by willxx69
So, basically, you would need two women to squirm against each other :twisted: :twisted:

Quick Will................
Over to the scissoring thread bolt

13 Apr 2007

Quote by willxx69
I can sense Kiss getting all excited already - and the rest of us can watch!! :twisted:

Will!

Hello stranger. kiss

13 Apr 2007

Quote by fabio
then i thought.... oooh... getting stuff from the top shelf... but i suppose that is what ladders were invented for...

We went into a DIY shop yesterday and this woman came up to me and said 'can we borrow him for a minute to get something we can't reach?' (gesturing at my 6'1", 15-year old son).
FB - doesn't need ladders :smug:
(well, not when son or hubby are about anyway)

13 Apr 2007

I've been racking my brains on this one and yes, i now know why i need mr J....
To open bottles and jars lol

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Juniper_couple
I've been racking my brains on this one and yes, i now know why i need mr J....
To open bottles and jars

I hate having to ask MrFB to do that redface

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
I've been racking my brains on this one and yes, i now know why i need mr J....
To open bottles and jars

I hate having to ask MrFB to do that redface

I know - its the look they give ya rolleyes

& :smug:
(it has something to do with hunter gathering i think) :giggle:

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
I've been racking my brains on this one and yes, i now know why i need mr J....
To open bottles and jars

I hate having to ask MrFB to do that redface

you can buy a gadget that does it....invented by a man :P

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Bigpaul45
I've been racking my brains on this one and yes, i now know why i need mr J....
To open bottles and jars

I hate having to ask MrFB to do that redface

you can buy a gadget that does it....invented by a man :P
Bugger off!
I have a little rubber mat thingy (supposed to help grip the lid to make it easier) but it doesn't work evil

13 Apr 2007

i was going to say open tops and jars..
but all ladies love a gentleman deep down, opening doors and pulling chairs out for them,(or from underneath them),and that is something a women can never be.....as of yet anyway

13 Apr 2007

Quote by lukes
...all ladies love a gentleman deep down, opening doors and pulling chairs out for them...

Oh, absolutely :thumbup:
I know one of those too smile

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
I've been racking my brains on this one and yes, i now know why i need mr J....
To open bottles and jars

I hate having to ask MrFB to do that redface

you can buy a gadget that does it....invented by a man :PBugger off!
I have a little rubber mat thingy (supposed to help grip the lid to make it easier) but it doesn't work evil

I couldn't get on with those rubber mat thingies either... found my jar opener in the plumbing aisle at B&Q.
Called a strap wrench and I have never had a bottle or jar defeat me yet

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Juniper_couple
I've been racking my brains on this one and yes, i now know why i need mr J....
To open bottles and jars

Just hit the jar gently, round its rim, off the work top in the kitchen and hey presto, it opens!
I've always said men will become extinct one day and women will rule the world :lol:
Must agree though, I don't know what I'd do about the spider squashing problem if men disappeared confused

Fee
XX