Things you can do in an elevator

6 Nov 2005

.........whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly..................

6 Nov 2005

Entertain a vanilla stag party redface

6 Nov 2005

Go up and down ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Nov 2005

Quote by Dominatrix
.........whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly..................

Lol....... wait until someone is just about to get into the lift, you exit... but as you do so.... hit every floors button first....... lol.......
equi-princess xxx

6 Nov 2005

take just that extra split second called indecision, to work out if its the 'G' button the '1' button or the 'B' button that gets you back to street level.

6 Nov 2005

strip down to sexy undies, and stand there full of confidence, and see how the ppls try and ignore it !!!!

6 Nov 2005

read the sign that says 'max 8 persons' and try to work out how.

6 Nov 2005

'hello Mr Tyler going......down?'
sorry i'll get my coat

6 Nov 2005

Quote by PrincessSwallows
Fart and pretend it was the old lady in front of you?
"Pwoar, is that you? You shud no better at ur age" hehehe :lol:

Crap, you beat me to it.... but I just look around at the person behind and give them a dirty look .... then watch them turn red. redface

6 Nov 2005

play eye spy er ill go first eye spy with my little eye something beginng with D

6 Nov 2005

Pick another person and just stare intently at their crotch. (or face depending on how brave you are) and watch the reaction.

6 Nov 2005

Quote by Dominatrix
.........whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly..................

Dmanit I cant think how that goes, that will drive me mad now mad

Regards
Harry Jones

6 Nov 2005

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
play eye spy er ill go first eye spy with my little eye something beginng with D

Door ?

6 Nov 2005

Pretend your Willy Wonker confused

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6 Nov 2005

Quote by dambuster
play eye spy er ill go first eye spy with my little eye something beginng with D

Door ?

:rotflmao:

6 Nov 2005

Send a large bomb in a black bag to the top floor and watch the doors blow off in slow motion.

6 Nov 2005

Make sure everyone notices your magnificent cleavage in the mirrored ceiling :twisted:
.......ala Kensington Hilton Nov 2003 wink

6 Nov 2005

Have a piss rolleyes

6 Nov 2005

You could always just get in and stand there while it takes you to the next floor.....sorry just a thought

6 Nov 2005

One place I used to visit had a sign in the lift "No drinks cups in the lift please".
It was one of those "express" lifts. They start of slowly, then build up speed and stop abruptly at the higher floors (past 10). The problem would be that if you were carrying a cup of coffee, you would stop with the lift, the cup would stop, but the coffee wouldn't :shock:

6 Nov 2005

and what if you get stuck between floors? or if you're in one of those super fast lifts that count in tens?
confused

6 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix
One place I used to visit had a sign in the lift "No drinks cups in the lift please".
It was one of those "express" lifts. They start of slowly, then build up speed and stop abruptly at the higher floors (past 10). The problem would be that if you were carrying a cup of coffee, you would stop with the lift, the cup would stop, but the coffee wouldn't :shock:

and it could spill all over the nearest person - who then might have to remove the damaged items of clothing!

6 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix
One place I used to visit had a sign in the lift "No drinks cups in the lift please".
It was one of those "express" lifts. They start of slowly, then build up speed and stop abruptly at the higher floors (past 10). The problem would be that if you were carrying a cup of coffee, you would stop with the lift, the cup would stop, but the coffee wouldn't :shock:

lol sounds fun i'd be in there all day with me coffee

6 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix
One place I used to visit had a sign in the lift "No drinks cups in the lift please".
It was one of those "express" lifts. They start of slowly, then build up speed and stop abruptly at the higher floors (past 10). The problem would be that if you were carrying a cup of coffee, you would stop with the lift, the cup would stop, but the coffee wouldn't :shock:

I was thinking, if your were shagging standing up, the "stop" would be an extra "thrust"..

6 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix
One place I used to visit had a sign in the lift "No drinks cups in the lift please".
It was one of those "express" lifts. They start of slowly, then build up speed and stop abruptly at the higher floors (past 10). The problem would be that if you were carrying a cup of coffee, you would stop with the lift, the cup would stop, but the coffee wouldn't :shock:

I was thinking, if your were shagging standing up, the "stop" would be an extra "thrust"..
Also ,thinking about the "hitting the ceiling thread" some time ago, it would be easier to hit the ceiling if you could time your ejaculation just right lol

6 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix
One place I used to visit had a sign in the lift "No drinks cups in the lift please".
It was one of those "express" lifts. They start of slowly, then build up speed and stop abruptly at the higher floors (past 10). The problem would be that if you were carrying a cup of coffee, you would stop with the lift, the cup would stop, but the coffee wouldn't :shock:

I was thinking, if your were shagging standing up, the "stop" would be an extra "thrust"..
ooooooooooo the thought :giggle:

6 Nov 2005

Quote by AMETHYST
One place I used to visit had a sign in the lift "No drinks cups in the lift please".
It was one of those "express" lifts. They start of slowly, then build up speed and stop abruptly at the higher floors (past 10). The problem would be that if you were carrying a cup of coffee, you would stop with the lift, the cup would stop, but the coffee wouldn't :shock:

I was thinking, if your were shagging standing up, the "stop" would be an extra "thrust"..
ooooooooooo the thought :giggle:
So, you ready to travel to Chicago wink

6 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix
One place I used to visit had a sign in the lift "No drinks cups in the lift please".
It was one of those "express" lifts. They start of slowly, then build up speed and stop abruptly at the higher floors (past 10). The problem would be that if you were carrying a cup of coffee, you would stop with the lift, the cup would stop, but the coffee wouldn't :shock:

I was thinking, if your were shagging standing up, the "stop" would be an extra "thrust"..
ooooooooooo the thought :giggle:
So, you ready to travel to Chicago wink

bring it on!

7 Nov 2005

secretly press the stop button, let everyone get all hot and then start stripping off for them...for sure they'll get into the idea!!!!

7 Nov 2005

This thread so reminds me of Clouseau as he steps into the lift with the Mob and someone farts (Pink Panther - A Shot in the Dark)
Classic comedy.
God even just thinking back it starts me chuckling