*sighs*
oh sorry don't mind me . . . . .
*waits*
you know that internet explorer? crap really innit?
*drums fingers*
ta tum tee tum tee tum
*sighs*
sorry i'm waiting for me tiscali to install. apparently they do this thingie that makes dial up as fast as broadband? well you gotta laugh aintcha i spose? it's a bit ironic really, in the whole not very important but you gotta laugh at summat these days grand scheme of things.
goes on a bit though dunnit?
*sighs*
i'm bored? are we nearly there yet?
:karaoke: i'm on fire . . you know i'm on fi-RE-uh when you come . . . :karaoke:
it's a song. by bloc party. think he's onna bout sex and stuff? t'is quite good. i'd quote you the lyric, but i'm offline, obviously, waiting for me tiscali, so can't do that googley thing. i'm quite a good singer really, once i get that shyness thingie outta the way. used to sing in the choir and everything. and play guitar. was a bit crap at the guitar really. the dressing up in cassocks and flouncey things was good though.
hey ho!
*wonders how many sighs you should put in a single post*
<<<tuts for a bit, just to break the mood>>>
you know when you try and sign up for some kinda magical internet experience thingumbob, and they make you use that IE to sign up, and all you're buttons don't work, cos ha! i use firefox you little jumped up microsoft fascist, but they make you use IE anyways and download no doubt really technical things you don't really understand, and then all them linkie things it tells you to click, and you thought was leading to a whole new dawn in the whole new cosmic internet experience thingie . . . and then they tell you broadband is like OMG sooooooo much better where do you live . . . like OMG that's so 20th century of you . . oh and this link to dial up don't work grandad and we had a rite ole chuckle at you you stupid, stupid fool :flippa: . . oh and anyone who was . . . like . . . . soooooooooo dumb as to click THAT link has to like . . do it all again right from the very start . . like . . . AGAIN!!! DUR!!!!!!!!
well you know when that happens? well it's fucking crap that really dontcha think? no it's not just me is it? it's not fucking on!
*pisses and moans for a bit in an ole mannish kinda way*
prolly shouldn't be allowed really?
oh i got a new house. well not really a house. more a flat actually. t'is quite nice. not strictly mine either. i just have this arrangement where i pay money to some bloke and he lets me pretend it's my house . . or flat . . . you know? it's a funny ole business but it seems to work?
oh well.
i'm really happy today. i just thought i'd share that. got one of them freeview telly thingummies last week, and apparently it's like really . . REALLY . . important to . . like . . . share . . . and things. i didn't really understand it all i don't think?
the battlefields through the ages was good though. course it's not so important then, that whole sharing business, not when you've got someone's bleedin' 'ead 'anging off yer pikestaff and all that.bit crap telly innit?
oh well
*humph*
n x x x :P
:twisted: 
You called??? :twisted: :rascal:
:bounce:
Oy! Never guess what I just did when my pc had a glitch just then.
I'll make all the bad things go away 
tuts my god neil.....u do talk bollox :!: 