i know some of you might think its strange. but i love oil
to see a lass drink it through a clear plastic straw and gargle with it before drinking it is just heaven. all this started about 10 years ago when i was going out with a gitl called Angle. let me tell u she was young cute and fit ,like most young ladies and she could light up the night sky with her wings alight but as time went by and she started drinking vegetable oil behind my back and being greedy she started to put on the pounds and i know its shallow we split . i still belive that she drinks more oil than she should and if she was to light up the night sky with her wings alight just hope im not around when she hits the ground if any young ladues are going to a beech this year i would love the chance to rub in some vegetable oil into the bodys and then watch then sunbath. why waste your money and time buying costly sun oils in small tubes .when u can buy a litre of vegetable oil 4 pennys plus the weather isnt always great to try and catch a tan this way you can sunbath for 15 mins get a great tan and have time to go shopping all in one day
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Sex God
hurrumph! i thought this was a thread about V8's, Flat 6's and other oily growling engines :twisted:
Warming the Bed
Quote by meat2pleaseu
hurrumph! i thought this was a thread about V8's, Flat 6's and other oily growling engines :twisted:
V twin...you know it makes sense.
Warming the Bed
Bugger, wish I had the nouse to do the picture thing properly....
Sex God
Quote by Oldham_Bloke
hurrumph! i thought this was a thread about V8's, Flat 6's and other oily growling engines :twisted:
V twin...you know it makes sense.
I think you just had too many spaces in it... however I just get a little white box with a red cross. :giggle:
Warming the Bed
Thanks for that.
I went back & edited the link, in case anyone wonders what we're blabbing on about.
I went back & edited the link, in case anyone wonders what we're blabbing on about.
Sex God
I can remember when I was much younger and I used to go out of an evening and get well oiled, if I can coin a Fraze, "like a diesel train"
Sex God
Pure unadulterated unfunny bollox. Of course that is a totally subjective opinion but fuck it i'm a sharing kinda guy.
Sex God
Quote by awayman
Pure unadulterated unfunny bollox. Of course that is a totally subjective opinion but fuck it i'm a sharing kinda guy.
Not that I wish to be a pedant, but if any of the men ought there think they have funny bollocks, a doctor should be found to offer a second opinion....
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