Things that make you go "Oooooo!"

4 Jul 2006

OK, it's been a while since we had a saucy pics thread and this is blatant excuse to post general sauciness and naughtiness... see it as a way of letting off steam after all the hot weather :twisted:
So what makes you go "Ooooooo!" or "Phwoaarrr!" - everyone can play - post away but no kebabs or trouser snakes please wink

Here's one for starters:

Hairy chests and tummies - ya gotta love 'em :P ....I think it may be Meaty at the carry on camping thingymajiggy..... :rascal:

4 Jul 2006

i ain't that bad and i don't dye my chest hair flipa

4 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
i ain't that bad and i don't dye my chest hair

Sorry but we need a verification.... anyone? Male or female will do ;)

4 Jul 2006

Quote by Bloke2005

oooooo noooooooooo :scared:
i could plait that! bolt

the body aint bad, but someone pass me the wax kit!
i'm in that kind of mood today where tweezers would be fun :twisted:

4 Jul 2006

I thought we weren't allowed to anymore dunno

:cry:

# The posting of pictures on any part of the Swinging Heaven site that you do not have copyright, or posting pictures that are fake, a joke or don't actually contain any part of you in them, or worse, that include a third party. Photos will be deleted if they contain any of the following: Anyone who looks under the age of 18. Anyone with children shown in photographs. Postage stamp size pictures. Pictures with email address's or other contact details on. Pictures that are not on topic, eg popstars, cartoons etc. Anything that seems to be too obscene for this site. In addition photographs uploaded for photo ads will be deleted if they show people & animals.

Les x

4 Jul 2006

What makes me go oooohhhh?
Two things, Mals arse and Blokes old avatar :twisted:

4 Jul 2006

As for that hairy thing posted by Bloke..... not my cup of tea!
But how about......

:inlove: 69position

:inlove:

4 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
As for that hairy thing posted by Bloke..... not my cup of tea!
But how about......

:inlove: :inlove:

No no no no no!!!! mad

I've gone of police people big time at the minute... bunch of incompetant arseholes in my opinion... anyone know a very good very cheap solicitor????

4 Jul 2006

Quote by celestria
No no no no no!!!! I've gone of police people big time at the minute... bunch of incompetant arseholes in my opinion... anyone know a very good very cheap solicitor????

:therethere:
Sorry to hear that Celery.... I can't say I really disagree with you but my first love/girlfriend was a police officer and that has left me with an attraction to the unifrom... bordering on a fetish!
kiss

4 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me

No no no no no!!!! I've gone of police people big time at the minute... bunch of incompetant arseholes in my opinion... anyone know a very good very cheap solicitor????

:therethere:
Sorry to hear that Celery.... I can't say I really disagree with you but my first love/girlfriend was a police officer and that has left me with an attraction to the unifrom... bordering on a fetish!
kiss

Actually I do really llike the uniform and the guys and gals that wear it... just something that's happened here in the past couple of days has put me off.... now firemen/women.... bring em on :twisted:

4 Jul 2006

Hey, is this another excuse for me to post a photo of my behind?

4 Jul 2006

Quote by SymonOUna
Hey, is this another excuse for me to post a photo of my behind?

Obviously!
:giggle:

4 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Hey, is this another excuse for me to post a photo of my behind?

Obviously!
:giggle:
OK then, if I must...

4 Jul 2006

Things that make you go "Oooooo!"
Trapping me bits in me flies blink

4 Jul 2006

Quote by couple_ne2000
I thought we weren't allowed to anymore :cry:
# The posting of pictures on any part of the Swinging Heaven site that you do not have copyright, or posting pictures that are fake, a joke or don't actually contain any part of you in them, or worse, that include a third party. Photos will be deleted if they contain any of the following: Anyone who looks under the age of 18. Anyone with children shown in photographs. Postage stamp size pictures. Pictures with email address's or other contact details on. Pictures that are not on topic, eg popstars, cartoons etc. Anything that seems to be too obscene for this site. In addition photographs uploaded for photo ads will be deleted if they show people & animals.

