Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk . .
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero
coordination.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
k) Look, it would be great to have a f**k but I hardly know you and we
will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.
l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its just because
he knows her or something.
m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try
balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.
n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in
that hedge.
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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk
Sex God
Hehehehehehehehehehehe
True.
True.
Warming the Bed
I'm liking your work Dino
Sex God
When I'm drunk any word of more than one
sylla.......la........er.......sylla.......syl.......err......b b b....ble
Oh WTF
........erm...............IS DIFFICULT!! :grin: :grin:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
sylla.......la........er.......sylla.......syl.......err......b b b....ble
Oh WTF
........erm...............IS DIFFICULT!! :grin: :grin:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Sexpert
VERY funny.....and yet SO TRUE!!!!
and stranger still, I seem to master the "Cockney/Wolves" accent after a few too...freaks the hell out of the locals!
and stranger still, I seem to master the "Cockney/Wolves" accent after a few too...freaks the hell out of the locals!
Orgasminator
A post about things that are difficult to say when you are drunk that doesn't contain " No of course I don't want a kebab covered in flaming hot chilli sauce and 3 week old limp lettuce leaves ".........well if i hadn't of read it I never would have believed it lmao
Sex God
you missed off
'can anyone direct me to my hotel, this campervan isn't that comfy'
'can anyone direct me to my hotel, this campervan isn't that comfy'
Sex God
Linoleum
Millennium
Phenomenon
And of couse...
No
Millennium
Phenomenon
And of couse...
No
Orgasminator
Well with working in a club when drunk any FECKING drink we serve seems to be, the worst is "Smirnoff ice", ..... we get asked for "Sim-in-of ice" or "Smin-off ice" alot most drunks just point or hand us an empty bottle and grunt. 
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
you missed off
'can anyone direct me to my hotel, this campervan isn't that comfy'
He enjoyed it really :laughabove:
Quote by Nomad_Soul
Its a well-known fact that alcohol improves the dancing and singing quality levels in nearly all humans.......................or is that we just think that???
Nomad it is quite true hun...it is a well known fact (in my social circle) that after downing 10 large whiskeys I become Janet Jackson..ask any of my friends they will concur just wait for me to pay them first ;)
Minx x x
Sex God
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Its a well-known fact that alcohol improves the dancing and singing quality levels in nearly all humans.......................or is that we just think that
Nomad it is quite true hun...it is a well known fact (in my social circle) that after downing 10 large whiskeys I become Janet Jackson..ask any of my friends they will concur just wait for me to pay them first ;)
Minx x x
must be a bit embarrasing at a christening or wake when you have a 'wardrobe failure'
(and i bet you don't ask your brother to babysit
) Quote by meat2pleaseu
Its a well-known fact that alcohol improves the dancing and singing quality levels in nearly all humans.......................or is that we just think that
Nomad it is quite true hun...it is a well known fact (in my social circle) that after downing 10 large whiskeys I become Janet Jackson..ask any of my friends they will concur just wait for me to pay them first ;)
Minx x x
must be a bit embarrasing at a christening or wake when you have a 'wardrobe failure'
(and i bet you don't ask your brother to babysit
)
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: 
Sex God
The best thing i say when drunk is i hate the blue nose scum...... sorry red and dino 
the worst thing when drunk taht i have tried to say is omg you look fit ... cant rember what i said but she didnt talk to me for 2 wekis....
MikeC
the worst thing when drunk taht i have tried to say is omg you look fit ... cant rember what i said but she didnt talk to me for 2 wekis....
MikeC
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Its a well-known fact that alcohol improves the dancing and singing quality levels in nearly all humans.......................or is that we just think that
Nomad it is quite true hun...it is a well known fact (in my social circle) that after downing 10 large whiskeys I become Janet Jackson..ask any of my friends they will concur just wait for me to pay them first ;)
Minx x x
Glad it's not just me then.
I keep telling myself not to drink alcohol if I'm within a 1 mile radius of a Karaoke machine
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Quote by MikeC
The best thing i say when drunk is i hate the blue nose scum...... sorry red and dino
MikeC
:smackbottom: 
Quote by Happy Cats
Anthropomorphic personification - why you want to say it sober let alone drunk, I dunno, but just you try to say it!
That wheezie is a nice intelligent bloke - why you want to say it sober let alone drunk, I dunno, but just you try to say it
The question is, you wheezy MCB, do you know what it means and can you give a vaguely co-herent and pertinant definition of "anthropomorphic personification"? And you can't cheat and check your dictionary either - cos if you do, you'll have to give me the literary referece for where the phrase comes from! :flipa:
