Things that make you feel like a man

22 Sep 2005

Quote by Chunky Love
5, GOING TO THE TIP - A manly act which combines driving, lifting and as you thrillingly drop your rubbish into another huge pile of other rubbish. noisy destruction = man. "

Errrr am worried now - every time I go to the tip I bring back more than I take. You can get such good bargains down there. cool

ooohhh and meat "in the shed" - yes definately one that I can relate to - I just loooovvvve my shed :shock:

22 Sep 2005

41. Trapping your cock in your zip. Not pleasant but you have to be a proper man to do it.
42. Parting the shoots and branches with a long stick while walking through overgrown woods, like Mick Dundee.

22 Sep 2005

43. Finding a mortally wounded animal which is obviously suffering and doing the decent thing with a large rock :scared:

22 Sep 2005

44. Making your daughters boyfriend worry that you may be slightly deranged and capable of physical violence

22 Sep 2005

Trapping your cock in your zip. Not pleasant but you have to be a proper man to do it.

Quote by Happy Cats
44. Making your daughters boyfriend worry that you may be slightly deranged and capable of physical violence

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: This thread has kept me giggling all morning! keep it up fellas! lol

22 Sep 2005

The ability to kiss and cuddle a woman so that no matter what sexual position you were in at orgasum that you end up not sleeping in the damp patch.
Being able to watch a film, including porn, without talking once during it and making comments about spots, broken finger nails, and saying silly things like "it would never be like that in real life!"
A natural instinct that gives you the ability to say "yes/no darling" at all the right moments without having heard a word said... you only reach this stage of true manhood after years of honing the skill as a child saying "yes mum" while totally ignoring any instructions given. You know you've reached budding man hood when you start to get away with it without getting a bolocking from your mum. Your wife/partner/mum has the upperhand if they always catch you out by saying "well what did i just say?" and you've not learnt the art of instant recall of the last 2 minuites of any conversation without actually taking it in.
The un-erring belief that if after prodding and poking something that is broken with a screwdriver, fingers, plyers, etc, that hitting it might just fix the problem.

22 Sep 2005

Quote by piercedJon
The ability to kiss and cuddle a woman so that no matter what sexual position you were in at orgasum that you end up not sleeping in the damp patch.
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:doh:
having the ability to not roll over and go straight to sleep after sex - and not complain about getting the damp patch when you eventually do, and instead foresaking all rights to 'dry' side of bed to your partner, who, being a complete princess, should never have to sleep on the wet patch! :thumbup:

22 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
44. Making your daughters boyfriend worry that you may be slightly deranged and capable of physical violence

44a, letting your daughters boyfriend know you are deranged, and will inflict physical violence on various body parts...............(if she's not home by 10:30pm...sharp!!!!!!!!)

22 Sep 2005

Being able to acurately write your name in snow by peeing biggrin

22 Sep 2005

being able to look interested in advice given then completly ignore it as we know best

22 Sep 2005

There is still one bastion of male sanctuary left, and that is the garden shed. Long may that be so as we can fit them out in true blokey style without interference from our other halfs. Time spent in them justified,( to 'er indoors) as essential planning of unfinished diy jobs around the house,(not)! :rascal:
How customised is yours?
cc_7up

23 Sep 2005

45 - Only having one mood, all the time..
46 - Poking roadkill with a stick makes you feel like Quincy MD. "Yeah, it's dead all right, now pass me a beer."

23 Sep 2005

Quote by cc_7up
There is still one bastion of male sanctuary left, and that is the garden shed. Long may that be so as we can fit them out in true blokey style without interference from our other halfs. :thumbup:
How customised is yours?
cc_7up

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Oohh 7up finally an excuse to talk about sheds, thank you so much for bringing the subject up.
I have a whole blog dedicated to my shed - about 200 pics as well
Having just written about 5000 words on the benefits of sheds and what mine is like, I took the softly softly tak and deleted them.
Working on the basis that a guy can only take so many smackbottom

Suffice to say it's big, has three rooms, an attic and 1MB link to the outside world

23 Sep 2005

Quote by Manolishi
Suffice to say it's big, has three rooms, an attic and 1MB link to the outside world

That's not a shed, it's a luxury home biggrin

! Did you need planning permission? If I had that at the bottom of the garden I'd move in for good. Sounds an ideal venue for a small but perfectly formed swinging party.

23 Sep 2005

Quote by DarkEyedPhil

Suffice to say it's big, has three rooms, an attic and 1MB link to the outside world

That's not a shed, it's a luxury home biggrin

! Did you need planning permission? If I had that at the bottom of the garden I'd move in for good. Sounds an ideal venue for a small but perfectly formed swinging party.
redface

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Errr Phil, I was sure I closed the curtains, or was it the noise that gave the game away?
I must admit there were a few squeels when your have one hand on the blue circle and the spinner tells you to put a foot on the red circle ............