Les x
I dunno to be honest Les - it's not fake, it isn't a joke, there's no third party but it isn't me either :dunno: ... I'll let the Mods decide confused

4 Jul 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
I dunno to be honest Les - it's not fake, it isn't a joke, there's no third party but it isn't me either ... I'll let the Mods decide

I love these threads.........but thought we got our wrists slapped a while back.......hopefully I'm wrong though.......just my understanding of a third party is someone other than yourself :dunno:
Les x

4 Jul 2006

There's nothing like seeing some nice pussy in glasses.....

*No cats were harmed in the making of the joke*

4 Jul 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
OK, it's been a while since we had a saucy pics thread and this is blatant excuse to post general sauciness and naughtiness... see it as a way of letting off steam after all the hot weather :twisted:
So what makes you go "Ooooooo!" or "Phwoaarrr!" - everyone can play - post away but no kebabs or trouser snakes please
Here's one for starters:

Hairy chests and tummies - ya gotta love 'em :P ....I think it may be Meaty at the carry on camping thingymajiggy..... :rascal:

thats far to hairy :shock:
now wheres the wax :rascal:

4 Jul 2006

Quote by naughtynymphos1
OK, it's been a while since we had a saucy pics thread and this is blatant excuse to post general sauciness and naughtiness... see it as a way of letting off steam after all the hot weather :twisted:
So what makes you go "Ooooooo!" or "Phwoaarrr!" - everyone can play - post away but no kebabs or trouser snakes please
Here's one for starters:

Hairy chests and tummies - ya gotta love 'em :P ....I think it may be Meaty at the carry on camping thingymajiggy..... :rascal:

thats far to hairy :shock:
now wheres the wax :rascal:
:shock: :shock: Yup, that would make him go Oooooo! :rascal:
Les x

4 Jul 2006

We're currently awaiting clarity from admin about the third party/ copyright pics. These can stand for the moment, but don't kick the arse out of it. As soon as we know, you'll know.
Mal
wink

4 Jul 2006

Quote by Mal
We're currently awaiting clarity from admin about the third party/ copyright pics. These can stand for the moment, but don't kick the arse out of it. As soon as we know, you'll know.
Mal

Thanks Dad :rascal:

4 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
There's nothing like seeing some nice pussy in glasses.....

*No cats were harmed in the making of the joke*

How scary that someone else finds that funny....its my MSN pic and most people just don't get it!!

4 Jul 2006

Quote by lavabubble
There's nothing like seeing some nice pussy in glasses.....

*No cats were harmed in the making of the joke*

How scary that someone else finds that funny....its my MSN pic and most people just don't get it!!
Really? Great minds think alike... but then again so do simple ones....
Anyway if I really thought that they had hurt the cat I would be mortified - and visiting the photographer(s) with a brick in each hand to 'clamp' down on their behaviour! :grin:

4 Jul 2006

Quote by celestria
As for that hairy thing posted by Bloke..... not my cup of tea!
But how about......

:inlove: :inlove:

No no no no no!!!! mad

I've gone of police people big time at the minute... bunch of incompetant arseholes in my opinion... anyone know a very good very cheap solicitor????
No such thing as a good, cheap solicitor, come to think of it so such thing as a cheap solicitor period!!
Snowhawk :grin:
Not certified by anybody for anything

4 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me

Oooooooooeeeeee!

Quote by Bloke2005

Ewwwwwwwwie!!
Sorry it's the curly bits coming out of the right armpit that did it fer me plus the rest.
.

4 Jul 2006

OK enough already... stop putting gorilla man in quotes because he's just really turning me off now.... I feel the need to stock up on veet and wax just incase I ever see him

4 Jul 2006

yum, WPC's smile

4 Jul 2006

Quote by celestria
OK enough already... stop putting gorilla man in quotes because he's just really turning me off now.... I feel the need to stock up on veet and wax just incase I ever see him

horrable isn't it :shock:

4 Jul 2006

Quote by celestria
OK enough already... stop putting gorilla man in quotes because he's just really turning me off now.... I feel the need to stock up on veet and wax just incase I ever see him

What d'you mean...

Quote by This

Or

Quote by That

:giggle:

4 Jul 2006

Quote by Bloke2005

There's hairy chests, and then there's wolverine up there.
Has that person considered shaving adverts on there? Could make a killing advertising Veet on days like these :rascal: