After being recommended a blinding Clinical Advisor...
'I could kiss you.........
But I won't cos you are bloody ugly.'
Today was the day I discovered they might just need a little more time before they get used to my sense of humour *cringe*
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Things NOT to say in a new job........
Oh poor Venus
I told a few of my friends this one already....
I was at an important briefing last week (four days long) for a new job role. At the end of the four days we were all changing business cards. I had taken my weekend bag instead of my usual work handbag. I put my hand out to place my card in the hand of the Operations Director.... I looked down..... :shock: .... it was my Chameleons membership card FFS!
I told a few of my friends this one already....
I was at an important briefing last week (four days long) for a new job role. At the end of the four days we were all changing business cards. I had taken my weekend bag instead of my usual work handbag. I put my hand out to place my card in the hand of the Operations Director.... I looked down..... :shock: .... it was my Chameleons membership card FFS!
The 1st Day on the job!
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he rang the canteen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a f@cken cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded: "You fool, you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No," replied the trainee
"It's the Managing Director of the company, idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are f@cken talking to, you idiot?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly.
"Good!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he rang the canteen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a f@cken cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded: "You fool, you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No," replied the trainee
"It's the Managing Director of the company, idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are f@cken talking to, you idiot?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly.
"Good!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.
a mate of mine in interview was told that he didnt need to travel to the office in Carlisle every day but could work from home. Upon hearing this he said oh thank god i fucking hate Carlisle its full of inbreeds.
How i howled when he told me, though i dont agree with his statement.
He wasnt offered the job
How i howled when he told me, though i dont agree with his statement.
He wasnt offered the job
